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Football funny's.

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Football funny's.

by Guest Thu Sep 01, 2011 11:55 pm

Don't have to be jokes just funny shit you read. Been reading a few lately..

Mr Mertesacker come to office. He ask why everyone so small. "Training like being in the Fucking Hobbit" he say while carrying Theo & Ryo.

Jermaine Beckford has revealed that he joined Leceister City because David Moyes doesn't like him. lol.

Things are that bad at Everton, David Moyes has told sources that they can't even afford a rumour.

People get so jumpy on deadline day. Bellamy having his medical. One knee currently discovered. No sign of a neck. #LFC

Hargreaves' move to Manchester City breaks down amid injury scare, Apparently, he fell out the transfer window!

In a last minute bid, Arsenal have offered £35m for Gadaffi. They've never seen him play but heard everyone's after him.

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Re: Football funny's.

by ResurrectionRooney Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:00 am

I'd 8-2 be an Arsenal fan right now.

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Re: Football funny's.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:01 am

Parker joins Everton. David Moyes thanks Kenwright for his new pen.

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Re: Football funny's.

by ResurrectionRooney Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:02 am

I missed the Man U v Arsenal match as I was having a sex session with my wife, but I got the goal updates on my phone which was handy as I used it as a vibrator.

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Re: Football funny's.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:03 am

ResurrectionRooney wrote:I missed the Man U v Arsenal match as I was having a sex session with my wife, but I got the goal updates on my phone which was handy as I used it as a vibrator.

rofl

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Re: Football funny's.

by ResurrectionRooney Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:03 am

Watching the football with my granddad last night he said; "That Nignog in the Liverpool team's rubbish!"
I said; "Ngog? It's pronounced "un-go", Granddad."

So this afternoon we're watching the football again and he says; "There's a lot of fucking un-goes in this Arsenal team!"

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Re: Football funny's.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:06 am

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Watching the football with my granddad last night he said; "That Nignog in the Liverpool team's rubbish!"
I said; "Ngog? It's pronounced "un-go", Granddad."

So this afternoon we're watching the football again and he says; "There's a lot of fucking un-goes in this Arsenal team!"

doh

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Re: Football funny's.

by Cadbury Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:09 am

Took me a while.

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Re: Football funny's.

by ResurrectionRooney Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:10 am

BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man.

Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott.

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Re: Football funny's.

by ResurrectionRooney Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:12 am

The kids from Alder Hey Hospital are going to the Emirates today to cheer the players up.

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Re: Football funny's.

by Phadunkin Donuts Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:13 am

Chris.. look what you've started.. facepalm

facepalm

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Re: Football funny's.

by ResurrectionRooney Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:14 am

What's the difference between North London and a triangle?

A triangle's got 3 points.

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Re: Football funny's.

by ResurrectionRooney Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:21 am

Arsenal players didn't have breakfast this morning. They apparently 8-2 much last night.

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Re: Football funny's.

by ResurrectionRooney Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:30 am

I do have a few jokes about Liverpool but the Liverpool fans would probably get so upset they'd try to get me banned.

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Re: Football funny's.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 12:37 am

justaddfinesse wrote:Chris.. look what you've started..

I just made a thread for football funny's dont blame me for this ResRooney blog shit. Neutral

Neutral

ResurrectionRooney wrote:I do have a few jokes about Liverpool but the Liverpool fans would probably get so upset they'd try to get me banned.

Not one mod is a Liverpool fan, 2 are arsenal fans yet you still make them jokes so don't worry.

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Re: Football funny's.

by Pippo Fri Sep 02, 2011 1:15 am

I couldnt find a suitable card to get for Jose Mourinho, so in the end I got one that said, 'To A Special One'.

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Re: Football funny's.

by ResurrectionRooney Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:24 am

Just rang Old Trafford to ask what time kick off was, "every 10 minutes" they told me.

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Re: Football funny's.

by Jordi Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:29 am

ResurrectionRooney wrote:BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man.

Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott.

rofl

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Re: Football funny's.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:33 am

Owen Hargreaves moves to Man City on a free, In other news, the Man City physio has hung himself.

Whats the difference between Tony Pulis and a cunt?

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Re: Football funny's.

by Schnix Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:45 am

Scandal rips La Liga as 5 Barcelona players were found not cheating.

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Re: Football funny's.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:46 am

BREAKING NEWS !!! Everton has signed Korean striker Foo-King-No-Wan.

BBC Sport: Manager Gary Speed calls for 'horrible Wales.'
If he needs any help, I have the address of Kerry Katona.

Over 300 Premier League players were affected during the transfer window. Almost as many as have slept with Imogen Thomas

The England football team go to a theatre for a break from training.
Â Suddenly Emile gets up and walks on to the stage.
Fabio Capello shouts, "Heskey! What are you doing up there?" Heskey replies, "Doing what you said boss. Holding up the play."

It's finally happened for arsenal. I could see all their fans cheering as the news was announced.
Bendtner has gone.

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Re: Football funny's.

by Grenade Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:56 am

ResurrectionRooney wrote:BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man.

Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott.

Laughing

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Re: Football funny's.

by Ben Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:07 am

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Watching the football with my granddad last night he said; "That Nignog in the Liverpool team's rubbish!"
I said; "Ngog? It's pronounced "un-go", Granddad."

So this afternoon we're watching the football again and he says; "There's a lot of fucking un-goes in this Arsenal team!"

rofl

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Re: Football funny's.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 2:55 pm

ResurrectionRooney wrote:I missed the Man U v Arsenal match as I was having a sex session with my wife, but I got the goal updates on my phone which was handy as I used it as a vibrator.

Schnix wrote:Scandal rips La Liga as 5 Barcelona players were found not cheating.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:BBC SPORT: Kilmarnock interested in Belgian defender Mark de Man.

Apparently, they are also interested in his compatriots, striker Skor de Gaulle and goalkeeper Bloek de Schott.

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Watching the football with my granddad last night he said; "That Nignog in the Liverpool team's rubbish!"
I said; "Ngog? It's pronounced "un-go", Granddad."

So this afternoon we're watching the football again and he says; "There's a lot of fucking un-goes in this Arsenal team!"

rofl

rofl

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Re: Football funny's.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:01 pm

Adz wrote:

It's finally happened for arsenal. I could see all their fans cheering as the news was announced.
Bendtner has gone.

Laughing

Laughing

That is so true.

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Re: Football funny's.

by Guest Fri Sep 02, 2011 3:59 pm

ResurrectionRooney wrote:I missed the Man U v Arsenal match as I was having a sex session with my wife, but I got the goal updates on my phone which was handy as I used it as a vibrator.

Laughing

ResurrectionRooney wrote:Watching the football with my granddad last night he said; "That Nignog in the Liverpool team's rubbish!"
I said; "Ngog? It's pronounced "un-go", Granddad."

So this afternoon we're watching the football again and he says; "There's a lot of fucking un-goes in this Arsenal team!"

rofl

rofl

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