Your finest moments as a child

• Texted my dads boss saying "Smell you later".
• Was violently sick while on the London underground while it was almost full.
• Got the Alice in Wonderland maze in Disneyland Paris closed for about an hour when I ran away from my dad because the point of a maze is to get lost.

Cam wrote:I killed Osama Bin Laden

Dan wrote:I was told by my older cousin that 'the swimming pool was a toilet' so I dropped me shorts and went for a pee on the side. Got the pool closed.

Jess wrote:Allowing my two friends to hide me inside a suitcase, which their dad then put into the back of their car, as they were going on holiday to France and I wanted to go with them.

They got as far as the bottom of the road before my mum realised I was missing.



Could probably think of more...

polska. wrote:Ooh that reminds me.

Stealing Yu-Gi-Oh cards from Indigo. I stole a fucking shitload of them. Needless to be said, I had the best deck at school.

Wouldn't be surprised if they installed them sensors purely because of me.

I also stole lots of other kids Yu-Gi-Oh cards as well.

There was this local chinese candy shop I always stole from too. Though everyone did, well through highschool. I however started doing so at the tender age of 7.

Erm what else... I once broke open one of those machines where you put a coin in and candy or toys come out. Snatched everything in there.

Remember I once snatched the guy infront of me's fries at McDonalds once and put them in my pocket. He later had a fight with the cashier.

I also remember being at Shoppers Drug Mart and taking a box of kit-kat and scratching out the tag beyond recognition and putting it in my mom's purse. It worked. Though my mom got pissed off at me and kept all the kit-kat to herself.

Anyone else noticing a trend here?

polska. wrote:Ooh that reminds me.

Stealing Yu-Gi-Oh cards from Indigo. I stole a fucking shitload of them. Needless to be said, I had the best deck at school.

Wouldn't be surprised if they installed them sensors purely because of me.

I also stole lots of other kids Yu-Gi-Oh cards as well.

There was this local chinese candy shop I always stole from too. Though everyone did, well through highschool. I however started doing so at the tender age of 7.

Erm what else... I once broke open one of those machines where you put a coin in and candy or toys come out. Snatched everything in there.

Remember I once snatched the guy infront of me's fries at McDonalds once and put them in my pocket. He later had a fight with the cashier.

I also remember being at Shoppers Drug Mart and taking a box of kit-kat and scratching out the tag beyond recognition and putting it in my mom's purse. It worked. Though my mom got pissed off at me and kept all the kit-kat to herself.

Anyone else noticing a trend here?

NZG wrote:

polska. wrote:Ooh that reminds me.

Stealing Yu-Gi-Oh cards from Indigo. I stole a fucking shitload of them. Needless to be said, I had the best deck at school.

Wouldn't be surprised if they installed them sensors purely because of me.

I also stole lots of other kids Yu-Gi-Oh cards as well.

There was this local chinese candy shop I always stole from too. Though everyone did, well through highschool. I however started doing so at the tender age of 7.

Erm what else... I once broke open one of those machines where you put a coin in and candy or toys come out. Snatched everything in there.

Remember I once snatched the guy infront of me's fries at McDonalds once and put them in my pocket. He later had a fight with the cashier.

I also remember being at Shoppers Drug Mart and taking a box of kit-kat and scratching out the tag beyond recognition and putting it in my mom's purse. It worked. Though my mom got pissed off at me and kept all the kit-kat to herself.

Anyone else noticing a trend here?

Typical polish

Lux wrote:Stuffing valuable shit into those £2 pick n mix cups they used to sell at Woolworths....and putting pick n mix ontop to hide it

Chip wrote:stole a meal from McDonalds with my mate a few months ago

I drove through the drive through told the lady at the first window I had made a wrong turn, she said continue through

then at the next window I got the meal of the people behind me. Then we sped off

(We saw it on youtube earlier so we knew what to do)