Jokes about your team that have completely backfired!

Here are two jokes about Colchester United that Southend fans made after the both gained promotion in 2005/06 season.

Tilson and Parkinson are being interviewed on BBC Essex and are asked about their plans for their first season in The Championship.

Parkinson says "It will be a tough league but hopefully we will not be too much out of our depth, and with a bit of luck we can win a few games and finish just above the relegatation places"

Tilson says, "We will win the league get promoted to The Premeirship, win the FA Cup and qualify for Europe!

Parkinson says " Get real - Don't you think you are being naively optimistic and setting your sights impossibly high?"

Tilson says" Well you F_ _ _ _ _ G started it!"


Cunard have designed a polystyrene submarine. It wouldn't go down until it was officially named "Colchester United".

But the next season, Colchester finished 10th in the Championship and Southend got relegated. Backfire.

Dont know any from other teams so this is your chance to share.

Liverpool Relegation Party - 2010/11

Liverpool wrote:Liverpool Relegation Party - 2010/11

Take it was Everton who said that.

Liverpool champions league winners 2011/12

kyro7 wrote:

What a twat!

Adz wrote:

Liverpool wrote:Liverpool Relegation Party - 2010/11

Take it was Everton who said that.

Yeah.

Liverpool wrote:

Adz wrote:

Liverpool wrote:Liverpool Relegation Party - 2010/11

Take it was Everton who said that.

Yeah.

Is there any Everton fans on here?

"And he wont be winning trophies any more."

Zzonked wrote:"And he wont be winning trophies any more."

Is right as well, he won a trophy and that's the end of it for him.

Zzonked wrote:"And he wont be winning trophies any more."

Who's that about?

Adz wrote:

Liverpool wrote:

Adz wrote:

Liverpool wrote:Liverpool Relegation Party - 2010/11

Take it was Everton who said that.

Yeah.

Is there any Everton fans on here?

Moorzy...erm...think that's it.

Hitchy.

Come back when you've won 18

I need a Southend fan here that I can troll upon.

Hopefully Torres...

This beats everyones:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1274138/Manchester-City-fan-left-red-faced-2011-Champions-League-Winners-tattoo.html

Kuled wrote:Come back when you've won 18

Saw that coming.

kyro7 wrote:

Zzonked wrote:"And he wont be winning trophies any more."

Is right as well, he won a trophy and that's the end of it for him.

Positive Kyro

luke. wrote:Hopefully Torres...

I read that wrong first time, but then I ed.

Not really a joke, but it definitely backfired.

These city fans are nuts, hope zZonked hasnt done anything silly.

Kris Commons joining Derby to be at a team that will be fighting near the top of the table. That backfired. Fat cunt.

https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=125701147484357

Luton fans "we're on the up and you're going to get relegated".

Few seasons later...we're still here and they're in the Conference

Mc Babel wrote:https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=125701147484357

They got a third of it right. Sort of.

I think some are misintrepreting the word "joke"

Not a joke but they always say it
Bradford Fans
We are the best in the league and will easily go up
today they are still in league 2 facing going to odsal and will be down near the relegation zone.

kyro7 wrote:

Zzonked wrote:"And he wont be winning trophies any more."

Is right as well, he won a trophy and that's the end of it for him.

Jokes on you, he'll probably move to a better team and win even more.

Adz wrote:These city fans are nuts, hope zZonked hasnt done anything silly.

I once drew a City crest on the back of my school planner, but I was pretty wild when I was younger.

Zzonked wrote:

kyro7 wrote:

Zzonked wrote:"And he wont be winning trophies any more."

Is right as well, he won a trophy and that's the end of it for him.

Jokes on you, he'll probably move to a better team and win even more.

Adz wrote:These city fans are nuts, hope zZonked hasnt done anything silly.

I once drew a City crest on the back of my school planner, but I was pretty wild when I was younger.

Na, he'll fuck off home and win shitty trophies.