What i'd like to know is... how would she know what shagging a corpse is like? Surely she isn't a Nekromantic
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JMB_94 wrote:kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:I bet Wayne's a fucking monster in bed.
According to the prossie, it was like shagging a corpse.
Really!?
Where did you hear/read that?
I could imagine Wayne ripping a womens face off during intercourse.
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
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kyro7 wrote:Kuled wrote:OOOOOOOOOOOOHDanny B wrote:kyro7 wrote:Seriously though, if Wayne came up to me and said can I shag your mum I'd say, go ahead.
Always knew he didn't have much taste in women
BURN BITCH BURN
Stop trying to be English you little ugly cunt.
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forestfcfan wrote:What i'd like to know is... how would she know what shagging a corpse is like? Surely she isn't a Nekromantic
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Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
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Danny B wrote:Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
And he's been in trouble for going with prossies before, he's just shy, you can see it on Wayne Rooney's street striker as well.
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Sperm bankDanny B wrote:Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
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kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:I bet Wayne's a fucking monster in bed.
According to the prossie, it was like shagging a corpse.
Really!?
Where did you hear/read that?
I could imagine Wayne ripping a womens face off during intercourse.
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Fuckin' hell Wayne! "It didn’t do anything for me" what does that mean? He has a small cock as well!?
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JMB_94 wrote:kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:I bet Wayne's a fucking monster in bed.
According to the prossie, it was like shagging a corpse.
Really!?
Where did you hear/read that?
I could imagine Wayne ripping a womens face off during intercourse.
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Fuckin' hell Wayne! "It didn’t do anything for me" what does that mean? He has a small cock as well!?
Nah his knob's pretty big.
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Danny B wrote:Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Doesn't mean anything, you can still be lame in bed.
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kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:I bet Wayne's a fucking monster in bed.
According to the prossie, it was like shagging a corpse.
Really!?
Where did you hear/read that?
I could imagine Wayne ripping a womens face off during intercourse.
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Fuckin' hell Wayne! "It didn’t do anything for me" what does that mean? He has a small cock as well!?
Nah his knob's pretty big.
Yep, you'd know.
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JMB_94 wrote:kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:kyro7 wrote:JMB_94 wrote:I bet Wayne's a fucking monster in bed.
According to the prossie, it was like shagging a corpse.
Really!?
Where did you hear/read that?
I could imagine Wayne ripping a womens face off during intercourse.
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Fuckin' hell Wayne! "It didn’t do anything for me" what does that mean? He has a small cock as well!?
Nah his knob's pretty big.
Yep, you'd know.
My anus isn't the size of a tennis ball for nothing you know.
She said he just laid there and done nothing, and straight after he said shit my wife's pregnant.
I think he's just very very shy.
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Sean CFC wrote:forestfcfan wrote:What i'd like to know is... how would she know what shagging a corpse is like? Surely she isn't a Nekromantic
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Sorry. I was thinking of this movie. This article is a good read btw...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nekromantik
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forestfcfan wrote:Sean CFC wrote:forestfcfan wrote:What i'd like to know is... how would she know what shagging a corpse is like? Surely she isn't a Nekromantic
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Sorry. I was thinking of this movie. This article is a good read btw...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nekromantik
That got me a bit excited.
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forestfcfan wrote:Sean CFC wrote:forestfcfan wrote:What i'd like to know is... how would she know what shagging a corpse is like? Surely she isn't a Nekromantic
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Sorry. I was thinking of this movie. This article is a good read btw...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nekromantik
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I was getting at it doesn't mean he has no experienceJMB_94 wrote:Danny B wrote:Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Doesn't mean anything, you can still be lame in bed.
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Imitating Kyro again.Danny B wrote:I was getting at it doesn't mean he has no experienceJMB_94 wrote:Danny B wrote:Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Doesn't mean anything, you can still be lame in bed.
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Danny B wrote:I was getting at it doesn't mean he has no experienceJMB_94 wrote:Danny B wrote:Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Doesn't mean anything, you can still be lame in bed.
She said a lack of sexual experience, not no experience.
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I'd love it if you could actually explain howThe-Reporter wrote:Imitating Kyro again.Danny B wrote:I was getting at it doesn't mean he has no experienceJMB_94 wrote:Danny B wrote:Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Doesn't mean anything, you can still be lame in bed.
Dick..
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Tbh, a retarded man could be wanked off and have the spunk aimed into some fit chicks minge and get her pregnant (unlikely)
Doesn't mean he's not shit in bed.
Doesn't mean he's not shit in bed.
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He most likely doesn't though, seen as he has a son he's probably shagged Collen more than once.kyro7 wrote:Danny B wrote:I was getting at it doesn't mean he has no experienceJMB_94 wrote:Danny B wrote:Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Doesn't mean anything, you can still be lame in bed.
She said a lack of sexual experience, not no experience.
And he was paying her, she should be doing all the work..
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Are you not posting on this forum?Danny B wrote:I'd love it if you could actually explain howThe-Reporter wrote:Imitating Kyro again.Danny B wrote:I was getting at it doesn't mean he has no experienceJMB_94 wrote:Danny B wrote:Yeah, that's why he's got a kid.. Dumb whorekyro7 wrote:
He's too shy to even be on TV.
“To be honest, it was like shagging a corpse. It didn’t do anything for me. He’s so shy that I think he must have had a lack of sexual experience,” said Helen.
Doesn't mean anything, you can still be lame in bed.
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Danny is Kyro.
Or is Kyro Danny
Or is Kyro Danny
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So I guess Everyones imitating everyone else then?
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hi im kuled. im at college and get call browny. i hope to have a courier in jernalism
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Kyro's cock = your mouth.Danny B wrote:So I guess Everyones imitating everyone else then?
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What ever floats your boat mateThe-Reporter wrote:Kyro's cock = your mouth.Danny B wrote:So I guess Everyones imitating everyone else then?
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The-Reporter wrote:Kyro's cock = your mouth.Danny B wrote:So I guess Everyones imitating everyone else then?
Who were you on EA?
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Im just messin.Danny B wrote:What ever floats your boat mateThe-Reporter wrote:Kyro's cock = your mouth.Danny B wrote:So I guess Everyones imitating everyone else then?
