We have a Football Jokes Thread, let's also have a general one. I'll start.
What do ghouls like to go and see?
Phantomimes.
What do ghouls like to go and see?
Phantomimes.
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General Jokes Thread
Pippo-
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Cadbury-
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Location : Blackpool
Supports : Not Kenny.
Delete. Now.
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Location : Hollyoaks
Supports : Hollyoaks
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What do you call an Indian man that dosen't believe that anything you say is true?
Asif.
Asif.
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Are you lifting these straight from a kids joke book? 
Pippo-
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ayvee1 wrote:Are you lifting these straight from a kids joke book?
Thanks for complementing on my jokes but no I make them up.
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Pip wrote:What do you call an Indian man that dosen't believe that anything you say is true?
Asif.
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I've heard the Asif one loads of times.Pip wrote:ayvee1 wrote:Are you lifting these straight from a kids joke book?
Thanks for complementing on my jokes but no I make them up.
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ayvee1 wrote:I've heard the Asif one loads of times.Pip wrote:ayvee1 wrote:Are you lifting these straight from a kids joke book?
Thanks for complementing on my jokes but no I make them up.
Really?
I'll put some up tomorrow that are my jokes, copyright guarentee
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I thought this was a jokes thread?. 
LeBron-
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My penis.
Pippo-
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What do you call a line of directions?
Arrow of pointers
Arrow of pointers
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Seen an African builder covered in mud.
He was a dirty digger
He was a dirty digger
Pippo-
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What did the car obsessed man shout to his dog when he fell off the cliff?
Landrover!
Landrover!
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Shit jokes 
Pippo-
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Kuled, who's that? Jesus Christ, I don't know.
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I was in a public toilet today and I heard 2 guys in adjoining cubicles, talking to each other.
I had a little listen, but it was a shit conversation.
I had a little listen, but it was a shit conversation.
Pippo-
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I saw a guy riding a horse today.
I quickly phoned the police and got him arrested for raping an animal.
I quickly phoned the police and got him arrested for raping an animal.
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Fancy a fish pun-off Forestfcfan?
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Pip wrote:Fancy a fish pun-off Forestfcfan?
Ok.
But I sense something fishy about this
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forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:Fancy a fish pun-off Forestfcfan?
Ok.
But I sense something fishy about this
What's a fish's favourite game?
Salmon Says
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Salmonem's latest track is a tuna!
Pippo-
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forestfcfan wrote:Salmonem's latest track is a tuna!
Bought a trout for Man Utd on my FM save.
He turned out to be a flop.
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Just bought a vehicle that works on water!
It's called a Cod Bike
It's called a Cod Bike
Pippo-
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forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!
It's called a Cod Bike
I prefer Motor Carp's personally.
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Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!
It's called a Cod Bike
I prefer Motor Carp's personally.
I couldn't afford a Motor Carp. They cost 1000 squid
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forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!
It's called a Cod Bike
I prefer Motor Carp's personally.
I couldn't afford a Motor Carp. They cost 1000 squid
Same. I can't work. Even at this present age, I still can't get over Marlin Monroe's death.
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Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!
It's called a Cod Bike
I prefer Motor Carp's personally.
I couldn't afford a Motor Carp. They cost 1000 squid
Same. I can't work. Even at this present age, I still can't get over Marlin Monroe's death.
I agree. It came as such a shark at the time.
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forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Pip wrote:forestfcfan wrote:Just bought a vehicle that works on water!
It's called a Cod Bike
I prefer Motor Carp's personally.
I couldn't afford a Motor Carp. They cost 1000 squid
Same. I can't work. Even at this present age, I still can't get over Marlin Monroe's death.
I agree. It came as such a shark at the time.
I mean, if I was to say I was over my grieving stage, I'd be a Lionfish.
