Your finest moments as a child

Walking into numerous glass doors.

Pushing this bully off the swing that was 3 years older than me. I was a fucking hard nut when I was 5.

Adz wrote:Pushing this bully off the swing that was 3 years older than me. I was a fucking hard nut when I was 5.

I kicked a kid in the balls when I was 4

he was 8

Riding my first moped when I was 10. A Honda Cub 90. I had no idea what to do with the gears and clutch but I managed.

Similar to Jord. When I was 11 I nicked £80 worth of Pokemon cards from Warner Village on Regent Street. I got arrested. Not exactly a fine moment but it sticks out.

Walking past some boy called Julian's house then my friend Lee just jumps off the balcony (two floors high). Five minutes later the house is on fire.

My finest moment as a child was toking my first joint at the age of 12. Haven't looked back.

I would add holidays and fucking but that shit's boring.


EDIT: Some of you still are children.

We started a trend of stealing bread crates from the back of SPAR and going down the skate ramp on them!

There was a lad who lived on my street with Down Syndrome and he was getting bullied me and my mate beat the bully up when we was 9

First Joint at 12, I was on mega munchies and bought 5 bags of Space Raiders

Did anyone else used to steal those pick & mix sweets from the shop as a kid?

I was a pro at it, went about 20 days straight without getting caught.

JMB_94 wrote:Did anyone else used to steal those pick & mix sweets from the shop as a kid?

I was a pro at it, went about 20 days straight without getting caught.

That's what I was like as a kid, just stealing little things. The kids nowadays are fucked. I walked past my local corner shop a few weeks ago and the kids were walking out with the fridge.

we use knock thing over in our corner shop so the guy would chase us down the street

and i remember the time were there was this 12 year old we were 8 and about 5 of us batterd him becasue he was picking on our mate

Mal wrote:

JMB_94 wrote:Did anyone else used to steal those pick & mix sweets from the shop as a kid?

I was a pro at it, went about 20 days straight without getting caught.

That's what I was like as a kid, just stealing little things. The kids nowadays are fucked. I walked past my local corner shop a few weeks ago and the kids were walking out with the fridge.

Oh yah, probably counts...

First smoked when I was 13, quit when I was 14.

Being born.

Jess wrote:Allowing my two friends to hide me inside a suitcase, which their dad then put into the back of their car, as they were going on holiday to France and I wanted to go with them.

They got as far as the bottom of the road before my mum realised I was missing.



Could probably think of more...

Not exactly the same but one time we went to Butlins. There was 8 of us in a normal 5 seater car.

So 2 in front, 3 in back, 2 sat down between the front and backseats and one in front of the passenger seat

Friends dad shit himself when we got near Butlins and there was a police car behind us, ofc we didn't get caught but it was hardcore.

Also got lost at Butlins on the first day, was with my brother but we was only little, someone woman came up and I started screaming because I thought she was gonna kidnap us.

Starting drinking and smoking weed waaaay too early
Still do both waaaay too often:|

Being the first one to introduce Pokemon at school
My dad 'accidently' knocking me down esculators...i was scared of them for ages
Being part of the unbeaten football team at junior school
Everytime i went the cinema i used to run down to the bottom during the trailors and start dancing

James wrote:Not exactly the same but one time we went to Butlins. There was 8 of us in a normal 5 seater car.

So 2 in front, 3 in back, 2 sat down between the front and backseats and one in front of the passenger seat

Friends dad shit himself when we got near Butlins and there was a police car behind us, ofc we didn't get caught but it was hardcore.

We used to do this quite a bit when I was younger..but we had this big Citreon Picasso and the back seats could be moved up/down so you could get into the boot......so there were sometimes 2/3 of us in the boot

My Junior school football team where deadly, as 3/4 of them now play for the youth sections of League Two/Conference teams (Including myself). We played a team at Colchesters old ground and they where supposibly amazing and they had a Ipswich Town goalie at the time, just say, he had one of the worst days infont of goal in his 'youth career'.

I guess it was my first ever goals. I scored 2 in a match, both from the halfway line.

My childhood was good, but finest moments? Don't think I've had any real standouts, the best part of my life has occurred once I entered high school and to the present, my childhood was kind of restricted.

Running headfirst into a swing-set.

My dad once tied a piece of cotton to a string and told my uncle that he had captured a cloud... my uncle believed him.

Stole some fun-gums and they were foam teeth so i had to pretend they were my teeth.
Saying Bee You Frame instead of You've Been Framed

making a boy cry the next day who was bullying me because i beat him up.
the cunt said i was bullying him!

Use to run into walls (idk how lol) when i was little
dared a kid to clog the toilet with toilet paper in primary school. teacher cancelled my recess. stupid cunt.
i vomited on my school desk in primary school, another student cleaned it up hehe.
slept in a closet when i was 11, parents couldn't find me.

Kulud wrote:Sucking on my mothers tities

Well there was an idiot in the class,he was running away from a friend of mine and I tripped his legs,he fell down and then run even faster than before.
I was later congratulated by my classmates..
Good times....

Mr Leiva wrote:

Kulud wrote:Sucking on my mothers tities

Kulud?