Facebook

Talk about Facebook here, seeing as alot of people have it. What annoys you and what do you like? Top of my annoy list is attention whores that post sad statuses for typical "Whats up bbz? x" and "Chat? x".

I was also seriously thinkng of removing everyone off my friends-list who I don't speak to, leaving me with only like 100 - 130 friends. Is it worth it?

I have a select group of like 8 people who I appear online to. This stemmed from girls I didn't care for who kept bothering me.

Yeah, I'm miserable.

Im a dick I start convo's then get bored and ignore all their replies

Same Sean, I fancy a conv. then I'm like FFS PISS OFF!

People, especially boys, who come up on chat asking me to like their new profile picture/status.

'Like this for you're the one'


Most annoying thing on Facebook. Year 10's constantly do them, and the same people like the status's each time, so all I fucking see on my news Feed every week is the same thing to the same people.



I find Facebook pretty boring now. Haven't made a status in ages.

Right, so lads/ladies.

Is it better do delete every single mother fucker you don't speak to? Ene dup with like 95 - 105 friends?

Not really, I like having everyone i know on there even if I don't speak to them. I speak to some people that I don't bother with much in real life on chat sometimes.

Oh yeah those 'like this for a paragraph things'
though it's funny when some random likes them and the persons like 'erm, I don't really know you but you seem nice x'

I deleted most of the people I don't talk to already, it's not as annoying anymore. I just hate people who are too serious on FB.

I delete people but then I accept people again so my friends build back up

Im a fb addict tbh, use it way too much, even though its filled with boring cunts telling about their boring lives

If I was to delete people I don't talk to on chat, I would have about 10 friends. I can never be bothered starting chats, I watch my mate sit and say 'hi' to about 8 girls to start pointless chat, and their replies make it clear they just aren't bothered.

I don't even have a Facebook. /hipstermode

CBF speaking to girls

hey
hey
how are you lately?
good you?
good
cool
*tumbleweed*
(pointless flirt using something girl did to boy like 5 years ago)
my knee hurts from that pen you threw at me in yr10 still
awww lol
*tumbleweed*

My mate made himself look like such a dick the other day. He's trying to get it on with this 14 y/o the dirty bastard, and he was annoyed with her, so he un-friended her. Then she added him. So he accepted

Then she wrote on his wall 'Why did you delete me'

So he wrote on hers 'cos i was annoyed with you!'

She put back 'LOL' which got about 12 likes, and added to his humiliation.


And all this was on her birthday

crump wrote:CBF speaking to girls

hey
hey
how are you lately?
good you?
good
cool
*tumbleweed*
(pointless flirt using something girl did to boy like 5 years ago)
my knee hurts from that pen you threw at me in yr10 still
awww lol
*tumbleweed*

With game like that, it's no surprise you get bored!

crump wrote:CBF speaking to girls

hey
hey
how are you lately?
good you?
good
cool
*tumbleweed*
(pointless flirt using something girl did to boy like 5 years ago)
my knee hurts from that pen you threw at me in yr10 still
awww lol
*tumbleweed*

No wonder girls aren't interested if you write *tumbleweed* to them. I'd be scared if i was a girl

crump wrote:CBF speaking to girls

hey
hey
how are you lately?
good you?
good
cool
*tumbleweed*
(pointless flirt using something girl did to boy like 5 years ago)
my knee hurts from that pen you threw at me in yr10 still
awww lol
*tumbleweed*

serious?

I've seen other people do that John.

I'M SERIOUSLY CONSIDERING CLEARING OUT MY FRIENDS LIST

Lol what the fuck are you playing at Crump?

Poor Crump

THAT'S NOT AN EXAMPLE OF HOW I TALK TO GIRLS

Sounds like they hit a nerve.

Mine go like this


Hey
Heyyy
Im going to dedicate a song to you
ok?
cos you're amazing, just the way you are
omg i love you <3

^

Crump we all know thats your best material, shocking

"let me work these magic fingers baby, oh yeah let me make you wet, do you like that baby?"

"crump that's my belly button"