Stupid things that you'll probably remeber for a lifetime

Jordi wrote:Falling down some metal stairs in year 6, and the head of year 8 came up to me and goes 'Are you the boy who fell down the stairs?' I nod, he responds 'Oh well, accidents happen.'

Cunt.

lol

Mal wrote:Two weird ones for me. I was jogging around Regents Park at half five in the morning, pitch black. I'm on the last mile then out of no where a man jumps out of a bush, punches me in the face and screams "You're not Barry" then he sprints off.

A really stupid thing but I was in Gamestation and I saw some little Indian kid riding a little bike around the shop, throwing games in the basket. He then came up to the till, was asked for £330 so he gave them £330 in twenty pound notes that he had drawn. They all said Bank of Poo on them.

I just remembered that I got a few black eyes in a row from rugby and my English teacher asked me if I was getting abused at home.

I remember when I was little me and my mate tried to make a fullsize half pipe.

When I was in primary school I thew a bunch of small tones at a group of girls and got a slap by all of them.

In the primary school disco I tripped up then started getting humped by the school nutter/ retard

Shot the opposite nieghbors green house with my air pistol and air rifle a lot. (accident)

Speeding down a steep hill on my BMX and falling off which left a scar on my finger..

Joining the school choir for a play to get out of class in middle school and when it came to the play I didn't go.

Sending a email to the headmaster Pooo in brown writing....I donno why but I got told off... (In middle school)

Trowing a snowball at this persons house that I hated and they opened the door and it hit there son in a wheel chair.. felt a bit bad after that one... (when I was little)

Knocking on this persons door with my mate and we ran away and they searched the whole neighborhood for us..