Liverpool's Jokes

I will not take any credit for these jokes but they are mine.. I will post a joke every day which I've heard/seen but the jokes are still mine.

I will start by posting two jokes, as it is the grand opening today.

Q. What do you call an Indian who finished last in a race?
A. Ranshit

Q. Went to the doctors and said I had a strawberry up my arse, what did he say?
A. Put some cream on it

Two muffins were in a oven, one of them says "Its hot in here" the other says "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

NoviNovak wrote:Two muffins were in a oven, one of them says "Its hot in here" the other says "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Excuse me sir, but this is my thread for my jokes. I cannot see your name in the title, so please do not share your jokes here. You may rate mine and comment on them, but not share yours. That is downright rude.

Sorry

NoviNovak wrote:Sorry

Apology accepted. Please rate my jokes, sir.

As you did not create these joke but stole them than I am afraid I will have to give you an incredibly low mark, though I will give you a little credit for sharing them with us ... 2/10.

The jokes are shit and your name is not in the title. Sort your life out.

Jelavic18|RFC wrote:As you did not create these joke but stole them than I am afraid I will have to give you an incredibly low mark, though I will give you a little credit for sharing them with us ... 2/10.

Thank-you, Jela. A good joke always cracks me up.

CollieBuddz wrote:The jokes are shit and your name is not in the title. Sort your life out.

I am very sorry, I shall add my name in the title now. Thank-you for your feedback.

Get better.

CollieBuddz wrote:The jokes are shit and your name is not in the title. Sort your life out.

Bahahahahaha

Liverpool wrote:

NoviNovak wrote:Two muffins were in a oven, one of them says "Its hot in here" the other says "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Excuse me sir, but this is my thread for my jokes. I cannot see your name in the title, so please do not share your jokes here. You may rate mine and comment on them, but not share yours. That is downright rude.

I think this post is funnier than either of them jokes

These jokes are all shit.

Blonde jokes:

A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an overall. She showed him the instructions on the tin - ''For best results, put on two coats''.



A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face replied, ''You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.''



The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. ''Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve.''

Good jokes.