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ahlycotc wrote:Breaking News: Widespread panic sweeps through Barcelona as Lionel Messi's goal drought stretches to ninety-minutes.
Most teams have to get the whole of the ball over the line. Unless you're Chelsea, then it doesn't Mata.
Reporter: "Roberto, what are your tactics for the Barcelona tie?" Di Matteo: "I'm not sure, John hasn't told me yet."
FIFA 12 Achievement Unlocked: Win as Arsenal without Van Persie.
Brb, gonna steal theses.
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Jordo wrote:ahlycotc wrote:Breaking News: Widespread panic sweeps through Barcelona as Lionel Messi's goal drought stretches to ninety-minutes.
Most teams have to get the whole of the ball over the line. Unless you're Chelsea, then it doesn't Mata.
Reporter: "Roberto, what are your tactics for the Barcelona tie?" Di Matteo: "I'm not sure, John hasn't told me yet."
FIFA 12 Achievement Unlocked: Win as Arsenal without Van Persie.
Brb, gonna steal theses.
I stole them anyways.
Mal-
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ahlycotc wrote:Breaking News: Widespread panic sweeps through Barcelona as Lionel Messi's goal drought stretches to ninety-minutes.
Most teams have to get the whole of the ball over the line. Unless you're Chelsea, then it doesn't Mata.
Reporter: "Roberto, what are your tactics for the Barcelona tie?" Di Matteo: "I'm not sure, John hasn't told me yet."
FIFA 12 Achievement Unlocked: Win as Arsenal without Van Persie.
Arsenal have never won a game without Van Persie before...
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Rick Rosstrich wrote:ahlycotc wrote:Breaking News: Widespread panic sweeps through Barcelona as Lionel Messi's goal drought stretches to ninety-minutes.
Most teams have to get the whole of the ball over the line. Unless you're Chelsea, then it doesn't Mata.
Reporter: "Roberto, what are your tactics for the Barcelona tie?" Di Matteo: "I'm not sure, John hasn't told me yet."
FIFA 12 Achievement Unlocked: Win as Arsenal without Van Persie.
Arsenal have never won a game without Van Persie before...
U mad bro.
The Zlatan-
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Oh, look, Messi is more of a 1 man team than van Persie is.
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Rick Rosstrich wrote:ahlycotc wrote:Breaking News: Widespread panic sweeps through Barcelona as Lionel Messi's goal drought stretches to ninety-minutes.
Most teams have to get the whole of the ball over the line. Unless you're Chelsea, then it doesn't Mata.
Reporter: "Roberto, what are your tactics for the Barcelona tie?" Di Matteo: "I'm not sure, John hasn't told me yet."
FIFA 12 Achievement Unlocked: Win as Arsenal without Van Persie.
Arsenal have never won a game without Van Persie before...
I don't know, but I doubt it. It's just a joke.
Mal-
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Jordo wrote:Rick Rosstrich wrote:ahlycotc wrote:Breaking News: Widespread panic sweeps through Barcelona as Lionel Messi's goal drought stretches to ninety-minutes.
Most teams have to get the whole of the ball over the line. Unless you're Chelsea, then it doesn't Mata.
Reporter: "Roberto, what are your tactics for the Barcelona tie?" Di Matteo: "I'm not sure, John hasn't told me yet."
FIFA 12 Achievement Unlocked: Win as Arsenal without Van Persie.
Arsenal have never won a game without Van Persie before...
U mad bro.
Just a stupid joke. Arsenal have won 3/4 games he hasn't started this season which makes it more stupid.
Ra's al Ghul-
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Rick Rosstrich wrote:Jordo wrote:
U mad bro.
Just a stupid joke. Arsenal have won 3/4 games he hasn't started this season which makes it more stupid.
Is that the exact statistic or is that a simplified fraction?
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Arsenal fans are seething about a joke.
BUSSIN!!!
BUSSIN!!!
Ra's al Ghul-
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ahlycotc wrote:Arsenal fans are seething about a joke.
BUSSIN!!!
Ahly, stop being an idiot. It doesn't suit you.
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The Zlatan wrote:
Oh, look, Messi is more of a 1 man team than van Persie is.
falcao
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Mr. Kurtz wrote:ahlycotc wrote:Arsenal fans are seething about a joke.
BUSSIN!!!
Ahly, stop being an idiot. It doesn't suit you.
I'll take that as a compliment.
The Zlatan-
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ahlycotc wrote:Arsenal fans are seething about a joke.
BUSSIN!!!
Agreed.
You should see me right now, I'm so, so angry. I'm on the edge of breaking something. Wow, of all the anger to take over my body before, this has to be the strongest...
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ahlycotc wrote:Arsenal fans are seething about a joke.
BUSSIN!!!
I'm not seething.. I'm pointing out the obvious flaws in a joke.
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Hey my names Berba
And I am lazy
I am perfection
But I ain't scored lately
And I am lazy
I am perfection
But I ain't scored lately
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My friend just texted me another joke. But it has to do with Arsenal and I will get attacked. 
So don't read it if you are easily offended.
So don't read it if you are easily offended.- Spoiler:
Sergio Ramos wants to go to Arsenal, apparently he wants to avoid any future risk of ever dropping a trophy again.
The Zlatan-
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ahlycotc wrote:My friend just texted me another joke. But it has to do with Arsenal and I will get attacked.
- Spoiler:
Sergio Ramos wants to go to Arsenal, apparently he wants to avoid any future risk of ever dropping a trophy again.
Does your friend do stand up comedy?
Mal-
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ahlycotc wrote:My friend just texted me another joke. But it has to do with Arsenal and I will get attacked.
- Spoiler:
Sergio Ramos wants to go to Arsenal, apparently he wants to avoid any future risk of ever dropping a trophy again.
