...and created our own Sunday League team, who would be in your squad, manager, assistant, waterboy, physio and mascot?
Not aloud to choose yourself.
Manager:
Liverpool fc 4 eva
Probably too old to play football at a good level. He's seen the greats such as DALGLISH AND IAN RUSH
This will give our team an experienced coach. Also, he's Scottish. Scotland produces some quality managers such as Sir Alex Ferguson, Billy Davies, David Moyes, Kenny Dalglish etc etc. The list is endless.
Goalkeeper:
GK01
The youngest member of the squad, yet the tallest. GK01 is my first choice keeper by a long way
Right Back:
Moscowmadeit3
The oldest outfield player in the squad. Right Back's tend to be old in some teams so Moscow is the perfect candidate.
Centre Back:
Danny
Is a beast in the air. Forms a strong partnership with fellow Centre Back Pilkz. As the chant from the terraces goes, 'You'll Never Beat Big Danny!' Also, Danny is the John Terry of the team. I'm sure you all remember Sofie/Best Mate scenario.
Centre Back:
Pilkz
Another beast. Too big for his age, it's unnatural. Wins everything in the air. He is the Luke Chambers of our squad, quality.
Left Back:
Mal
I read in the chat thread that he said he is good at fucking, so he is the Ashley Cole of Playmaker FC
Right Midfield:
Kuled
Tricky little shit on FIFA, so i'll expect the same from him in real life. Kuled is the Messi of our team. His Mum comes to watch our games too
Centre Midfield:
Luke
The next Paul Scholes.
Centre Midfield:
Kyro
Biggest post count, most appearances. A real leader. Kyro is the captain. Fined by the FA many times for comments made by him.
Left Midfield:
Dean
Ex Tottenham and Everton. Our best player.
Striker:
Moorzy
Just like his idol Wayne Rooney, this young lad has grown up in the rough streets of Liverpool, and following in his idols foot steps, has also played for Everton youth.
Striker:
James
Loves winding the opposition up, has great self confidence, and is as good as Matty Fryatt.
Subs:
Polska, Dan, Jela, Zzonked, Jordi, Che, Rolo
-Polska is our Polish keeper, apparently they are really good
-Dan is Frank Lampard. Wants to be a teacher so is clever. Lampard is clever too.
-Jela is our Diouf. Winds everyone up but loved by very little.
-Zzonked is Super Mario cos he's a City fan
-Jordi is Gareth Bale, Southampton boy
-Che is Chicarito cos he's Mexican
-Rolo is Antonio Valencia
Assistant Manager: Resurection Rooney. Should get along very well with the manager, Liverpool fc 4 eva
Waterboy: Pip. He will only give us water after telling us a pun. If we want to finish top, we've got to be Firsty for success
Mascot: SBSP. He will laugh at us through thick and thin
Physio: Jess. I doubt you'd want any other members rubbing you up.
Not aloud to choose yourself.
Manager:
Liverpool fc 4 eva
Probably too old to play football at a good level. He's seen the greats such as DALGLISH AND IAN RUSH
This will give our team an experienced coach. Also, he's Scottish. Scotland produces some quality managers such as Sir Alex Ferguson, Billy Davies, David Moyes, Kenny Dalglish etc etc. The list is endless.Goalkeeper:
GK01
The youngest member of the squad, yet the tallest. GK01 is my first choice keeper by a long way
Right Back:
Moscowmadeit3
The oldest outfield player in the squad. Right Back's tend to be old in some teams so Moscow is the perfect candidate.
Centre Back:
Danny
Is a beast in the air. Forms a strong partnership with fellow Centre Back Pilkz. As the chant from the terraces goes, 'You'll Never Beat Big Danny!' Also, Danny is the John Terry of the team. I'm sure you all remember Sofie/Best Mate scenario.
Centre Back:
Pilkz
Another beast. Too big for his age, it's unnatural. Wins everything in the air. He is the Luke Chambers of our squad, quality.
Left Back:
Mal
I read in the chat thread that he said he is good at fucking, so he is the Ashley Cole of Playmaker FC
Right Midfield:
Kuled
Tricky little shit on FIFA, so i'll expect the same from him in real life. Kuled is the Messi of our team. His Mum comes to watch our games too
Centre Midfield:
Luke
The next Paul Scholes.
Centre Midfield:
Kyro
Biggest post count, most appearances. A real leader. Kyro is the captain. Fined by the FA many times for comments made by him.
Left Midfield:
Dean
Ex Tottenham and Everton. Our best player.
Striker:
Moorzy
Just like his idol Wayne Rooney, this young lad has grown up in the rough streets of Liverpool, and following in his idols foot steps, has also played for Everton youth.
Striker:
James
Loves winding the opposition up, has great self confidence, and is as good as Matty Fryatt.
Subs:
Polska, Dan, Jela, Zzonked, Jordi, Che, Rolo
-Polska is our Polish keeper, apparently they are really good
-Dan is Frank Lampard. Wants to be a teacher so is clever. Lampard is clever too.
-Jela is our Diouf. Winds everyone up but loved by very little.
-Zzonked is Super Mario cos he's a City fan
-Jordi is Gareth Bale, Southampton boy
-Che is Chicarito cos he's Mexican
-Rolo is Antonio Valencia
Assistant Manager: Resurection Rooney. Should get along very well with the manager, Liverpool fc 4 eva
Waterboy: Pip. He will only give us water after telling us a pun. If we want to finish top, we've got to be Firsty for success
Mascot: SBSP. He will laugh at us through thick and thin
Physio: Jess. I doubt you'd want any other members rubbing you up.
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