Post the best (and by that I mean the worst) you've heard today.
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Keanoo
Ham.
hoggyboy
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Christmas cracker jokes
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Why did the microscope cross the road? To get to the other slide!
What do you call a lady attached to a washing line? Peg!
What do you call a lady attached to a washing line? Peg!
hoggyboy-
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ResurrectionRaddy wrote:Why did the microscope cross the road? To get to the other slide!
What do you call a lady attached to a washing line? Peg!
hohoho!
hoggyboy-
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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
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What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles, because there's a mile between the first and last letter.
Smiles, because there's a mile between the first and last letter.
Ham.-
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Age : 29
Location : Edinburgh
what did the grape say when the elephant stood on it? Nothing, just gave out a little wine
What happened to the magic tractor? It turned into a field!
What happened to the magic tractor? It turned into a field!
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Who can stop a car with 1 hand?
A policeman
A policeman
Keanoo-
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Age : 31
Supports : Manchester United
What do you call a train filled with coffee?
A chew chew train
A chew chew train
SBSP-
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Some real crackers here. 
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
Posts : 30777
What did the tiger say to the other after eating a clown?
Does this taste funny to you at all?
Does this taste funny to you at all?
Jordan Henderchip-
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Age : 30
Location : New Zealand
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What do meatballs do to avoid drowning?
Go on a gravy boat....
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
Then at my Aunties she had bought Christmas Crackers with fucking trivia things inside them, so instead of shitty jokes we heard crap like "Where did golf start."
Go on a gravy boat....
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
Then at my Aunties she had bought Christmas Crackers with fucking trivia things inside them, so instead of shitty jokes we heard crap like "Where did golf start."
Uncle John from Jamaica-
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Age : 32
"Mum, can I have a cat for Christmas?"
"No, you're having turkey like the rest of us."
Cheap as fuck crackers, the gifts you got inside them were appauling. Little plastic frogs and racing cars that don't move or do anything, with a hat that wouldn't fit over my bell end let alone my head and jokes like the one above printed on the tiniest paper possible.
"No, you're having turkey like the rest of us."
Cheap as fuck crackers, the gifts you got inside them were appauling. Little plastic frogs and racing cars that don't move or do anything, with a hat that wouldn't fit over my bell end let alone my head and jokes like the one above printed on the tiniest paper possible.
Pippo-
- Formerly known as : Pippo Inzaghi
Posts : 30777
Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:"Mum, can I have a cat for Christmas?"
"No, you're having turkey like the rest of us."
Cheap as fuck crackers, the gifts you got inside them were appauling. Little plastic frogs and racing cars that don't move or do anything, with a hat that wouldn't fit over my bell end let alone my head and jokes like the one above printed on the tiniest paper possible.
I might buy these. What brand?
Jordan Henderchip-
- Posts : 10329
Age : 30
Location : New Zealand
Supports : FS #41
Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:"Mum, can I have a cat for Christmas?"
"No, you're having turkey like the rest of us."
Cheap as fuck crackers, the gifts you got inside them were appauling. Little plastic frogs and racing cars that don't move or do anything, with a hat that wouldn't fit over my bell end let alone my head and jokes like the one above printed on the tiniest paper possible.
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This thread isn't about telling Christmasy jokes about White people is it?
Kuled-
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Age : 28
What do ghosts eat?
Spookghetti!
Spookghetti!
