Jess should start a chatting up thread for poor saps like Crump to practice on. Bout time she does something constructive for this forum. 
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Cristiano-
- Formerly known as : NiTRO
Posts : 1100
Age : 29
Location : Miami , FL
Supports : Real Madrid
OMG.Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:"let me work these magic fingers baby, oh yeah let me make you wet, do you like that baby?"
"crump that's my belly button"
Ricardo-
- Posts : 4561
Age : 30
Location : London
Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:"let me work these magic fingers baby, oh yeah let me make you wet, do you like that baby?"
"crump that's my belly button"
Marvin- .
- Posts : 13039
Age : 34
Location : Hollyoaks
Supports : Hollyoaks
As a promoter/DJ, it's the ideal site really.
Only thing that fucks me off is those Farmville/Horoscopes thing that come up everytime.
Only thing that fucks me off is those Farmville/Horoscopes thing that come up everytime.
crump-
- Posts : 20116
It wasn't my chat-up lines I don't bother with girls unless they speak to me
You guys
dena-
- Posts : 18688
Age : 35
Location : only place to find base heads and hot women
In other words you don't bother with girls.
crump-
- Posts : 20116
dena wrote:In other words you don't bother with girls.
Yeah, I'd prefer to speak to them in person than making shit small talk over the power of ascii.
Cristiano-
- Formerly known as : NiTRO
Posts : 1100
Age : 29
Location : Miami , FL
Supports : Real Madrid
Crump is getting ranked on by everyone. 
Uncle John from Jamaica-
- Posts : 8455
Age : 32
Marvin wrote:As a promoter/DJ, it's the ideal site really.
Only thing that fucks me off is those Farmville/Horoscopes thing that come up everytime.
Pm me your DJ page if you have one.
Childish Logic-
- Formerly known as : NZG
Posts : 13745
Age : 32
Supports : Lucas
thisSean wrote:Im a dick I start convo's then get bored and ignore all their replies
Jess wrote:People, especially boys, who come up on chat asking me to like their new profile picture/status.
Are you serious?
Jess-
- Posts : 4485
Age : 31
Location : Surrey
Yeah, I get it quite a bit. Even on BBM people are like 'can you like my new facebook status please' - so pathetic.
Marvin- .
- Posts : 13039
Age : 34
Location : Hollyoaks
Supports : Hollyoaks
I'm not a proper DJ, like I don't have my own page.Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Marvin wrote:As a promoter/DJ, it's the ideal site really.
Only thing that fucks me off is those Farmville/Horoscopes thing that come up everytime.
Pm me your DJ page if you have one.
I just promote at the moment and sometimes tag along to sets.
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That's really sad
Ive never asked anyone to like anything i've done, they just do it on their own accord
Ive never asked anyone to like anything i've done, they just do it on their own accord
Childish Logic-
- Formerly known as : NZG
Posts : 13745
Age : 32
Supports : Lucas
wow, some people have no lives 
but yeah BBMs are shit.
but yeah BBMs are shit.
Fanatic-
- Posts : 4855
Facebook is a joke. Was forced to join but deactivated it within 2 weeks.
Few gripes: attention seekers, ugly girls posing, people acting differently to how they do in real life, generic statuses...
fucking awful.
Few gripes: attention seekers, ugly girls posing, people acting differently to how they do in real life, generic statuses...
fucking awful.
crump-
- Posts : 20116
BlackBerry messenger is FUCKING AWFUL.
I only like the internet on it, apps and games.
I only like the internet on it, apps and games.
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If a girl is on cam sucking a breadstick while purposely getting you to look then wtf does that mean?
Childish Logic-
- Formerly known as : NZG
Posts : 13745
Age : 32
Supports : Lucas
James wrote:If a girl is on cam sucking a breadstick while purposely getting you to look then wtf does that mean?
why a bread stick??
Are all girls in England sluts?
ShakerMatty-
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Posts : 13609
Age : 29
Location : Mancunian way
Supports : Bury and Salford RLFC
I use BBM mostly now, My mate was talking to random girls the other week whilst i was downstairs so i look like a right perv 
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Ricardo-
- Posts : 4561
Age : 30
Location : London
Jess wrote:Yeah, I get it quite a bit. Even on BBM people are like 'can you like my new facebook status please' - so pathetic.
Yeah some girl told me to like her relationship status the other day. Still got no likes I think
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NZG wrote:James wrote:If a girl is on cam sucking a breadstick while purposely getting you to look then wtf does that mean?
why a bread stick??
Are all girls in England sluts?
She was eating her dinner...
crump-
- Posts : 20116
Burytilidie wrote:I use BBM mostly now, My mate was talking to random girls the other week whilst i was downstairs so i look like a right perv
Give me your BBM
ShakerMatty-
- Formerly known as : Burytillidie
Posts : 13609
Age : 29
Location : Mancunian way
Supports : Bury and Salford RLFC
crump wrote:Burytilidie wrote:I use BBM mostly now, My mate was talking to random girls the other week whilst i was downstairs so i look like a right perv
Give me your BBM
Grenade-
- Formerly known as : grenade187
Posts : 9113
Age : 43
I sometimes use it to play games or chat with people.
Its true people show another side on facebook. I catch people chatting shit all the time saying they own this car and are friends with this celebrity etc. I sometimes troll the people who post sob story's wanting attention now
Its true people show another side on facebook. I catch people chatting shit all the time saying they own this car and are friends with this celebrity etc. I sometimes troll the people who post sob story's wanting attention now
Muhkoo-
- Posts : 1687
Age : 34
Location : Kastrup, Denmark
Supports : AFC AJAX X X X
NZG wrote:James wrote:If a girl is on cam sucking a breadstick while purposely getting you to look then wtf does that mean?
why a bread stick??
Are all girls in England sluts?
Yes
Don't know, quite like it. People may have a different approach to it here though, close to half of the population have an active account. There are somethings i don't like but as some people really need to find out, you can block people's and applications spam. Use it to arrange parties, the groups are nice if you want to get a message out to specific people, used it a bit this summer to get people to go to the beach instead of having to call around or send text messages to everyone.
Kris-
- Posts : 842
Age : 32
Location : Surprisingly close to Lyngby stadium, Denmark
crump wrote:Talk about Facebook here, seeing as alot of people have it. What annoys you and what do you like? Top of my annoy list is attention whores that post sad statuses for typical "Whats up bbz? x" and "Chat? x".
I was also seriously thinkng of removing everyone off my friends-list who I don't speak to, leaving me with only like 100 - 130 friends. Is it worth it?
Guest- Guest
Logging on to facebook and logging off with an erection.
Don't lie, this happens to all of us.
Don't lie, this happens to all of us.
Theo Filippo-
- Formerly known as : Filippo Inzaghi
Posts : 21636
Age : 30
I hate people who are quiet as fuck in person but perceive themselves to be loud and interesting on FB
