Liverpool FC Official Thread

Scott_LFC wrote:Get a whole forum seething at you 24/7 with an act and we'll talk   

If you truly want to reach elite status, get one of the forum members hating you so much that he follows you around the forums constantly and doesn't stop trying to dig up information about you online. That's how you know you've caught a big one. 

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scott_LFC wrote:Get a whole forum seething at you 24/7 with an act and we'll talk   

If you truly want to reach elite status, get one of the forum members hating you so much that he follows you around the forums constantly and doesn't stop trying to dig up information about you online. That's how you know you've caught a big one. 

You talk about this like it would be some kind of achievement.  Would you not feel slightly ashamed or regretful at the mind blowing amounts of time you've spent making strangers hate you on the internet?  Don't you regret that you didn't spend it doing something useful?  

It's would be deeply sad if it were true but the truth is more sad than the fiction.

You're disappointed that everyone hates you, you're gutted that you've been banned from the only active forum you maintain this persona on and you're deeply deeply embarrassed about the personal details Keyser has uncovered about you, particularly regarding your deafness.  You've come up with this implausible narrative that making people hate you and uncover your details has been your plan all along and they've fallen into your cunning trap to cover up your disappointment and embarrassment.  You are pretending you are playing some kind of trolling game where nobody knows the rules but you are winning anyway because you are losing.  It is not credible and nobody believes it.

I think some of Keyser's conduct has been disgraceful, I'm not into mocking people for their disabilities at all, but using this as retaliation is just embarrassing.  For once in your life you have the moral high ground here, don't abandon it.

Scott_LFC wrote:Even this post is gonna have you full of fume and calling bullshit   

And so the cycle never ends.

Scott_LFC wrote:It's like clockwork

Scott_LFC wrote:but my skills in the art of cunnilingus more than makes up for that, so it's all good.

Stranger wrote:

Scott_LFC wrote:but my skills in the art of cunnilingus more than makes up for that, so it's all good.

Prove it

Firmino is averaging a goal/assist every 107 minutes this season - better than Ozil (113), De Bruyne (116), Mahrez (118) and Payet (131).

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scott_LFC wrote:Get a whole forum seething at you 24/7 with an act and we'll talk   

If you truly want to reach elite status, get one of the forum members hating you so much that he follows you around the forums constantly and doesn't stop trying to dig up information about you online. That's how you know you've caught a big one. 

You talk about this like it would be some kind of achievement.  Would you not feel slightly ashamed or regretful at the mind blowing amounts of time you've spent making strangers hate you on the internet?  Don't you regret that you didn't spend it doing something useful?  

It's would be deeply sad if it were true but the truth is more sad than the fiction.

You're disappointed that everyone hates you, you're gutted that you've been banned from the only active forum you maintain this persona on and you're deeply deeply embarrassed about the personal details Keyser has uncovered about you, particularly regarding your deafness.  You've come up with this implausible narrative that making people hate you and uncover your details has been your plan all along and they've fallen into your cunning trap to cover up your disappointment and embarrassment.  You are pretending you are playing some kind of trolling game where nobody knows the rules but you are winning anyway because you are losing.  It is not credible and nobody believes it.

I think some of Keyser's conduct has been disgraceful, I'm not into mocking people for their disabilities at all, but using this as retaliation is just embarrassing.  For once in your life you have the moral high ground here, don't abandon it.

Theo Filippo wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

You talk about this like it would be some kind of achievement.  Would you not feel slightly ashamed or regretful at the mind blowing amounts of time you've spent making strangers hate you on the internet?  Don't you regret that you didn't spend it doing something useful?  

It's would be deeply sad if it were true but the truth is more sad than the fiction.

You're disappointed that everyone hates you, you're gutted that you've been banned from the only active forum you maintain this persona on and you're deeply deeply embarrassed about the personal details Keyser has uncovered about you, particularly regarding your deafness.  You've come up with this implausible narrative that making people hate you and uncover your details has been your plan all along and they've fallen into your cunning trap to cover up your disappointment and embarrassment.  You are pretending you are playing some kind of trolling game where nobody knows the rules but you are winning anyway because you are losing.  It is not credible and nobody believes it.

I think some of Keyser's conduct has been disgraceful, I'm not into mocking people for their disabilities at all, but using this as retaliation is just embarrassing.  For once in your life you have the moral high ground here, don't abandon it.

Fucking wrecked by the way, nail on the head.

Scott_LFC wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

You talk about this like it would be some kind of achievement.  Would you not feel slightly ashamed or regretful at the mind blowing amounts of time you've spent making strangers hate you on the internet?  Don't you regret that you didn't spend it doing something useful?  

It's would be deeply sad if it were true but the truth is more sad than the fiction.

You're disappointed that everyone hates you, you're gutted that you've been banned from the only active forum you maintain this persona on and you're deeply deeply embarrassed about the personal details Keyser has uncovered about you, particularly regarding your deafness.  You've come up with this implausible narrative that making people hate you and uncover your details has been your plan all along and they've fallen into your cunning trap to cover up your disappointment and embarrassment.  You are pretending you are playing some kind of trolling game where nobody knows the rules but you are winning anyway because you are losing.  It is not credible and nobody believes it.

I think some of Keyser's conduct has been disgraceful, I'm not into mocking people for their disabilities at all, but using this as retaliation is just embarrassing.  For once in your life you have the moral high ground here, don't abandon it.

The only time I'm embarrassed is on the rare occasion I ejaculate within 5 minutes of having intercourse with my girlfriend, but my skills in the art of cunnilingus more than makes up for that, so it's all good.

I refer you to these earlier posts of mine:

Scott_LFC wrote:Even this post is gonna have you full of fume and calling bullshit   

And so the cycle never ends.

Scott_LFC wrote:It's like clockwork

As for the moral high ground. I really don't give a fuck. I posted a video of myself banging my girlfriend-at-the-time, doggy style. Do you really think I give a shit about moral high ground?

Theo Filippo wrote:Gonna have to speak up mate I can't hear you.

Keyser Söze wrote:Brad Pitt can hear though.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:If you don't get it you can always make a dramatic departure from the forum boasting that you tricked everyone into thinking you thought you would finish in the top 4, meaning you won.

Scott_LFC wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:If you don't get it you can always make a dramatic departure from the forum boasting that you tricked everyone into thinking you thought you would finish in the top 4, meaning you won.

Did you think that was witty? 

OT: Origi is a beast.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Scott_LFC wrote:

Did you think that was witty? 

OT: Origi is a beast.

No, I thought it was sardonic.

Glen Miller wrote:Really a disappointing result in the context.  We opened fire on them for 40 minutes and only managed two goals.