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Ben 10 wrote:Got 258 retweets on a tweet today.

You cunt.

Follow my new account:

@elaflin

crump wrote:

Ben 10 wrote:Got 258 retweets on a tweet today.

You cunt.

Follow my new account:

@elaflin

Crump what shall you do if you don't get into uni?

I would down vote Alan and Maestro as much as possible.

Oh look Alan has posted! DOWN VOTE
Oh look Maestro has posted! DOWN VOTE

Wouldn't even be abusing the system either.

Novi wrote:

crump wrote:

You cunt.

Follow my new account:

@elaflin

Crump what shall you do if you don't get into uni?

I'm predicted D*D*D* which is about 420 UCAS points and in my first year I achieved D* and I'm on course to complete my prediction. Most of my choice had an average UCAS entry requirement of around 280 - 320.

I will be annoyed but would just work for a year and apply again.

Why do you ask?

Free £5 bet off skybet so i've done an accumulator on City, Swansea and Spurs all winning which will get me £37.50, hopefully i'll finally get it

AndItsKoren! wrote:I would down vote Alan and Maestro as much as possible.

Oh look Alan has posted! DOWN VOTE
Oh look Maestro has posted! DOWN VOTE

Wouldn't even be abusing the system either.

But in the end, it doesn't really matter.

Why?

Because you are a homosexual.

crump wrote:

Novi wrote:

Crump what shall you do if you don't get into uni?

I'm predicted D*D*D* which is about 420 UCAS points and in my first year I achieved D* and I'm on course to complete my prediction. Most of my choice had an average UCAS entry requirement of around 280 - 320.

I will be annoyed but would just work for a year and apply again.

Why do you ask?

I'm just wondering. Its all you ever talk about.

I'm not applying to Uni until next year.

crump wrote:

Marvin wrote:Fuck my parents. They have sold lands for over 20 million (around £4/5 million if I can be bothered to convert it properly), living it up in Algarve and ain't giving me shit.

Wow that's bullshit!

I'd be pissed man.

That reminds me, going to buy a lottery ticket tonight, or two. Test my luck and all that.

Although I do sometimes look at my bank account and the amount in there will be bigger than when I last checked. Happened yesterday actually, I swear it's increased by a few hundreds. Can't be my job cause it's not pay day yet.

The Maestro wrote:Marvin how did you seduce that Bulgarian woman?

It wasn't a great task, she was kinda sluttish. Helped that we liked each other from the get go though. Anyway, we exchanged numbers via facebook and I called her cause I remember her saying it was her first time coming over here so I wanted to show her round and stuff. Met up before lunch time, talked, showed her the area, messed around, etc. She was taking the train back so I went with her, stood on the platform and whipped out the big guy, her eyes lit up and we ended up in the toilets.

True story, apart from the platform bit.

I would link to her facebook but that's kinda of crass, plus it's set to private anyway.

You peasents can follow my Twitter.

@st4rty

The Maestro wrote:

AndItsKoren! wrote:I would down vote Alan and Maestro as much as possible.

Oh look Alan has posted! DOWN VOTE
Oh look Maestro has posted! DOWN VOTE

Wouldn't even be abusing the system either.

But in the end, it doesn't really matter.

Why?

Because you are a homosexual.

I'm not homosexual but I'm gonna report you for homophobic behaviour anyway.

Ben 10 wrote:Got 258 retweets on a tweet today.

Using racism to get retweets, disgusting.

Gyazo a pic of her. Blank out a bit of eyes or something.

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Dad says dinner is ready.

Go downstairs.

In the oven

Then I'll just be Scott v2.

It's nothing to brag about anyway.

Does anyone watch Jamie's 15 minute meals?

Messy cunt.

Kuled wrote:

The Maestro wrote:

That's actually a really good idea

I wonder if it would be hard to implement some kind of rep system

it did and i had -100 rep for no reason It won't work because of that.

No reason? Really?

What is happening to the world!?

Yesterday I witnessed someone buying an iPhone for their 10 year old

Went on a Celtic forum today and someone was asking for people to recommend a tablet for their 7 year old

I miss the days when tablets meant drawing/graphic tablets.

crump wrote:Gyazo a pic of her. Blank out a bit of eyes or something.

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Dad says dinner is ready.

Go downstairs.

In the oven

My mum's the worst for doing that. Always shouts up about it being ready, it never is. But foolishly I always run down and end up getting made to get the plates out, drinks, set the table and all that. She gets me every single time.

Question about why kids dont go out and just play

(when I was that age we'd just go about streets on our scooters etc)

Are there more pedos? or are there the same amount of pedos but we're just more aware of them?? Is the world genuinely a more dangerous and sinister place?

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

crump wrote:Gyazo a pic of her. Blank out a bit of eyes or something.

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Dad says dinner is ready.

Go downstairs.

In the oven

My mum's the worst for doing that. Always shouts up about it being ready, it never is. But foolishly I always run down and end up getting made to get the plates out, drinks, set the table and all that. She gets me every single time.

My mum is a bit too nice, she doesn't make any of us in the house do anything and just prepares our food, worst I have to do is go to it, I would be fine to put plates out and stuff but she doesn't seem to want anyone to get involved with the making of food and dishing up and stuff.

The Maestro wrote:What is happening to the world!?

Yesterday I witnessed someone buying an iPhone for their 10 year old

Went on a Celtic forum today and someone was asking for people to recommend a tablet for their 7 year old

The iPhone one sounds ridiculous, but not the tablet one. The tablet can be used as a learning/entertainment tool for kids.

kyro7 wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:
My mum's the worst for doing that. Always shouts up about it being ready, it never is. But foolishly I always run down and end up getting made to get the plates out, drinks, set the table and all that. She gets me every single time.

My mum is a bit too nice, she doesn't make any of us in the house do anything and just prepares our food, worst I have to do is go to it, I would be fine to put plates out and stuff but she doesn't seem to want anyone to get involved with the making of food and dishing up and stuff.

Mine is the same.


No matter how times i ask her if she needs any help or anything she rejects, too used to being a mum i guess.

Facebook isn't loading for me. The government did this.

/conspiracy

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

ForestLAD wrote:Manchester this weekend confirmed! My boss wasn't happy but she authorised it for me in the end. Should have been done weeks ago so it's her error for losing my form.


Manc girls watch out!

Think I'm heading over Friday night as well.


More championship fans from here in Manc this weekend than Man U fans lolololol.

I'll buy you a drink if I see you mf! I can't wait, feels like a Pre-lads holiday Staying in a place called Fallowfield but I've looked on google maps and it's 3 miles from city centre. Hopefully we go into the city for nightlife.

Start. wrote:Forest you off to the Forest game on Saturday? I'm gonna find you and cut you.

No mf I've gave my season ticket to a mate for this Saturday as I'm in Manc Town. If I was there though I'd blast you off with a flame thrower if you tried cutting me you lil kunt

crump wrote:Does this make sense to anyone?

A few of my mates have jobs and like me have a phone contract, so it's about £25 a month. I was on the subject and just mentioned how I pay my phone bill every month.

I was astonished to find out how hardly any of my mates pay for it and their Mum's do, it seems ridiculous if you have a job and don't pay your way for things like a phone contract and still take a £20 every week or so off your Mum. I'm not saying that's bad, my Mum might sometimes give me a fiver if I go to Spoons or something.

Maybe it's just me but I can't comprehend that at all

I hate tight parents. What's the point in having kids if you stop loving them when they reach a certain age? All my mates' parents are tight cunts like that. I get called a spoilt little rich kid and when I get something new it's always 'Did mummy pay for that?'. Makes me laugh. Perks of being middle class though I suppose. Nobody forced their parents to sit at home popping out kid after kid and not getting their arse to work.

The Maestro wrote:Question about why kids dont go out and just play

(when I was that age we'd just go about streets on our scooters etc)

Are there more pedos? or are there the same amount of pedos but we're just more aware of them?? Is the world genuinely a more dangerous and sinister place?

Same amount of pedos.

They've just gone online, it's worse for them to be inside because dumb fuck parents don't realise that their son who's chatting to Jack from Southampton, aged 11 is really Nigel Tomkins from Cumbria, aged 43.

I don't really care anyway, let them be.

Pisses me off actually if someone aged under 15/16 has an iPhone.

In fact, nvm. The hassle can stay away.

ForestLAD wrote:
I hate tight parents. What's the point in having kids if you stop loving them when they reach a certain age?

What?! Because parents stop buying you stuff when you get older doesn't mean they don't love you.

The Maestro wrote:Question about why kids dont go out and just play

(when I was that age we'd just go about streets on our scooters etc)

Are there more pedos? or are there the same amount of pedos but we're just more aware of them?? Is the world genuinely a more dangerous and sinister place?

Slow down there, Grandpa. You also didn't have smartphones, xboxs, a more advanced internet age, etc.

ahlycotc wrote:

The Maestro wrote:Question about why kids dont go out and just play

(when I was that age we'd just go about streets on our scooters etc)

Are there more pedos? or are there the same amount of pedos but we're just more aware of them?? Is the world genuinely a more dangerous and sinister place?

Slow down there, Grandpa. You also didn't have smartphones, xboxs, a more advanced internet age, etc.

I'm asking why it isn't deemed safe for kids to go out and play anymore.

The Maestro wrote:

ForestLAD wrote:
I hate tight parents. What's the point in having kids if you stop loving them when they reach a certain age?

What?! Because parents stop buying you stuff when you get older doesn't mean they don't love you.

Was going to comment on this also, but you've said it for me.