Liverpool FC Official Thread

Grenade wrote:

Tbf no attackers should be there. Should be Gerrard, Skrtel and Johnson, with Kolo popping up somewhere

Yeah, you can hardly blame SAS for our shortcomings.

SBSP wrote:Better check all the trees in Milton Keynes.

Scott wasn't the hanging type.

The spastic society were at the game

Dagbon wrote:

Grenade wrote:

Tbf no attackers should be there. Should be Gerrard, Skrtel and Johnson, with Kolo popping up somewhere

Best I could do. I'm not very good at Photoshop.

The best part about all of this is that people will finally start to see that Jordan Henderson is the best midfielder at our club and holds everything together

I've been telling all of you cunts about him since we got him, talking up how good and vital he is to our team. The moment he disappears, bang we start to be shit.

Jordan Henderson should be our captain and should be worshipped, not Steven 'I'm greedy and poor on my feet' Gerrard

ResurrectionRooney wrote:The spastic society were at the game

He looks like a frog, I don't know how a person even gets to look like that.

I like the one in the red who doesn't realise it's a goal until a few seconds after everyone else.

That's because it takes light a few extra seconds to travel through those ultra-dense glasses he wears.

Well, that was something.

Glen, it's time for you to admit that Johnson is just terrible. He made Bolasie look like Ronaldo in the build up to their 2nd goal.

Imagine if City lose one of their games, though.

Glen is just being played out of position, he needs to be either at left back or in behind the strikers.

Penaldo could never do something like what Bolasie did you fucking ape faggot scouser YNWA la

Glen Miller wrote:Glen is just being played out of position, he needs to be either at left back or in behind the strikers.

When has Glen Johnson ever played left back?  And what do you mean by "behind the strikers"?  A central attacking midfielder type of role?

ResurrectionRooney wrote:The spastic society were at the game

That is just unbelievable, tbh. Surely it's a group of disabled people out on a daytrip? Seriously.

The guy with the huge face: "I can't believe it"

The guy above him, to his left (our right) looks like he's been photoshopped in, just at him! His face looks like a photograph. Wtf.

The guy the glasses, my word.

those are scousers la

You can tell Scott is seething   

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Faggot.

This is time for Chip's predictions to come true

I told all you cunts Andy Carroll was the real deal.....

now is his chance to #makeusdream

SBSP wrote:

Dagbon wrote:
Tbf no attackers should be there. Should be Gerrard, Skrtel and Johnson, with Kolo popping up somewhere

Best I could do. I'm not very good at Photoshop.

You even got Toure there you cheeky kunt. Beauty

Keyser Söze wrote:Faggot.

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I have a picture of you. Don't make me post it and shame you off the internet.

Carragher is 10x the player Skrtel will ever be.

Lallana looks like a real possibility.    Let's hope it's the first of many and we sell our soul like City.

Will be seriously underwhelmed if we sign Lallana.

Didn't realise he's already 25, too. Thought he was more of an up and coming young player, like 21 or 22.

I want us to actually get better on FIFA. Fed up of having players below 80.

We already have Sterling, Coutinho and probably will bring back Suso too. Why do we need Lallana? If we're to buy a player in that position, at least be an upgrade. Especially for that money.

Ross Barkley is better.

I'm glad to see it's not just me who evaluates signings partly on how useful they'll be on FIFA.