Stupid things said by footballers

"Rooney is streets ahead of Messi"
Phil Thompson.

"Ronaldo is streets ahead of Messi and Kaká"

Fergie

Balotelli after he was voted best young Italian on not knowing who Wilshere is: "What's his name? Wil ... ? No, I don't know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it."

Fine Shagger wrote:"Ronaldo is streets ahead of Messi and Kaká"

Fergie

He is streets ahead of Kaka tbh.

Depending on when he said it.

"Everything David Beckham has ever said"

Danny wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:"Ronaldo is streets ahead of Messi and Kaká"

Fergie

He is streets ahead of Kaka tbh.

Depending on when he said it.

July 2009.

Fine Shagger wrote:

Danny wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:"Ronaldo is streets ahead of Messi and Kaká"

Fergie

He is streets ahead of Kaka tbh.

Depending on when he said it.

July 2009.

Got it right saying he was better than Kaka then.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Balotelli after he was voted best young Italian on not knowing who Wilshere is: "What's his name? Wil ... ? No, I don't know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it."

He said stupid things, not comedy genius.

Danny wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:

Danny wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:"Ronaldo is streets ahead of Messi and Kaká"

Fergie

He is streets ahead of Kaka tbh.

Depending on when he said it.

July 2009.

Got it right saying he was better than Kaka then.

But not Messi

Fine Shagger wrote:

Danny wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:

Danny wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:"Ronaldo is streets ahead of Messi and Kaká"

Fergie

He is streets ahead of Kaka tbh.

Depending on when he said it.

July 2009.

Got it right saying he was better than Kaka then.

But not Messi

He was world player of the year at the time though.

Danny wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:

Danny wrote:

Fine Shagger wrote:

Danny wrote:He is streets ahead of Kaka tbh.

Depending on when he said it.

July 2009.

Got it right saying he was better than Kaka then.

But not Messi

He was world player of the year at the time though.

Doesn't matter, Messi was waaaaaaaaay superior at the time of Fergie's comment.

"I never make predictions, and I never will."
Paul Gascoigne

Anything said by Carlos Tevez relating to his future.

Zzonked wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Balotelli after he was voted best young Italian on not knowing who Wilshere is: "What's his name? Wil ... ? No, I don't know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it."

He said stupid things, not comedy genius.

It wasn't funny. Just pure dumb. Sorry.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Balotelli after he was voted best young Italian on not knowing who Wilshere is: "What's his name? Wil ... ? No, I don't know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it."

He said stupid things, not comedy genius.

It wasn't funny. Just pure dumb. Sorry.

Apology accepted. Don't let it happen again.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Balotelli after he was voted best young Italian on not knowing who Wilshere is: "What's his name? Wil ... ? No, I don't know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it."

Then Jack Wilshere would remind him during the match that he is a better player than him and he knows how to put on a bib without getting any help.

Zzonked wrote:"I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter or Real Madrid"

You know who.

It was a tongue in cheek comment the press were just dicks about this

Zzonked wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Zzonked wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Balotelli after he was voted best young Italian on not knowing who Wilshere is: "What's his name? Wil ... ? No, I don't know him, but the next time I play against Arsenal I will keep a close eye on him. Perhaps I can show him the Golden Boy trophy and remind him that I won it."

He said stupid things, not comedy genius.

It wasn't funny. Just pure dumb. Sorry.

Apology accepted. Don't let it happen again.

Pilkz wrote:

Zzonked wrote:"I'm not suited to Bolton or Blackburn, I would be more suited to Inter or Real Madrid"

You know who.

It was a tongue in cheek comment the press were just dicks about this

Fair enough then.

Danny wrote:

crump wrote:"The only premier league shirt I'll ever wear is Arsenal's" - Patrick Vieira

That's hardly stupid. You can't look into the future and see where you'll be loads of years later.


Didn't Balotelli say he'd never heard of Vidic?

Well if you don't know don't say anything

I used to have a book full of stupid footballers quotes, one was:

2-0 is a cricket score in Italian football. Alan Parry

Thierry Henry
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.

Really Thierry? Gosh.. I never knew

luke. wrote:Thierry Henry
Sometimes in football you have to score goals.

Really Thierry? Gosh.. I never knew

Anything what the press, or London press where saying up to the build up to the World Cup.

I'm just going to dump a shitload here.

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.
David Beckham

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.
David Beckham

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.
David Beckham

It was really difficult for us, playing in the midday sun with that three o'clock kick-off.
David Beckham

I would not be bothered if we lost every game as long as we won the league.
Mark Viduka

We lost because we didn't win.
Ronaldo

I'd like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.
Mark Draper

You've got to believe that you're going to win, and I believe we'll win the World Cup until the final whistle blows and we're knocked out.
Peter Shilton

Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.
Ian Wright

I'm as happy as I can be - but I have been happier.
Ugo Ehiogh

Germany are a very difficult team to play...they had 11 internationals out there today.
Steve Lomas

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.
Barry Venison

The Brazilians were South American, and the Ukranians will be more European.
Phil Neville

The opening ceremony was good, although I missed it.
Graeme Le Saux

"The minute's silence was immaculate, I have never heard a minute's silence like that."
Glenn Hoddle

"You've got to take the rough with the smooth. It's like love and hate, war and peace, all that bollocks."
Ian Wright

"We haven't been scoring goals, but football's not just about scoring goals. It's about winning."
Alan Shearer

"We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us."
Ruud Gullit

There are quite a few about Beckham.

"You've got to take the rough with the smooth. It's like love and hate, war and peace, all that bollocks."
Ian Wright

Mr Leiva wrote:Anything what the press, or London press where saying up to the build up to the World Cup.

Best English group since The Beatles.

cheesy wrote:"We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us."
Ruud Gullit

"I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel."
Stuart Pearce

"The first ninety minutes of a football match are the most important."
Bobby Robson

Gold

"If you're going to get in behind Rio Ferdinand you've got to show him what you've got and then go in hard."
Jamie Redknapp