1. We dont need a big fucking cunt up front, you can rave about Carroll all you want but smashing the ball 40 yards to a target man won't win us fuck all, we need a front 2 of Walcott and Rooney, Darren Bent when either are injured.
2. The midfield don't know how to pass a ball, get in some technical players you fucking prick or ill smash your face in. Stick Gerrard at CM with Wilshere beside him, theres a cunt who could teach Barry a few things about passing a ball.. an 18 year old. Fuck you Bareth Garry. Put Ashley Young and either of the Johnson's on the wings.
3. Put a fucking fullback in the fullback position who can defend. Not a central defender, you ugly spastic. Richards or Onuoha wouldn't be a bad pick.
4. Have some emotion for the team or i'll shove an italian flag up your nostril.
5. This isn't a reason tbh but.. Fuck Off or il put another crater in your forehead.
/rant.