Premier League match discussion thread | 2014/15

Maybe it's just me but that picture reminds me of Mr. Potato Head's wife in toy story.

Sean wrote:I mean he's not ugly as fuck though is he, he's just got a bit of a big chin. People were saying Bale was ugly a few years ago as well which was nonsense.

I'd say he's below average at best. He looks like he should be one of those guys that does P.E. in college and just walks about in stained tracksuit bottoms all day. 

Or a public service BTEC

Sean wrote:People were saying Bale was ugly a few years ago as well which was nonsense.

Bale is disgusting, literally has nothing going for him except his white skin and blue-ish eyes.

Zzonked wrote: He looks like he should be one of those guys that does P.E. in college and just walks about in stained tracksuit bottoms all day. 

Perfect description.

Keyser Söze wrote:

Sean wrote:People were saying Bale was ugly a few years ago as well which was nonsense.

Bale is disgusting, literally has nothing going for him except his white skin and blue-ish eyes.

Plus being 6'2", built like a brick shithouse, good hair, millionaire several times over, I doubt he does too badly for himself.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:


Bale is disgusting, literally has nothing going for him except his white skin and blue-ish eyes.

Plus being 6'2", built like a brick shithouse, good hair, millionaire several times over, I doubt he does too badly for himself.

"good hair"

He's not 6'2". He's barely over 6 foot.

How does being a millionaire make you better looking?



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ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:


Bale is disgusting, literally has nothing going for him except his white skin and blue-ish eyes.

Plus being 6'2", built like a brick shithouse, good hair, millionaire several times over, I doubt he does too badly for himself.

This is strictly about aesthetics/10, take the millionaire/personality rubbish off to some body-image forum, you manlet.

I've conducted a small survey just for the hell of it. I asked random girls online to rate Harry Kane. If they don't know who he is, I asked them to Google search his images so as not to base it on just one image that I give them. Most of the girls were in their teens and early 20s. Girl #10 was 49 years old.

Girl #1: "He's okay I guess. 5/10"
Girl #2: "A 4/10"
Girl #3: "Like a 4 out of 10"
Girl #4: "He is somewhat handsome but I don't like how each of the photos that are taken. He looks a bit like Ryan Gosling. 6/10"
Girl #5: "He's okay. Not the most handsome, but it's okay. 5/10"
Girl #6: "Not attractive at all. 2/10"
Girl #7: "Goofy looking face. But definitely handsome. 9/10"
Girl #8: "He's okay looking. 6, maybe 7 out of 10"
Girl #9: "He's got a great body, but ugly. 7/10"
Girl #9: "He is handsome. 7/10"
Girl #10: "Well he's a little too skinny for me and a little plan looking I like a little shadow and dark hair. 5/10"
Girl #11: "Oh yeah I know him harry Kane is fucking awesome and good. 10/10"

FCB wrote:I've conducted a small survey just for the hell of it. I asked random girls online to rate Harry Kane. If they don't know who he is, I asked them to Google search his images so as not to base it on just one image that I give them.
Girl #10 was 49 years old.
Girl #10: "Well he's a little too skinny for me and a little plan looking I like a little shadow and dark hair. 5/10"

I can't believe you asked your mother.

My mom is older though.

Keyser Söze wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Plus being 6'2", built like a brick shithouse, good hair, millionaire several times over, I doubt he does too badly for himself.

"good hair"

He's not 6'2". He's barely over 6 foot.

How does being a millionaire make you better looking?



hnnnnng

Greathair/10

Is hair really that much of an issue?  Jon Flanagan could get a perfect quiff and it would just bring the "you can polish a turd" phrase to mind.

That's not even his current hair



And his neck is freakishly long and thick.

I see the international break has been hard on you guys, huh?

Keyser Söze wrote:

ResurrectionRooney wrote:

Plus being 6'2", built like a brick shithouse, good hair, millionaire several times over, I doubt he does too badly for himself.

"good hair"

He's not 6'2". He's barely over 6 foot.

How does being a millionaire make you better looking?



hnnnnng

It doesn't, but if you're a man it makes you more attractive.

FCB wrote:I've conducted a small survey just for the hell of it. I asked random girls online to rate Harry Kane. If they don't know who he is, I asked them to Google search his images so as not to base it on just one image that I give them. Most of the girls were in their teens and early 20s. Girl #10 was 49 years old.

Girl #1: "He's okay I guess. 5/10"
Girl #2: "A 4/10"
Girl #3: "Like a 4 out of 10"
Girl #4: "He is somewhat handsome but I don't like how each of the photos that are taken. He looks a bit like Ryan Gosling. 6/10"
Girl #5: "He's okay. Not the most handsome, but it's okay. 5/10"
Girl #6: "Not attractive at all. 2/10"
Girl #7: "Goofy looking face. But definitely handsome. 9/10"
Girl #8: "He's okay looking. 6, maybe 7 out of 10"
Girl #9: "He's got a great body, but ugly. 7/10"
Girl #9: "He is handsome. 7/10"
Girl #10: "Well he's a little too skinny for me and a little plan looking I like a little shadow and dark hair. 5/10"
Girl #11: "Oh yeah I know him harry Kane is fucking awesome and good. 10/10"

2/10 to a 9/10

(not counting 11, clearly only in it for the money)



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Money lets you get better looking tho. Bale got his ears pulled back, got a better haircut from probably the best stylist in madrid.

srs its only tech guys who don't hire people to make them look better when they get rich for some reason.

Free_Mustache_Rides wrote:I see the international break has been hard on you guys, huh?

This has been a pretty informed debate, we even had a short survey taken to help gather evidence on Harry Kane.

And for the record I would say Bale is definitely better looking than Kane, but that may be because he looks look a fully grown man/ape whereas Kane looks like he's a gormless 16 year old. With time he may mature and look like Peter Crouch.

Kane is helped out by his Hannibal Lecter haircut.

SBSP wrote:Kane is helped out by his Hannibal Lecter haircut.

What the heck does his hair have to do with his production on the pitch?  Idiot.

What the fuck

Typical objectification of a male.

how does SBSP have 18 courier strength

top banter mf

Enjoy your +16, you cretin.  I'll be coming back for more later.

This reminds me of Meow Meow Beenz.