Ashley Cole shoots Chelsea Staff Member

Eternal Witcher wrote:

luke. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Tom wrote:

polska. wrote:Coentrao will be the next great at the LB position if he keeps up his development. Will surpass Cole by alot that's for sure.

Why, cos fm said so?

no, a bunch of youtube clips and his awesome world cup showing said so.

You're judging him on YT clips and a world cup?

Fuck me, great way of basing an opinion of a player.

At least watch both week in, week out to build an opinion.

If you go that way, then I'll add loads of praise from pundits, and fans.

Taarabt gets loads of praise from pundits and fans, is he the best player in his position in the world?

You don't help yourself sometimes Luke.

luke. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

luke. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Tom wrote:

Why, cos fm said so?

no, a bunch of youtube clips and his awesome world cup showing said so.

You're judging him on YT clips and a world cup?

Fuck me, great way of basing an opinion of a player.

At least watch both week in, week out to build an opinion.

If you go that way, then I'll add loads of praise from pundits, and fans.

Taarabt gets loads of praise from pundits and fans, is he the best player in his position in the world?

comparing him to a championship player? Taarabt is great for a championship player, thats why he gets praise. Coentrao is different class, and is compared to top level quality.

Taarabt is overrated

Eternal Witcher wrote:

luke. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

luke. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

no, a bunch of youtube clips and his awesome world cup showing said so.

You're judging him on YT clips and a world cup?

Fuck me, great way of basing an opinion of a player.

At least watch both week in, week out to build an opinion.

If you go that way, then I'll add loads of praise from pundits, and fans.

Taarabt gets loads of praise from pundits and fans, is he the best player in his position in the world?

comparing him to a championship player? Taarabt is great for a championship player, thats why he gets praise. Coentrao is different class, and is compared to top level quality.

Coentrao hasn't really played at top level quality, 1 good world cup doesn't make you great, and Youtube videos can make Kalou look like Pele.

Also, it was a comparison in the same circumstance.

Luke just shut up

Forest wrote:Taarabt is overrated

He does seem to score a lot of wonder-goals. know fuck-all about his all-round game though

Taarabt is a greedy, moody little cunt.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Forest wrote:Taarabt is overrated

He does seem to score a lot of wonder-goals. know fuck-all about his all-round game though

McGugan scores better goals.

His overall play is 'I'm going to run and not pass for the next 90 mins but i'll do something special which will get pundits wet'

Tbh, you say he's overrated, but you'd jizz quicker than when you finally get lucky if he signed for you.

Rumour has it that the weapon Cole used was custom made...






















...and he called it the Coleashnikov.

Forest wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Forest wrote:Taarabt is overrated

He does seem to score a lot of wonder-goals. know fuck-all about his all-round game though

McGugan scores better goals.

His overall play is 'I'm going to run and not pass for the next 90 mins but i'll do something special which will get pundits wet'

bit like Torres

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Tom wrote:

polska. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:rather have Coentrao

Coentrao will be the next great at the LB position if he keeps up his development. Will surpass Cole by alot that's for sure.

Why, cos fm said so?

no, a bunch of youtube clips and his awesome world cup showing said so.

Robinho and Neymar are/were thought as successors to Pele, need I say more?

Tbf, Luke has a point

I wouldn't want Taarabt at Forest.

I'd prefer a team player.

luke. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

luke. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

luke. wrote:

You're judging him on YT clips and a world cup?

Fuck me, great way of basing an opinion of a player.

At least watch both week in, week out to build an opinion.

If you go that way, then I'll add loads of praise from pundits, and fans.

Taarabt gets loads of praise from pundits and fans, is he the best player in his position in the world?

comparing him to a championship player? Taarabt is great for a championship player, thats why he gets praise. Coentrao is different class, and is compared to top level quality.

Coentrao hasn't really played at top level quality, 1 good world cup doesn't make you great, and Youtube videos can make Kalou look like Pele.

Also, it was a comparison in the same circumstance.

Coentrao is the full package, everything you could want from a LB. as of now he might not be the best, but he will be soon. as of now Konchesky is still the best.

Forest wrote:I wouldn't want Taarabt at Forest.

I'd prefer a team player.

You could have 10 other team players and 1 individual who will win you the game..

Or 11 team players that'll win you the game

luke. wrote:

polska. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:rather have Coentrao

Coentrao will be the next great at the LB position if he keeps up his development. Will surpass Cole by alot that's for sure.

What, win almost everything more then once?

Could also have had 2 UCL wins, but instead was loser in his 2 finals.

As Dan said, if Cole wasn't English, he'd be a LOT more widely praised.

And this is relevant to how good of a player Cole is individually?

Tom wrote:

polska. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:rather have Coentrao

Coentrao will be the next great at the LB position if he keeps up his development. Will surpass Cole by alot that's for sure.

Why, cos fm said so?

Actually on FM he is quite underrated I would think.

I follow most leagues. I watch extended highlights of most games every night before going to bed. I've seen quite alot of Portuguese football this season.

Coentrao has been amazing this season, and any Portuguese fan can tell you that. He has the potential to reach near Roberto Carlos heights imo.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

luke. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

luke. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

If you go that way, then I'll add loads of praise from pundits, and fans.

Taarabt gets loads of praise from pundits and fans, is he the best player in his position in the world?

comparing him to a championship player? Taarabt is great for a championship player, thats why he gets praise. Coentrao is different class, and is compared to top level quality.

Coentrao hasn't really played at top level quality, 1 good world cup doesn't make you great, and Youtube videos can make Kalou look like Pele.

Also, it was a comparison in the same circumstance.

Coentrao is the full package, everything you could want from a LB. as of now he might not be the best, but he will be soon. as of now Konchesky is still the best.

Emm, do you watch him every week and know his game inside out?

No, you seen him play 4 games at the WC and seen youtube clips of him, which conveniently only show the best things he does..

blackskar wrote:Or 11 team players that'll win you the game

I was talking about collectively

Yeah, all the big clubs have been watching him recently and he's rumoured to be worth around £25m. He must be shite.

Tom wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:

Tom wrote:

polska. wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:rather have Coentrao

Coentrao will be the next great at the LB position if he keeps up his development. Will surpass Cole by alot that's for sure.

Why, cos fm said so?

no, a bunch of youtube clips and his awesome world cup showing said so.

Robinho and Neymar are/were thought as successors to Pele, need I say more?

almost every decent slightly-skilled striker has probably had Pele comparisons, Rooney for instance. Neymar could still be awesome though.

Dan wrote:Yeah, all the big clubs have been watching him recently and he's rumoured to be worth around £25m. He must be shite.

Cavani has been rumoured to be selling for 85m..

He must be better then Ronaldo

TBH I don't think Pele was all that special, the likes of Robinho and Neymar probably surpass him. It was different times and I bet Pele would just be another 20-goal season striker today and not thought of as much more.

luke. wrote:

Dan wrote:Yeah, all the big clubs have been watching him recently and he's rumoured to be worth around £25m. He must be shite.

Cavani has been rumoured to be selling for 85m..

He must be better then Ronaldo

As per you've completely missed the point of what I said and have used your infallable logic to come up with a completely inaccurate and uneccesary response.

luke. wrote:

Dan wrote:Yeah, all the big clubs have been watching him recently and he's rumoured to be worth around £25m. He must be shite.

Cavani has been rumoured to be selling for 85m..

He must be better then Ronaldo

I said this in the chat thread, the chairman states that Pastore will only be sold for 80m.. that's the core of Cavani's overpricing

polska. wrote:TBH I don't think Pele was all that special, the likes of Robinho and Neymar probably surpass him. It was different times and I bet Pele would just be another 20-goal season striker today and not thought of as much more.

Oh fuck

polska. wrote:TBH I don't think Pele was all that special, the likes of Robinho and Neymar probably surpass him. It was different times and I bet Pele would just be another 20-goal season striker today and not thought of as much more.

Polska

For fuck sake you do say some proper shit