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    Gerrard: Monkeys are about to fly out of my ass

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    Post by menalawyerguy Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:40 pm

    or something similarly absurd.



    Gerrard: Liverpool close to title challenge



    Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard has hit back at Sven Goran Eriksson's suggestion that he needs to leave the club in order to win the Premier League.


    Eriksson, who managed Gerrard during his spell as England boss, was quoted on Tuesday saying, "I don't begrudge a good guy like Steven winning the Premier League. But maybe he needs to change clubs if he wants to win that title."
    However, Gerrard insists Liverpool are closing on being a title-challenging club, having reached the final of both the League and FA Cup last season. However, they have taken just one point from their first two league matches of this campaign, following Sunday's 2-2 draw with Manchester City.

    "Hopefully before I hang my boots up I can realise the dream of winning it - but I'm also realistic as well," Gerrard said on Sky Sports News.

    "I don't think we're miles away. Of course we have to be realistic, we finished eighth in the league last year but we got to two major cup finals which shows we can compete with anyone on our day.

    "If we find a better level of consistency we can find ourselves higher up the table than last year."

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    Post by El_indian Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:06 pm

    Agree with him 100%.

    Greatest midfielder of this generation not worthy

    "Is he the best in the world? He might not get the attention of [Lionel] Messi and Ronaldo but, yes, I think he just might be," Zidane said. "If you don't have a player like Steven Gerrard, who is the engine room, it can affect the whole team.

    "He has great passing ability, can tackle and scores goals, but most importantly he gives the players around him confidence and belief. You can't learn that – players like him are just born with that presence."
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    Post by dena Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:12 pm

    Zidane is retarded.
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    Post by menalawyerguy Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:14 pm

    This team is miles from competing for PL titles.
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    Post by El_indian Wed Aug 29, 2012 10:16 pm

    I disagree. With Rodgers we are as close as ever.
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    Post by Trent Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:25 pm

    You're no where near.
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    Post by menalawyerguy Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:28 pm

    El_indian wrote:I disagree. With Rodgers we are as close as ever.



    Considering you've actually won loads of titles, I don't know how you can say "we're as close as ever" unless you are saying you are going to win it this year. In which case, you have more monkeys flying out of your ass than Gerrard. Razz


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    Post by Jord Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:29 pm

    We're going to win it this year mf.
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    Post by Trent Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:32 pm

    Jord wrote:We're going to win it this year mf.
    And you'll get a life.
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    Post by Jord Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:33 pm

    Trent wrote:
    Jord wrote:We're going to win it this year mf.
    And you'll get a life.
    Don't be silly.
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    Post by Mouse Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:34 pm

    What did you expect him to say? We're shit Sven's right we should all just give up? Laughing
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    Post by menalawyerguy Wed Aug 29, 2012 11:48 pm

    Mouse wrote:What did you expect him to say? We're shit Sven's right we should all just give up? Laughing



    Yes.
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    Post by Guest Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:18 am

    Liverpool will win the league this season, if not.. next year is their year.
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    Post by Jord Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:36 am

    Chris wrote:Liverpool will win the league this season, if not.. next year is their year.
    There is no next year, only this year. If not this year then next year.
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    Post by Guest Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:56 am

    El_indian wrote:Agree with him 100%.

    Greatest midfielder of this generation Gerrard: Monkeys are about to fly out of my ass 914411

    "Is he the best in the world? He might not get the attention of [Lionel] Messi and Ronaldo but, yes, I think he just might be," Zidane said. "If you don't have a player like Steven Gerrard, who is the engine room, it can affect the whole team.

    "He has great passing ability, can tackle and scores goals, but most importantly he gives the players around him confidence and belief. You can't learn that – players like him are just born with that presence."
    Hate how whenever anyone mentions Gerrard these quotes always come up. Laughing
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    Post by menalawyerguy Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:59 am

    Yea, no shit. Totally irrelevant to the thread. Had to post them for the 1598748394849th time anyway.
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    Post by Cam Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:09 am

    He was taking the piss
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    Post by Guest Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:27 am

    This is our year.
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    Post by Guest Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:32 am

    El_indian wrote:Agree with him 100%.

    Greatest midfielder of this generation not worthy

    "Is he the best in the world? He might not get the attention of [Lionel] Messi and Ronaldo but, yes, I think he just might be," Zidane said. "If you don't have a player like Steven Gerrard, who is the engine room, it can affect the whole team.

    "He has great passing ability, can tackle and scores goals, but most importantly he gives the players around him confidence and belief. You can't learn that – players like him are just born with that presence."

    Just look at Pele. Being a football legend doesn't make you necessarily good at judging others.
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    Post by Jord Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:49 am

    The hate is so dense I can taste it. Always in the Liverpool threads.

    Look, look, I'm judging everybody in a single category just like everyone else does when it concerns Liverpool.
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    Post by dena Thu Aug 30, 2012 3:59 am

    Liverpool is a really hateable squad yo.
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    Post by El Jefe Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:02 am

    Other than Suarez who is hateable yo
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    Post by Jord Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:04 am

    dena wrote:Liverpool is a really hateable squad yo.
    You're a really hateable squad, Dena.
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    Post by dena Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:06 am

    Jay wrote:Other than Suarez who is hateable yo

    well its not hate, why would anyone hate on liverpool, but there are many points that one could poke fun at, as is with every club, but liverpool have the most fans on this forum so its more prevalent
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    Post by fluffy_kittens Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:09 am

    Jay wrote:Other than Suarez who is hateable yo

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    Post by Guest Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:15 am

    dena wrote:Liverpool is a really hateable squad yo.

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    Post by Jord Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:20 am

    dena wrote:
    Jay wrote:Other than Suarez who is hateable yo

    well its not hate, why would anyone hate on liverpool, but there are many points that one could poke fun at, as is with every club, but liverpool have the most fans on this forum so its more prevalent
    So you target us because of our numbers hysteric
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    Post by Bushido Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:23 am

    Isn't it just banter?
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    Post by fluffy_kittens Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:31 am

    I think it's Liverpool's year, honestly
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    Post by dena Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:35 am

    Jord wrote:
    dena wrote:

    well its not hate, why would anyone hate on liverpool, but there are many points that one could poke fun at, as is with every club, but liverpool have the most fans on this forum so its more prevalent
    So you target us because of our numbers hysteric

    i try to be an equal opportunity hater

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