The 'We love Ashley Cole' Thread

One of the most underrated people in the England side. His ability isn't underrated, far from it. Many people recognise that he is England's greatest talent and the best Left Back in the world. But as a person, people are not nice towards him.

One of the only players to sing the National Anthem each game.
One of the only players with a bit of passion in his performances.

People don't like him for what he did to Cheryl, no? Fuck her. She's gone downhill since she's lost Ashley-cock. Got malaria, branded a racist, lost her place as my number 1 girl (Pixie Lott is better )

So if you please, take time out and appreciate Cole for the person and footballer that he is

England's most capped full back


Fuck the haters!

Couldn't do much about that could he?

Great player.

Underrated by deluded foreigners.

Underrated by this one polish guy. He is a racist.

Overrated by most, and is undeniably a massive cock.

Appreciated.

Fine Shagger wrote:Overrated by most, and is undeniably a massive cock.

Yeah, Roberto Carlos obviously still better then him even though he's 37 and plays in Brazil.

I am not Polska.

Currently captaining England

Fine Shagger wrote:I am not Polska.

doth protest too much

Fine Shagger wrote:Overrated by most, and is undeniably a massive cock.

Well, he's black. So he undeniably has a massive cock.

Rumour has it, there's a black guy with a 15 inch cock that rapes young girls and boys whilst they sleep and he does it...... In the Butt!!

Good player obviously, he came through the sexy Arsenal youth system.



Complete and utter cunt though, I'd be happy if he got a bullet in his head.

He's a bellend

He's a cunt, but he's the best left back in the world.

oh well.

He's an utter wankstain, but damn he's a fine player.

He's a cunt. Who likes it up the bum..

Only thing that makes him a cunt is what he done to Cheryl, other than that I don't mind the bloke.

Cashley Cole says it all.

sCUNTy Brown says it all.

What are peoples reasons as to why he's a cunt? No one has seemed to said any yet

forestfcfan wrote:What are peoples reasons as to why he's a cunt? No one has seemed to said any yet

Arsenal fans hate him for obvious reasons, other than that I'm not too sure.

Maybe because Cheryl is loved a lot.

The whole book thing made him look like a cunt, saying he almost crashed his car because he was ONLY offered £55k ffs

Cheryl is overrated now imo. Not saying I wouldn't


I think Pixie Lott and Michelle Keegan are fitter

Good player but just a complete wanker of a guy Cashley Cole

Fine Shagger wrote:The whole book thing made him look like a cunt, saying he almost crashed his car because he was ONLY offered £55k ffs

I'd do the same.

Saying that, I'm a cunt.

You are indeed.