Best facebook status?

what was the best one you have seen the best one is "I did it! not sure if there is a thread like this

Some guy posted this one last night:

TV license guy, me: no TV here, well therz an ariel on the roof, i was like, wel therz sum milk in the fridge, doznt mean therz a cow in the kitchen :/

51 viewers and ony one reply and lol lfc

lmfao thats petty good

Her birthday is 1 day after mine

Love cave between my legs. Jesus..

Best ones are usually found here.

http://failbook.failblog.org/

ya but there the best ones you have seen on ure actual bl or used your self

One of my mates: "Life's a ditch, and then you fall in it."

3 minutes ago. Some lad in the year above me, he's so joke


Just applied to be a Hoover designer at dyson, lol

That's brilliant

Just seen this on my news feed, made me laugh

Scouser_Dave wrote:

I see my pun class is paying off

grenade187 wrote:

It took me a while to understand the last comeback.