Liverpool FC Official Thread

I seem to remember, quite a while ago, Mauro admitted that he was trolling the whole time and during this confession, he was typing in English with 100% perfect grammar. Perhaps someone who's good at using the search tool can dig it up.

I think he went on a hiatus straight after this confession, so by the time he came back, people had forgotten about it (a lot of people probably weren't online during it and missed it anyway) and he continued with his 'Italian' persona.

IIRC ofc.

It must be Steve

On a Liverpool related note, I am fucking shitting the FA Cup Final. Torres is going to rape us.

As well as the rest of the Chelsea team.

They are in sublime form.

We have Suarez.

When's the final?

Kuled wrote:When's the final?

Next Saturday.

Mustangt125 wrote:Mauro was exposed as a regular English kid that's a huge douchebag long ago.

"english dude" with an australian ip

still no proof for these accusations, unlike my solid facts and proof about alan

so its winner winner chicken dinner for me

Oh, so soon? Hmm. Not sure. I think you'll win tbh.

ScottyBoy_1989 wrote:On a Liverpool related note, I am fucking shitting the FA Cup Final. Torres is going to rape us.

As well as the rest of the Chelsea team.

They are in sublime form.

Im very worried about the FA Cup final aswell, im just hoping Chelsea have a really hard game against Newcastle and this can help us out before the Cup final. Anything can happen and especially a cup final, but Chelsea are favourtes to me and will be a very hard team to beat. But who is going to play will it be Torres or Drogba because i can only see one of them starting the final and im not sure which one it will be.

Liverpool Complete £8m Signing of Goal-Scoring Midfielder Rasmus Elm: Swedish International to Make Anfield Move


by The Newshound April 30th, 2012





AZ Alkmaar man on his way to Anfield.



Liverpool have reportedly agreed an £8 million deal to sign Swedish midfielder Rasmus Elm from Dutch side AZ Alkmaar.

The 24 year old has scored 10 goals in his last 17 games for the Eredivisie club this season, convincing Liverpool boss Kenny Dalglish to make a move. It is reported that Elm will move to Anfield on a five-year contract worth a £40,000 a week.

The Reds manager even made a trip to Holland to watch Elm play against Feyenoord on Sunday. However, Dalglish was left disappointed since the player was absent as his wife went into labour but that did not affect the deal going through.



SOURCE: IB Times

If this source is to be believed then Liverpool may well have done a good bit of business here. Rasmus Elm is a talented attack minded midfielder who could add more of a goal-threat for the Anfield side than the players Kenny Dalglish currently has on hand in his position.

The 24 year old Swedish international has had an excellent season at AZ Alkmaar and has been tracked by a number of Premier League sides in recent months. The former Kalmar man is a set piece specialist and has a few tricks and turns up his sleeve and is able to beat his man and could be seen as the ‘Gerrard-esque’ player that Liverpool have yet to see Charlie Adam evolve into.

£8m for Elm seems more than a fair price, especially when you take into account the large sums spent on the likes of Jordan Henderson.



Just saw this and thought i would post it, but we will see if it turns out to be true.

Won't belive untill on main website

NZG wrote:Won't belive untill on main website

I agree but just thought i would post it.

Dunno if It would be a good deal or not.


But surely he would be better than Adam.

Just watched the video on the official site showing Suarez's goal from 15 angles. Such a good goal. Some Norwich fans stood up and applauded immediately.

Mustangt125 wrote:There isn't much to elaborate on. He admitted that he wasn't Italian at all and was in fact English, I believe.

Who gives a shit anyway? Alan is e-fighting all these trolls, why dont we talk about our striker who just scored a hat trick yesterday instead

He writes in an Italian context, if you spoke a different language you'd realise

ScottyBoy_1989 wrote:Just watched the video on the official site showing Suarez's goal from 15 angles. Such a good goal. Some Norwich fans stood up and applauded immediately.

Good to see that some of the fans applauded that goal, because i think if someone else would have scored that or a goal as good i would have stood up and applauded it.

I wouldn't of. I would cry about it and shout for his head.

Fonseca wrote:

Mustangt125 wrote:There isn't much to elaborate on. He admitted that he wasn't Italian at all and was in fact English, I believe.

Who gives a shit anyway? Alan is e-fighting all these trolls, why dont we talk about our striker who just scored a hat trick yesterday instead

He writes in an Italian context, if you spoke a different language you'd realise

How does that explain him 'confessing' like, a year ago and speaking in perfect English? Before reverting back to this style.

mauro=beast wrote:LMAO!!!!!!

nzg...bro pls, ive had many long conversations on xbox live with real human beings from this forum they can being a voich for me. i am very much REAL...so pls im not like an arab from new zealand that calls himself a scouser

i read all of alans post and it was some of the funniest things ive ever read. i was actually surprised that he didnt get a pm from him like i do normally where he threatens to fly to australia and stab me. but all of this is expected from an exposed kiddy fiddler that used spend most of his time posting pics of underage females in the chat thread

Mustangt125 wrote:Mauro was exposed as a regular English kid that's a huge douchebag long ago.

No he's not. I can vouch for Mauro, we have spoken on Skype and he is who he says he is.

Grenade wrote:

mauro=beast wrote:LMAO!!!!!!

nzg...bro pls, ive had many long conversations on xbox live with real human beings from this forum they can being a voich for me. i am very much REAL...so pls im not like an arab from new zealand that calls himself a scouser

i read all of alans post and it was some of the funniest things ive ever read. i was actually surprised that he didnt get a pm from him like i do normally where he threatens to fly to australia and stab me. but all of this is expected from an exposed kiddy fiddler that used spend most of his time posting pics of underage females in the chat thread

Mustangt125 wrote:Mauro was exposed as a regular English kid that's a huge douchebag long ago.

No he's not. I can vouch for Mauro, we have spoken on Skype and he is who he says he is.

Well fek off and go back to your little bumchum on skype, and leave us to post about football.

No need for that language Alan

@RyanBabel: i miss the days when life was simple... #CB

lmfao listen to your master alan, stop with the language

OT: ELM IS DECENT PLAYER

Kenny and Steve Clarke were at Toulouse vs Montpellier. The player being watched was Younès Belhanda.

Mauro isn't English, i've heard him speak.

Torres is going to rip into us...blahblahblah

Alan wrote:

Grenade wrote:


No he's not. I can vouch for Mauro, we have spoken on Skype and he is who he says he is.

Well fek off and go back to your little bumchum on skype, and leave us to post about football.

No need to be soo rude Alan

Mc Babel wrote:Kenny and Steve Clarke were at Toulouse vs Montpellier. The player being watched was Younès Belhanda.

Mauro isn't English, i've heard him speak.

Grimandi was at the game too. I think he was watching Belhanda and Giroud.

Giround, not a bad signing for us.

I would like Giroud, can't see it happening for Arsenal though unless Van Persie goes I suppose. Think Huntelaar would be fantastic for us and I think he's realistic.

Mc Babel wrote:I would like Giroud, can't see it happening for Arsenal though unless Van Persie goes I suppose. Think Huntelaar would be fantastic for us and I think he's realistic.

Van Persie will be going.

I wouldn't mind a 6ft5 beast to accompany Podolski up top but I think we're more interested in Belhanda too. Well I hope so because people like Diaby need sending to a glue factory.