by Guest Fri May 20, 2011 8:52 am
BREAKING NEWS!
Forest, Chairman of the Playmaker FC, has today announced the successor to Liverpool Fc 4 Eva. Big Al, as he is commonly known as, was dismissed for showing a complete lack of professionalism in his duties as manager. Forest took action immediately, and Big Al was shown the door. This led to widespread speculation that Mc Babel was the man to take over; however, these rumours were quickly dismissed by Forest.
"It is true that Mc Babel was considered for the role. Among the many applications received however, the standard of his was terrible to say the least. There were no structure shown in the CV. We here at Playmaker FC specialise in perfection"
So that was that, MC Babel was left devastated at rejection, and declined to comment. However, Forest did state this; which will hopefully soften the blow.
"We hope to see MC Babel attend many more matches of ours to come. He is always welcome here, along with his girls"
So now the media were left wondering. Who will be named the new manager? Well, we present to you, the Official Statement.
"It is a great pleasure to welcome you all here today. As you know, Big Al was dismissed, and a search for a replacement was carried out. We received many applicants. Many however, were poor. There were only 2 applicants which stood out. We have decided to have a complete overhaul of First Team affairs, and would like to announce not only a new Manager, but also a new Ass Man (Resurection Rooney - You're Fired). Taking the role as the new Ass Man, I would like a round of applause for.. The Moose Hunter! The Moose Hunter handed in a short, but formal CV. In fact, his CV was one of only 2 formal CV's handed in. Other CV's sent to me included abuse. One in particular said that I suck cock. I would like to make it known, live on air, that I do not suck cock. The sender of said CV has been banned from any future games he may wish to attend. Working alongside The Moose Hunter, the news you've all been eagerly waiting for. Today, I can announce, the new Manager of Playmaker FC is.... Pip! Pip handed in a marvellous CV. His CV was the only one that would have been accepted in the real world. It was laid out to perfection. The content wasn't bad either. Speaking Polish and Arabic is a huge advantage to a club like us which deals with all sorts of Nationalities in the squad. Pip's appointment as Manager has now left a vacancy for the job as Waterboy! CV's will be considered from all members!"
Scott do you own a pair? could put them in for games.
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