Capello criticises Andy Carroll for drinking too much

Scouser_Dave wrote:He should shag his best mates missus, or shag a granny, could always take some drugs..... no wait I know what he needs to do, he needs to shoot one of his team mates with an air rifle. Probably get in the team with the captains armband that way

Which footballers have done the things you listed in bold? There's nothing wrong with shagging a granny if it's consensual.

JT, Rio and Cashley.



Two England captains as well..

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:He should shag his best mates missus, or shag a granny, could always take some drugs..... no wait I know what he needs to do, he needs to shoot one of his team mates with an air rifle. Probably get in the team with the captains armband that way

Which footballers have done the things you listed in bold? There's nothing wrong with shagging a granny if it's consensual.

You seriously asking me that question? Unless your just burying your head in the sand.

Rio missed drug test, JT shagged his mates ex girl friend and Ashley shot a Chelsea work employee. He's just trying to get at how you said it, your assuming Ferdinand took drugs, Bridge wasn't with the Vanessa bird at the time and Ashley never shot a team mate.

Funny.

Andy is an angel compared to them four.

Two shag around and be unfaithful, one shags granny's and one cheats on Cheryl Cole.

Someone shoot's people. And then one's a druggy who can't keep himself fit, hmm maybe he can't get fit and healthy because of the drugs, that's a thought.

Funny thing is as well, 3 of them players have been England captain.

So... where was we... drinking? Terrible habit.

Is it alright for a professional footballer to smoke, seeing as it's very harmful to your health?
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Dean wrote:Funny.

Andy is an angel compared to them four.

Two shag around and be unfaithful, one shags granny's and one cheats on Cheryl Cole.

Someone shoot's people. And then one's a druggy who can't keep himself fit, hmm maybe he can't get fit and healthy because of the drugs, that's a thought.

Funny thing is as well, 3 of them players have been England captain.

So... where was we... drinking? Terrible habit.

Not only that, but one of their best ever players was a renowned drinker and died because of it.

Fanatic wrote:Is it alright for a professional footballer to smoke, seeing as it's very harmful to your health?
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Zidane smoked did he not?

Oh it's all coming out now.

Fanatic wrote:Is it alright for a professional footballer to smoke, seeing as it's very harmful to your health?

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How often does he smoke though?

Can't be that often the way he runs around, seems like he smokes every once in a while on a night out or holiday.. I'm sure there'd be a lot more pictures of him, I've only seen a couple.

/Defending Rooney because I'm biased.

Watch out, ErectionRooney might blow his load at that pic.

Scouser_Dave wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:He should shag his best mates missus, or shag a granny, could always take some drugs..... no wait I know what he needs to do, he needs to shoot one of his team mates with an air rifle. Probably get in the team with the captains armband that way

Which footballers have done the things you listed in bold? There's nothing wrong with shagging a granny if it's consensual.

You seriously asking me that question? Unless your just burying your head in the sand.

Rio Ferdinand has never taken drugs and it's pretty disgusting to suggest he did. John Terry allegedly, allegedly slept with his team mate's EX-GIRLFRIEND, not wife, and Ashley Cole allegedly shot someone on work experience, not a team-mate.

ayvee1 wrote:

Fanatic wrote:Is it alright for a professional footballer to smoke, seeing as it's very harmful to your health?
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Zidane smoked did he not?

Zidane drank did he not?

Dean wrote:

ayvee1 wrote:

Fanatic wrote:Is it alright for a professional footballer to smoke, seeing as it's very harmful to your health?
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Spoiler:

Zidane smoked did he not?

Zidane drank did he not?

I don't know, you tell me.

Chris Croker LEAVE ANDY CARROLL ALONE

Plenty of footballers smoke





In moderation it doesn't effect your performance.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:He should shag his best mates missus, or shag a granny, could always take some drugs..... no wait I know what he needs to do, he needs to shoot one of his team mates with an air rifle. Probably get in the team with the captains armband that way

Which footballers have done the things you listed in bold? There's nothing wrong with shagging a granny if it's consensual.

You seriously asking me that question? Unless your just burying your head in the sand.

Rio Ferdinand has never taken drugs and it's pretty disgusting to suggest he did. John Terry allegedly, allegedly slept with his team mate's EX-GIRLFRIEND, not wife, and Ashley Cole allegedly shot someone on work experience, not a team-mate.

What did I tell you.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Plenty of footballers smoke





In moderation it doesn't effect your performance.

Of course, it just kills you.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Plenty of footballers smoke





In moderation it doesn't effect your performance.

As with alcohol.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Plenty of footballers smoke





In moderation it doesn't effect your performance.

Do you see Andy's drinking affecting his performance on the pitch then?

He's currently 4th top goal scorer in the league, even after having missed 3 months of games with an injury.

Dean wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Plenty of footballers smoke





In moderation it doesn't effect your performance.

Of course, it just kills you.

Well yeah, but if Rooney dies of lung cancer after he's finished playing football, it's not unprofessional, it's none of my business.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:He should shag his best mates missus, or shag a granny, could always take some drugs..... no wait I know what he needs to do, he needs to shoot one of his team mates with an air rifle. Probably get in the team with the captains armband that way

Which footballers have done the things you listed in bold? There's nothing wrong with shagging a granny if it's consensual.

You seriously asking me that question? Unless your just burying your head in the sand.

Rio Ferdinand has never taken drugs and it's pretty disgusting to suggest he did. John Terry allegedly, allegedly slept with his team mate's EX-GIRLFRIEND, not wife, and Ashley Cole allegedly shot someone on work experience, not a team-mate.

That's alright then.

Plenty of footballers drink, in moderation it doesn't affect your performance. Andy may drink a lot, but is there any evidence of correlation to him drinking heavily and affecting his performances? Prem League 4th top scorer ( while being our for a considerable time) proves otherwise.

Berbatov smokes and is top scorer

QED

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:He should shag his best mates missus, or shag a granny, could always take some drugs..... no wait I know what he needs to do, he needs to shoot one of his team mates with an air rifle. Probably get in the team with the captains armband that way

Which footballers have done the things you listed in bold? There's nothing wrong with shagging a granny if it's consensual.

You seriously asking me that question? Unless your just burying your head in the sand.

Rio Ferdinand has never taken drugs and it's pretty disgusting to suggest he did. John Terry allegedly, allegedly slept with his team mate's EX-GIRLFRIEND, not wife, and Ashley Cole allegedly shot someone on work experience, not a team-mate.

That's ok then is it?

Rio took drugs, the ban was given for a reason. Bridge was pissed off enough with Terry so much so that he declined to play at the WC for his country. Fuck off and come up with a better excuse please.

Basically, it's not great for any footballer to smoke or drink, but if they do it with a limit and still perform on the pitch you can't really say much, and if you have a "private" word with them, you don't give it out to the fucking media.

Scouser_Dave wrote:That's ok then is it?

Rio took drugs, the ban was given for a reason. Bridge was pissed off enough with Terry so much so that he declined to play at the WC for his country. Fuck off and come up with a better excuse please.

Rio was given a ban because he missed a test. There was a later test which proved he had not taken drugs in the time period in which he missed the test, there is no reason to suspect he actually took drugs. As for Bridge being pissed off because his ex found someone else, boo hoo, he doesn't own her, she can shag whoever he likes.

Scouser_Dave wrote:That's ok then is it?

Rio took drugs, the ban was given for a reason. Bridge was pissed off enough with Terry so much so that he declined to play at the WC for his country. Fuck off and come up with a better excuse please.

I hope you're playing him at his own game and don't genuinely think that.

kyro7 wrote:

Scouser_Dave wrote:That's ok then is it?

Rio took drugs, the ban was given for a reason. Bridge was pissed off enough with Terry so much so that he declined to play at the WC for his country. Fuck off and come up with a better excuse please.

I hope you're playing him at his own game and don't genuinely think that.

There's no proof that he was clean.

It's hardly something that you'd forget to turn up to either, especially something so important.

Rooney and Andy will smoke and drink to their hears content.