Liverpool under the tenure of Roy Hodgson.
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Football Related Jokes
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I'm back Pip.
I sent a picture of Heskey to a Geordie lass. Well, she did ask me to send her an E-mile pet.
I sent a picture of Heskey to a Geordie lass. Well, she did ask me to send her an E-mile pet.
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Please, close this thread now before we cause any more suicides.
Too late.
Too late.
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Tough game for Liverpool tomorrow.
Football.
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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league."
"You crafty cunt!" said the fairy.
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Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a paedophile... And that was just the first one.
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The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst fucking period in history!
Football.
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I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. "I want to live forever," I said.
"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that."
"Fine," I said, "I want to die when West Brom win the premier league."
"You crafty cunt!" said the fairy.
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Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a paedophile... And that was just the first one.
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The England football team are going to change the emblem on their shirts. The Three Lions will now become three tampons to celebrate their worst fucking period in history!
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Dan wrote:Three Celtic fans walk into a bar... A priest, a poof and a paedophile... And that was just the first one.
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this ones shit but
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
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I saw a man kissing a boy earlier. It was that ex Man Utd striker, but I can't remember his name. I think it was Rude Man Kissed a Boy
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Roy.
Roy who ?
Roy Hodgson.
Who's there?
Roy.
Roy who ?
Roy Hodgson.
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grenade187 wrote:Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Roy.
Roy who ?
Roy Hodgson.
Pippo-
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forestfcfan wrote:I'm back Pip.
I sent a picture of Heskey to a Geordie lass. Well, she did ask me to send her an E-mile pet.
Hear about Villa's goalkeeper who scored a hattrick?
The other team were Friedel down.
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Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:I'm back Pip.
I sent a picture of Heskey to a Geordie lass. Well, she did ask me to send her an E-mile pet.
Hear about Villa's goalkeeper who scored a hattrick?
The other team were Friedel down.
Man Citys 2nd choice keeper seems to have Given up on retaining his place
Pippo-
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forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:I'm back Pip.
I sent a picture of Heskey to a Geordie lass. Well, she did ask me to send her an E-mile pet.
Hear about Villa's goalkeeper who scored a hattrick?
The other team were Friedel down.
Man Citys 2nd choice keeper seems to have Given up on retaining his place
I couldn't think of a suitable card to get Mourinho.
In the end, I decided to get him a card that said, "To a special one"
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I reckon we all have imprints of our palm's on our foreheads by now.
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Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:I'm back Pip.
I sent a picture of Heskey to a Geordie lass. Well, she did ask me to send her an E-mile pet.
Hear about Villa's goalkeeper who scored a hattrick?
The other team were Friedel down.
Man Citys 2nd choice keeper seems to have Given up on retaining his place
I couldn't think of a suitable card to get Mourinho.
In the end, I decided to get him a card that said, "To a special one"
Spain is good, said the emo.
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coolmarvin wrote:I reckon we all have imprints of our palm's on our foreheads by now.
This tbh
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forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:I'm back Pip.
I sent a picture of Heskey to a Geordie lass. Well, she did ask me to send her an E-mile pet.
Hear about Villa's goalkeeper who scored a hattrick?
The other team were Friedel down.
Man Citys 2nd choice keeper seems to have Given up on retaining his place
I couldn't think of a suitable card to get Mourinho.
In the end, I decided to get him a card that said, "To a special one"
Spain is good, said the emo.
I bet Colin Kazim Richards feels a right Turkey for picking to play for that national team.
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Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:
Hear about Villa's goalkeeper who scored a hattrick?
The other team were Friedel down.
Man Citys 2nd choice keeper seems to have Given up on retaining his place
I couldn't think of a suitable card to get Mourinho.
In the end, I decided to get him a card that said, "To a special one"
Spain is good, said the emo.
I bet Colin Kazim Richards feels a right Turkey for picking to play for that national team.
This is Spartaaaaaaa Prague
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forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:
Man Citys 2nd choice keeper seems to have Given up on retaining his place
I couldn't think of a suitable card to get Mourinho.
In the end, I decided to get him a card that said, "To a special one"
Spain is good, said the emo.
I bet Colin Kazim Richards feels a right Turkey for picking to play for that national team.
This is Spartaaaaaaa Prague
I saw a club in a mirage of Madird.
Can't have been Real Madrid.
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Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:
I couldn't think of a suitable card to get Mourinho.
In the end, I decided to get him a card that said, "To a special one"
Spain is good, said the emo.
I bet Colin Kazim Richards feels a right Turkey for picking to play for that national team.
This is Spartaaaaaaa Prague
I saw a club in a mirage of Madird.
Can't have been Real Madrid.
Which football team do all residents of Coronation Street hate?
Tramnear Rovers
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forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:
Spain is good, said the emo.
I bet Colin Kazim Richards feels a right Turkey for picking to play for that national team.
This is Spartaaaaaaa Prague
I saw a club in a mirage of Madird.
Can't have been Real Madrid.
Which football team do all residents of Coronation Street hate?
Tramnear Rovers
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Location : Burscough
forestfcfan wrote:
Which football team do all residents of Coronation Street hate?
Tramnear Rovers
Mouse-
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Location : Cymru
Supports : Sweden Women's National Handball Team
Somewhere, sitting in his living room, a man named Colin Wanker tearfully realises that his name is an anagram of Neil Warnock.
Pippo-
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forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:
Spain is good, said the emo.
I bet Colin Kazim Richards feels a right Turkey for picking to play for that national team.
This is Spartaaaaaaa Prague
I saw a club in a mirage of Madird.
Can't have been Real Madrid.
Which football team do all residents of Coronation Street hate?
Tramnear Rovers
I was watching a Chilean team.
They had a Lota Shwager about them.
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Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:
I bet Colin Kazim Richards feels a right Turkey for picking to play for that national team.
This is Spartaaaaaaa Prague
I saw a club in a mirage of Madird.
Can't have been Real Madrid.
Which football team do all residents of Coronation Street hate?
Tramnear Rovers
I was watching a Chilean team.
They had a Lota Shwager about them.
I was interviewing Michael Essien but he didn't say anything.
So I said, 'Are you Ghana say anything'
Cornholio-
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Lewis McGugan likes tying pieces of meat together.
I guess he has a thing for knotting ham.
I guess he has a thing for knotting ham.
Pippo-
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forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:
This is Spartaaaaaaa Prague
I saw a club in a mirage of Madird.
Can't have been Real Madrid.
Which football team do all residents of Coronation Street hate?
Tramnear Rovers
I was watching a Chilean team.
They had a Lota Shwager about them.
I was interviewing Michael Essien but he didn't say anything.
So I said, 'Are you Ghana say anything'
The Cote D Ivorie football team set up a detective agency. A man reported litter on the beach. When the team got there there was nothing in sight so Drogba said
"The coast is clear"
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Torres was distraught at leaving his boyhood club.
I just said to him, "Ah let it go".
I just said to him, "Ah let it go".
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West Ham's Centre Back seemed a bit down after their latest defeat.
I just said to him, 'Chin Upson'
I just said to him, 'Chin Upson'
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forestfcfan wrote:West Ham's Centre Back seemed a bit down after their latest defeat.
I just said to him, 'Chin Upson'
I heard a dyslexic kid invented a club by saying QPR.
