Football Related Jokes

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

I was offered a ship ride round a mountain on Christmas Day. I accepted.

It was terrible. It was a Roque Santa Cruz!

I ran into a car door belonging to a Tottenham player.

My Dad said to me, 'Mind the Dawson'

I hate playing Hide n Seek with Scottish defende....

Wier's he gone now?

Music fans gathered outside a Manchester United stars house last night.

Apparently they like going to Giggs

Hear about that Croat who goes round looking for jobs?

Hes a Corluka (pronounced Chore-luker).

The Man Utd keeper is very old, think he may be from the dinosaur age.

Perhaps they should call him a Van der Sarus

...Liverpool

Spurs Striker showed up at ny house begging me to go on a date with him

I thought, Fuck he's Keane.

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

I ran into a car door belonging to a Tottenham player.

My Dad said to me, 'Mind the Dawson'

I hate playing Hide n Seek with Scottish defende....

Wier's he gone now?

Music fans gathered outside a Manchester United stars house last night.

Apparently they like going to Giggs

Hear about that Croat who goes round looking for jobs?

Hes a Corluka (pronounced Chore-luker).

The Man Utd keeper is very old, think he may be from the dinosaur age.

Perhaps they should call him a Van der Sarus

My girlfriend supports AC Milan and says that their African youngster is rubbish.

I can't Strasser enough how good Rodney will be in the future.

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

I hate playing Hide n Seek with Scottish defende....

Wier's he gone now?

Music fans gathered outside a Manchester United stars house last night.

Apparently they like going to Giggs

Hear about that Croat who goes round looking for jobs?

Hes a Corluka (pronounced Chore-luker).

The Man Utd keeper is very old, think he may be from the dinosaur age.

Perhaps they should call him a Van der Sarus

My girlfriend supports AC Milan and says that their African youngster is rubbish.

I can't Strasser enough how good Rodney will be in the future.

Had a wank at a Barcelona match.

I got Messi

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:

Music fans gathered outside a Manchester United stars house last night.

Apparently they like going to Giggs

Hear about that Croat who goes round looking for jobs?

Hes a Corluka (pronounced Chore-luker).

The Man Utd keeper is very old, think he may be from the dinosaur age.

Perhaps they should call him a Van der Sarus

My girlfriend supports AC Milan and says that their African youngster is rubbish.

I can't Strasser enough how good Rodney will be in the future.

Had a wank at a Barcelona match.

I got Messi

Was at that match. The Barcelona goalkeeper made some unreal saves. Don't think Barca wouldv'e been the Victor without Valdez.

Which Australian player plays like he has pot feet?

Tim Clayhill.

That black centre back just scored an own goal.

Doesn't get any Shittu than that

forestfcfan wrote:That black centre back just scored an own goal.

Doesn't get any Shittu than that

I hear a Jamaican center back was about to be knighted.

The queen said, "O'Neil Thompson"

Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

forestfcfan wrote:Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

forestfcfan wrote:Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

I think we have a winner.

Royal wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

I think we have a winner.

Woooo I win the pun-off!

forestfcfan wrote:Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

Wow, this CSKA Moscow vs Zenit game sure is fast paced.

Most of the players are Russian.

forestfcfan wrote:Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

Forest.

Royal wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

I think we have a winner.

Ah. You think thiis though.

It is not 100% confirmed.

Pip wrote:

Royal wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

I think we have a winner.

Ah. You think thiis though.

It is not 100% confirmed.

He's got one guy laughing and the other bowing down to him. What have you ever achieved?

Royal wrote:

Pip wrote:

Royal wrote:

forestfcfan wrote:Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

I think we have a winner.

Ah. You think thiis though.

It is not 100% confirmed.

He's got one guy laughing and the other bowing down to him. What have you ever achieved?

Many 's and a few

8 's in one post is surely better than a and a from two seperate people, isn't it?

Ah, I have had 2 s from Kyro for my Heskey joke, a from Danny and a from Ryan.

Ryan and Kyro are older which is also an achievement as older people are harder to impress.

"Good soap though"
-Michael Ballack on the holocaust

forestfcfan wrote:Ah, I have had 2 s from Kyro for my Heskey joke, a from Danny and a from Ryan.

Ryan and Kyro are older which is also an achievement as older people are harder to impress.

Not neccesarily. Kyro laughs at 'ote. That Ryan laughs a bit as well.

I also reckon we continue the puns Forest; seems like I taught you well.

Pip wrote:I also reckon we continue the puns Forest; seems like I taught you well.

Yes, lets. This thread shall remain on the front page forever.


I recently won a trip to meet an Ex Chelsea player and his family.

It wasn't very good, in fact, it was a load of Ballacks.

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:I also reckon we continue the puns Forest; seems like I taught you well.

Yes, lets. This thread shall remain on the front page forever.


I recently won a trip to meet an Ex Chelsea player and his family.

It wasn't very good, in fact, it was a load of Ballacks.

Sooo much better than Pip's

forestfcfan wrote:

Pip wrote:I also reckon we continue the puns Forest; seems like I taught you well.

Yes, lets. This thread shall remain on the front page forever.


I recently won a trip to meet an Ex Chelsea player and his family.

It wasn't very good, in fact, it was a load of Ballacks.

No. That's too easy, like the Messi one. Poor form.

forestfcfan wrote:Made an Italian with 2 French players last night

Lass Sagna

My computer doesn't work anymore now that the ripped black striker is Akinbiyi it.

Breaking News: Widespread panic sweeps through Barcelona as Lionel Messi's goal drought stretches to ninety-minutes.

Most teams have to get the whole of the ball over the line. Unless you're Chelsea, then it doesn't Mata.

Reporter: "Roberto, what are your tactics for the Barcelona tie?" Di Matteo: "I'm not sure, John hasn't told me yet."

FIFA 12 Achievement Unlocked: Win as Arsenal without Van Persie.

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