No arguments, pictures blah blah. Just jokes.
I'll start.
I have the same amount of Premier League Winner Medals as Steven Gerrard.
I'll start.
I have the same amount of Premier League Winner Medals as Steven Gerrard.
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atastycrumpet wrote:No arguments, pictures blah blah. Just jokes.
I'll start.
I have the same amount of Premier League Winner Medals as Steven Gerrard.
I have the same amount of European cup or Champion's League winners medal as Arsenal Football club
How many treble's have Arsenal won
Arsenal have never been the Greatest Club team in the World
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Not really jokes are they, just stating a fact. 
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OK then, another football joke is Gary Neville.
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kyro7 wrote:Not really jokes are they, just stating a fact.
I agree but he started it
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Hmm, over his career he is no joke, he's been a brilliant player, as of now he's awful.. but he's been a great right back.atastycrumpet wrote:OK then, another football joke is Gary Neville.
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Shall we carry on with the jokes now?
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Yeah maybe we should, just instead of making jokes you seem to be trying to have digs. 
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As a Sunderland fan, I was delighted that we signed Asamoah Gyan.
As a racist however, i'm distraught.
As a racist however, i'm distraught.
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Lee Bowyer.
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atastycrumpet wrote:OK then, another football joke is Gary Neville.
What with his
8 League title's, 2 European cup's, 3 FA Cups, 2 League cups 1 Intercontinental cup 1 FIFA Club world cup and 3 Charity shields
I would actually say he is a Manchester.United and English football legend and im not his favourite fan but you cant argue with what he has won
He is just a complete winner IMO
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Where does Heskey take his bird on a date?
Out for Emile
Out for Emile
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forestfcfan wrote:Where does Heskey take his bird on a date?
Out for Emile
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Took me a couple of seconds to get it, I had to say it in my head. 
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why do pigeons in liverpool fly upside down?
because there is nothing worth shitting on
because there is nothing worth shitting on
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Q: If you see a Liverpool or Everton Fan on a bike, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bike...
A: It might be your bike...
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What is the center back of QPR's favourite type of clothing?
One size Fitz Hall
What's a fossil's favourite football team?
S'underland
Why do the Arsenal team have clean bums?
Because of Arshavin.
One size Fitz Hall
What's a fossil's favourite football team?
S'underland
Why do the Arsenal team have clean bums?
Because of Arshavin.
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Girlfriend turned the channel over just as Arsenals new striker was about to score.
Looks like im gonna have to Chamakh ma bitch up
Looks like im gonna have to Chamakh ma bitch up
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I saw forestfcfan shagging a goalkeeper the other day.
Always thought the goalie was Camp.
Always thought the goalie was Camp.
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Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria.
On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said 'BALL'
then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he demonstrated a kicking
motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'
Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr
Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie replies ' Sit
down son, I'm talking to Rooney.'
On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said 'BALL'
then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he demonstrated a kicking
motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'
Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr
Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie replies ' Sit
down son, I'm talking to Rooney.'
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ wrote:Man United have signed a new striker from Nigeria.
On his first day of training, Fergie picked up the ball and said 'BALL'
then pointed at the goal and said 'Goal. Then he demonstrated a kicking
motion and said 'Kick' understand, 'Kick ball, goal, GOOOOOAAAALLL!'
Eventually the young African plucks up courage to say "Excuse me Mr
Ferguson but I speak very good English", to which Fergie replies ' Sit
down son, I'm talking to Rooney.'
I've heard that one but still
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Ashley Cole knocked on my door the other night.
The girlfriend asked who it was, to which I replied, Baby it's Cole outside...
The girlfriend asked who it was, to which I replied, Baby it's Cole outside...
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Where does Steven live?
Bywater.
Bywater.
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South Africans have invented a new sex toy
It's called the Vuvugina
It's called the Vuvugina
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Sven was discussing his tactics to the team and suddenly Darius Vassel pipes up and says, "Leicester time talking Sven, we have a match to win".
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Let's have a pun-off
No pun intended
No pun intended
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forestfcfan wrote:Let's have a pun-off
No pun intended
You're on. You start!
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Liverpool are to play Forrest in the FA cup. On the day of the game the whole squad are hanging from a pretty heavy night out, except for Torres who didn't drink.
The squad don't want to play so Torres says, "I will play this one on my own". The lads are delighted they don't have to play and go to the pub for a cure.
They're checking the score on teletext, and after 10 minutes Torres has scored. The lads are delighted. As it gets to the end teletext refreshes to say Forrest have equalized in the 90th minute.
The lads don't mind as they can handle the replay. They go back to Anfield to see Nando. He's sitting in the dressing room with his head in his hands, and as the lads walk in he says, "Sorry boys, I let you all down".
They console him by saying, "What are you talking about? You took on 11 players and managed to get a draw, so we didn't have to play with hang overs."
Torres replies, "No you don't understand, I got sent off after 60 minutes."
The squad don't want to play so Torres says, "I will play this one on my own". The lads are delighted they don't have to play and go to the pub for a cure.
They're checking the score on teletext, and after 10 minutes Torres has scored. The lads are delighted. As it gets to the end teletext refreshes to say Forrest have equalized in the 90th minute.
The lads don't mind as they can handle the replay. They go back to Anfield to see Nando. He's sitting in the dressing room with his head in his hands, and as the lads walk in he says, "Sorry boys, I let you all down".
They console him by saying, "What are you talking about? You took on 11 players and managed to get a draw, so we didn't have to play with hang overs."
Torres replies, "No you don't understand, I got sent off after 60 minutes."
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You can't always place the blame on Arsenals left back, it's becoming a Clichy now
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forestfcfan wrote:You can't always place the blame on Arsenals left back, it's becoming a Clichy now
What do you call a liar at Liverpool?
Elejro.
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