Liverpool FC Official Thread

Chip wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:I'm looking for something to take a picture with.

Try a camera

Never thought of that. Thanks Chip  

The fact you're taking so long pretty much tells me that you don't have access to it and are trying to think of something/conjure something up, as it doesn't take long to go to an ATM and take a picture.

It was be easier to log into your online banking thing.

El_indian wrote:It was be easier to log into your online banking thing.

Depends. For example, I wouldn't have been able to do that on this occasion, as I don't actually have an online banking account for this particular account. Just a Cash Card, as it's an ISA savings account. I could take a picture of my normal every day account online, but I only have like, £500 in there at the moment.

Scott instead of posting pictures of your bank account can you post some pictures of your cat Chip

Scott M wrote:The fact you're taking so long pretty much tells me that you don't have access to it and are trying to think of something/conjure something up, as it doesn't take long to go to an ATM and take a picture.

 

Still nothing?

Yeah, safe to say you are full of shit.

Yeah.....starting to think that's a bad bet, scott.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Yeah.....starting to think that's a bad bet, scott.

Keyser should've taken it when he had the chance.

He's going to be a Real Madrid player, calm down.

Bloody Madrista hombres better put in a bid right now.

 

Still a fantastic transfer window.

In 2/3 years, all of the Liverpool icons of my childhood-Stevie G, Pepe, and Glen-will probably be gone.

 Drink to the old days.

Scott M wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Yeah.....starting to think that's a bad bet, scott.

Keyser should've taken it when he had the chance.

You backing out already ?  

Keyser Söze wrote:

Scott M wrote:

Keyser should've taken it when he had the chance.

You backing out already ?  

Backing out already? I have been pushing you for the last 3 days. You were the one without the bollocks to go ahead.

You must be kicking yourself now, though.

Scott M wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:

You backing out already ?  

Backing out already? I have been pushing you for the last 3 days. You were the one without the bollocks to go ahead.

You must be kicking yourself now, though.

 You chicken out at the 1st sign of doubt.

Keyser Söze wrote:

Scott M wrote:

Backing out already? I have been pushing you for the last 3 days. You were the one without the bollocks to go ahead.

You must be kicking yourself now, though.

 You chicken out at the 1st sign of doubt.

Are you kidding me? First sign of doubt? Yeah, because Suarez's comments in his previous interviews, Arsenal's two bids and Wenger's comments, etc weren't any cause for doubt  The first sign of doubt was ages ago.

It's an idiot's bet now. 

This situation would be like me suggesting a bet to you, that a certain horse was going to win a race, and you not committing to it, until my horse is halfway through the race and falls over, then you expect me to agree the bet at that moment

You really are retarded.

Also, you're probably such a pussy, that you wouldn't even take my original bet now. Even after what came out last night.

Scott M wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:

 You chicken out at the 1st sign of doubt.

Are you kidding me? First sign of doubt? Yeah, because Suarez's comments in his previous interviews, Arsenal's two bids and Wenger's comments, etc weren't any cause for doubt  The first sign of doubt was ages ago.

It's an idiot's bet now. 

This situation would be like me suggesting a bet to you, that a certain horse was going to win a race, and you not committing to it, until my horse is halfway through the race and falls over, then you expect me to agree the bet at that moment

You really are retarded.

Also, you're probably such a pussy, that you wouldn't even take my original bet now. Even after what came out last night.

 

Ah, the sign of defeat.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/8859049/phil-thompson-why-would-luis-suarez-choose-arsenal-over-liverpool

Lol, this man is retarded.

Also, I took so long because I was looking for something to take a picture with. We have mobile phones over here but very few people have ones with a camera and the capability to upload to a computer. Also, the only standalone cameras we have are not digital, they require film. I've found one now, I asked a German employee at work if he had one to lend me and he was happy to help.

Its not a picture of an ATM since we don't have any over here. We actually only have one bank in the whole of the county that is situated about 600km from were I live.

Anyway I have a picture now just to prove I have the £4000 (its actually about 8000 LYD which is £4068 to be exact) . It was meant to be a gift for my 2nd wife but she was scared of it  she's gotten used to it recently but I've bought her some very nice jewellery since then so he won't mind if I give it away. My 1st wife would like it but she doesn't want handy downs from my 2nd wife.

Spoiler:

You're probably thinking "that's not £4000, its a Kalahari Red Goat" and you'd be right. Over here we don't deal in large sums of cash, to safe guard our money since we only have one bank we use commodities such as Gold, livestock, oil, land etc...

I didn't take it with your name next to it since it would scare the animal.

Scott M wrote:Ah, the sign of defeat.

Glad you recognise when you've been defeated.

The Zlatan wrote:http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/8859049/phil-thompson-why-would-luis-suarez-choose-arsenal-over-liverpool

Lol, this man is retarded.

You just passed your 3000th day without a trophy m8. 

Keyser Söze wrote:Also, I took so long because I was looking for something to take a picture with. We have mobile phones over here but very few people have ones with a camera and the capability to upload to a computer. Also, the only standalone cameras we have are not digital, they require film. I've found one now, I asked a German employee at work if he had one to lend me and he was happy to help.

Its not a picture of an ATM since we don't have any over here. We actually only have one bank in the whole of the county that is situated about 600km from were I live.

Anyway I have a picture now just to prove I have the £4000 (its actually about 8000 LYD which is £4068 to be exact) . It was meant to be a gift for my 2nd wife but she was scared of it  she's gotten used to it recently but I've bought her some very nice jewellery since then so he won't mind if I give it away. My 1st wife would like it but she doesn't want handy downs from my 2nd wife.

Spoiler:

You're probably thinking "that's not £4000, its a Kalahari Red Goat" and you'd be right. Over here we don't deal in large sums of cash, to safe guard our money since we only have one bank we use commodities such as Gold, livestock, oil, land etc...

I didn't take it with your name next to it since it would scare the animal.

Shockingly bad attempt at being funny. At the end of the day, you're proving my suggestion that you are full of shit to be correct. 

Keyser Söze wrote:

Scott M wrote:Ah, the sign of defeat.

Glad you recognise when you've been defeated.

Another shambolic attempt at humour.

handy downs..I have never heard this expression b4

You seem upset, I'll put that down to the double shock of being resigned to losing Suárez and losing the bet  

El_indian wrote:handy downs..I have never heard this expression b4

Its what we call 2nd hand goods given to you by a relative, often called a hand-me-down in the West.

Keyser Söze wrote:You seem upset, I'll put that down to the double shock of being resigned to losing Suárez and losing the bet  

I was resigned to losing Suarez back when he started flirting with Real Madrid. 

There wasn't a bet to lose.

Eternal Witcher wrote:

The Zlatan wrote:http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11669/8859049/phil-thompson-why-would-luis-suarez-choose-arsenal-over-liverpool

Lol, this man is retarded.

You just passed your 3000th day without a trophy m8. 

u fukin wot m8?

Scott M wrote:

Keyser Söze wrote:You seem upset, I'll put that down to the double shock of being resigned to losing Suárez and losing the bet  

I was resigned to losing Suarez back when he started flirting with Real Madrid. 

There wasn't a bet to lose.

Really ?  

Keyser Söze wrote:Yeah, yeah what ?

Ok, I'll take your bet but on my terms.

Scott M wrote:What are your terms?

Keyser Söze wrote:Seeing as I'm going to be punished for betting, it has to be worth my while. £500 isn't worth eternal damnation.

Same odds but I put in £4000 (from my families oil company) and you give me £20000 if Suárez joins.

So you've taken part in three bets on this forum and effectively lost all three yet you've only paid up once.

Not a good track record for someone that 'always pays his dues'