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What's the picture this is based on?

At first glance it looks like something that would hang over the entrance to the gulag.

Guessing it's the founders of the Soviet Union.

That's what I thought, but I had trouble finding the actual image.

Isn't Liverpool Football Club's fanbase overwhelmingly memebers of the poor working class? Would make a lot of sense if they held Marxist ideals.

Anyone have a picture of the Mario Gomez goal to show if he was offside or not?

Forest wrote:Love Manchester me. The Courteeners' Not Nineteen Forever is back in the iTunes top 100 after United's 20th title. Love Mancs. Proper city and proper good people. #madferit

I prefer Geordies and Newcastle just that little bit more though. But saying that I wouldn't be too upset if I had to go Manchester for Uni as MMU is my insurance

We are the greatest. Going to see The Courteeners in July my friend.

I have done all my accommodation etc... Doubt I'm moving out unless I get my first accommodation chose at £86 a week.

Ah sweet! Not really a fan of the Courteeners, just like Not Nineteen Forever, but they're a Manc band so I can imagine their live shows to be madferit. All we have from Notts representing the mods is Jake Bugg.

Is this Accomodation for MMU? Which halls have you went for? If I don't get into Northumbria I'm gonna go for Cambridge Halls I think. 10 people in a flat. Should be lively

Same Bayern we nearly eliminated.

Think it's time I made the jump to a 1080p tv, had my pretender for a fair few years.

Forest wrote:Ah sweet! Not really a fan of the Courteeners, just like Not Nineteen Forever, but they're a Manc band so I can imagine their live shows to be madferit. All we have from Notts representing the mods is Jake Bugg.

Is this Accomodation for MMU? Which halls have you went for? If I don't get into Northumbria I'm gonna go for Cambridge Halls I think. 10 people in a flat. Should be lively

Cavendish Hall mate.

Liverpool's season is over.

Haha, they said overbite.

RIP

The season was over for us a long time ago

Zzonked wrote:Started taking the betting advice of guys who do it seriously, bet on United -2 yesterday and Bayern today and some basketball game I don't even know anything about (that I still won), hopefully I'll be rich before long with this blind faith.

Danny wrote:buyout clause, Dortmund couldn't do anything about it.

They usually spend money wisely though, Dortmund. And now they've got quite a bit to spend.

You can still make it cost a lot more with buyout clauses, remember someone posted an article explaining it on here ages ago. That's why United paid more than Phil Jones's buyout clause was.

Whos tips are you following?

what basketball game did you bet on

I got a new dentist about 2 years ago now, and thought she must have just graduated from Uni or something as she's quite young.

Anyway I had a dentist appointment this morning and she was chatting to me about what I'm going to be doing at Uni. Then she asked where I'm doing my A Levels so I told her what college I was at. Then she said oh yeah? That's where my daughter goes.

I was in total shock. Daughter?! I said. Yeah, she said. I've always thought you were a recent Uni graduate, you don't look like you'd be old enough to have a daughter my age.

She blushed. Think she wants the D. I'm on a mission to find her daughter now, cos if she turns out to look anything like her mum then she will be fucking fit.



tl;dr - I have a fit dentist an i thought she was recently graduated, but it turns out she is a MILF, an has a daughter that goes to my college

Forest wrote:I got a new dentist about 2 years ago now, and thought she must have just graduated from Uni or something as she's quite young.

Anyway I had a dentist appointment this morning and she was chatting to me about what I'm going to be doing at Uni. Then she asked where I'm doing my A Levels so I told her what college I was at. Then she said oh yeah? That's where my daughter goes.

I was in total shock. Daughter?! I said. Yeah, she said. I've always thought you were a recent Uni graduate, you don't look like you'd be old enough to have a daughter my age.

She blushed. Think she wants the D. I'm on a mission to find her daughter now, cos if she turns out to look anything like her mum then she will be fucking fit.



tl;dr - I have a fit dentist an i thought she was recently graduated, but it turns out she is a MILF, an has a daughter that goes to my college

Definitely.

You never seen Horrible Bosses? Dentists are pure filth so it could be likely.

I haven't been able to find her on Facebook, and searching for her last name alone to find her daughter is proving troublesome

Germany dicking on Spain in general, good job Bayern are doing their best to ruin Dortmund so there will only be one.

Theo Filippo wrote:

Zzonked wrote:Started taking the betting advice of guys who do it seriously, bet on United -2 yesterday and Bayern today and some basketball game I don't even know anything about (that I still won), hopefully I'll be rich before long with this blind faith.

Danny wrote:buyout clause, Dortmund couldn't do anything about it.

They usually spend money wisely though, Dortmund. And now they've got quite a bit to spend.

You can still make it cost a lot more with buyout clauses, remember someone posted an article explaining it on here ages ago. That's why United paid more than Phil Jones's buyout clause was.

Whos tips are you following?

Just looking through here: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/40/sports-betting/

and trying to find the people who have won the most or bets that people seem to agree on. Generally people put this sort of thing: "50-48 +5.4"

which means "bets won-bets lost +amount of money won" so you can tell who's doing well.

dena wrote:what basketball game did you bet on

Bulls +5 v Nets I think.

Eternal Witcher wrote:Haha, they said overbite.

I noticed that as well. Pretty good.

I hate the way that FoxSoccer describes Dortmund/Bayern. They described them as "athletic teams that force the play with a direct approach."

Forest wrote:Ah sweet! Not really a fan of the Courteeners, just like Not Nineteen Forever, but they're a Manc band so I can imagine their live shows to be madferit. All we have from Notts representing the mods is Jake Bugg.

Is this Accomodation for MMU? Which halls have you went for? If I don't get into Northumbria I'm gonna go for Cambridge Halls I think. 10 people in a flat. Should be lively

They're fucking tiny tho in Cambridge, literally just a hall with 5 rooms either side, and at the end there's a kitchen with a dining table. So disappointing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqeEfiG3Gmc&feature=youtu.be&t=46m9s

Found that quite interesting.

Moriarty wrote:

Eternal Witcher wrote:Haha, they said overbite.

I noticed that as well. Pretty good.

I hate the way that FoxSoccer describes Dortmund/Bayern. They described them as "athletic teams that force the play with a direct approach."

To be fair, that is a somewhat fair description of Bayern.

Well I certainly lost my bets tonight.

Ra's al Ghul wrote:

Moriarty wrote:I noticed that as well. Pretty good.

I hate the way that FoxSoccer describes Dortmund/Bayern. They described them as "athletic teams that force the play with a direct approach."

To be fair, that is a somewhat fair description of Bayern.

I understand, I just associate it with an image of Stevie G flying from box to box, throwing in a two footed challenge at one end before sending the long diagonal to the prancing ponytailed pedestrian called Andy.

The Rolling Stones and The Beatles.

I really struggle to get into their songs and i'd really like to

I honestly believe we could have beaten Bayern and Dortmund. Last years Dortmund team was better than the current one (even with the inclusion of Reus) and we dealt with them comfortably home and away and the away result was coming off the recent 8-2. Proves Wenger isn't as tactical inept as some people make out. More often than not we lose down to individual errors rather than a collective team failure.