An ex-KGB Russian Billionaire offers you £10m to hunt you

mauro=beast wrote:buy some scientest and engineer to build underwater ship and hide in the ocean for 12 months easy money

Lux wrote:If I had the money that I would need to survive, then I'd do it.

I'll assume that in the first month the guy won't be tracking me so I can do what I like.....though after the month has started he might find out what I've been doing in the first month.

-Withdraw any cash I have. Whatever cash I can get, I need it and I need it in notes not on a card. If I withdraw everything now...that doesn't tell the spy anything as it's a pretty obvious move. If I don't have to withdraw any money for the next year or use any debit/credit cards then I'm untraceable from that perspective.

-Get a new identity...not from police as they will be bribed, from some random underground dudes. But to make it hard for him to track who I got this off.....I'd use cash to buy a train ticket to Scotland and sort out all the identity shit there. Nothing special about Scotland, but if I did it locally they're more likely to track me. I'd go to somewhere foreign but I can imagine being shanked in an alley and left to die.....plus it'd probably be fake/harder for them to get British fake documents.

-Get some random guy to buy a plane ticket for me. Get a ticket to Canada. Once I arrive in Canada....buy a car using cash and just keep driving south.....they might've found out I'm in Canada and my face would be on record with the airline so I'm moving as far away as I can. Keep driving till I'm in Chile. You use your details along the way but generally speaking it's not recorded, you just show your passport and move on.

-Get a modest house in a town....and just chill until the time is up. No logging into the internet, no using a phone....just chill....

-Profit.

kyro7 wrote:

Lux wrote:If I had the money that I would need to survive, then I'd do it.

I'll assume that in the first month the guy won't be tracking me so I can do what I like.....though after the month has started he might find out what I've been doing in the first month.

-Withdraw any cash I have. Whatever cash I can get, I need it and I need it in notes not on a card. If I withdraw everything now...that doesn't tell the spy anything as it's a pretty obvious move. If I don't have to withdraw any money for the next year or use any debit/credit cards then I'm untraceable from that perspective.

-Get a new identity...not from police as they will be bribed, from some random underground dudes. But to make it hard for him to track who I got this off.....I'd use cash to buy a train ticket to Scotland and sort out all the identity shit there. Nothing special about Scotland, but if I did it locally they're more likely to track me. I'd go to somewhere foreign but I can imagine being shanked in an alley and left to die.....plus it'd probably be fake/harder for them to get British fake documents.

-Get some random guy to buy a plane ticket for me. Get a ticket to Canada. Once I arrive in Canada....buy a car using cash and just keep driving south.....they might've found out I'm in Canada and my face would be on record with the airline so I'm moving as far away as I can. Keep driving till I'm in Chile. You use your details along the way but generally speaking it's not recorded, you just show your passport and move on.

-Get a modest house in a town....and just chill until the time is up. No logging into the internet, no using a phone....just chill....

-Profit.

Sorry he found you in Scotland and killed you.

kyro7 wrote:

Lux wrote:If I had the money that I would need to survive, then I'd do it.

I'll assume that in the first month the guy won't be tracking me so I can do what I like.....though after the month has started he might find out what I've been doing in the first month.

-Withdraw any cash I have. Whatever cash I can get, I need it and I need it in notes not on a card. If I withdraw everything now...that doesn't tell the spy anything as it's a pretty obvious move. If I don't have to withdraw any money for the next year or use any debit/credit cards then I'm untraceable from that perspective.

-Get a new identity...not from police as they will be bribed, from some random underground dudes. But to make it hard for him to track who I got this off.....I'd use cash to buy a train ticket to Scotland and sort out all the identity shit there. Nothing special about Scotland, but if I did it locally they're more likely to track me. I'd go to somewhere foreign but I can imagine being shanked in an alley and left to die.....plus it'd probably be fake/harder for them to get British fake documents.

-Get some random guy to buy a plane ticket for me. Get a ticket to Canada. Once I arrive in Canada....buy a car using cash and just keep driving south.....they might've found out I'm in Canada and my face would be on record with the airline so I'm moving as far away as I can. Keep driving till I'm in Chile. You use your details along the way but generally speaking it's not recorded, you just show your passport and move on.

-Get a modest house in a town....and just chill until the time is up. No logging into the internet, no using a phone....just chill....

-Profit.

Sorry he found you in Scotland and killed you.

grenade187 wrote:My life > £10m. If I was feeling suicidal one day or whatever I probably would. Ill go hide in a cave. Took the worlds best ever force 10 years to find Osama

Adz wrote:I would just stay in my house and listen to Music by Panic! at the Disco. That would be worse than being hunted IMO.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:This is what happened to Mourinho after he left Chelsea isn't it?

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:Stay where i am. They wont expect that

ZlatanFabregas wrote:Challenge accepted

1. Go to a loan shark, get a lot of money.

2. At the end of the month, I go onto Facebook and announce how depressed and scared I am because of all this shit that I'm about to get into.

3. Declare that I will commit suicide.

4. Drive a car into a lake with some explosives and all my identity and shit inside

5. Run away

6. Get in touch with some top class illegal immigrants, sneak out of the country.

7. ex-KGB guy gives up chase because I'm dead

8. Year later I turn up

9. Problem ex-KGB guy?

10. ??????

11. Profit

I win.