froggy22 wrote:Didn't realise they took the Bins out on a Bank Holiday
Would have worked, but he was killed on a Sunday. I'd assume there is no rubbish collection then anyways.
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Scuba Steve-
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Would have worked, but he was killed on a Sunday. I'd assume there is no rubbish collection then anyways.
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I don't get it.froggy22 wrote:Didn't realise they took the Bins out on a Bank Holiday
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People won't get it in America, because he was killed at 4 AM english time which is on the back holiday.
Scuba Steve-
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It was announced that he was killed then. He was actually killed around 6 or 7 pm in the UK.
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Scuba Steve wrote:It was announced that he was killed then. He was actually killed around 6 or 7 pm in the UK.
Bank holiday weekend..
Sean-
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Oh my, I present to you theee worst Bin Laden joke you shall ever hear..
yes. they ask miss south carolina: hey, have you heard about Osama bin laden's death? she answers: oh, too bad, mr bin (bean) was very funny
I apologise but it had to be shown
yes. they ask miss south carolina: hey, have you heard about Osama bin laden's death? she answers: oh, too bad, mr bin (bean) was very funny
I apologise but it had to be shown
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President Bush tried, and failed.
President Clinton tried, and failed.
President Obama tried, and succeeded.
The moral of this is...
If you want someone dead, hire a black man...
President Clinton tried, and failed.
President Obama tried, and succeeded.
The moral of this is...
If you want someone dead, hire a black man...
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Turns out he was an Arsenal supporter..
After their 1-0 win over United last night he ran outside shouting "Come on the Gunners!" Well i guess the muppet regrets that.....
After their 1-0 win over United last night he ran outside shouting "Come on the Gunners!" Well i guess the muppet regrets that.....
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Sean wrote:Oh my, I present to you theee worst Bin Laden joke you shall ever hear..
yes. they ask miss south carolina: hey, have you heard about Osama bin laden's death? she answers: oh, too bad, mr bin (bean) was very funny
I apologise but it had to be shown
Only one I have laughed at.
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Isn't it amazing what the Americans can do now the PSN network is down?
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Mal wrote:President Bush tried, and failed.
President Clinton tried, and failed.
President Obama tried, and succeeded.
The moral of this is...
If you want someone dead, hire a black man...
That ones the best one so far
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"Hope you enjoyed the Royal Wedding, Britain. We were busy killing Bin Laden."
Real jokes
Real jokes
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Scuba Steve wrote:froggy22 wrote:Didn't realise they took the Bins out on a Bank Holiday
Would have worked, but he was killed on a Sunday. I'd assume there is no rubbish collection then anyways.
Steve, your such a buzzkill. and its bank holiday weekend!!
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What have Osama Bin Laden and Maddie got in common?
Both had their back door smashed in before being dumped at the bottom of the ocean.
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Pip wrote:Sean wrote:Oh my, I present to you theee worst Bin Laden joke you shall ever hear..
yes. they ask miss south carolina: hey, have you heard about Osama bin laden's death? she answers: oh, too bad, mr bin (bean) was very funny
I apologise but it had to be shown
Only one I have laughed at.
Shut up Pip don't lie
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10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.
In his house.
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Jay.Davies11 wrote:Pip wrote:Sean wrote:Oh my, I present to you theee worst Bin Laden joke you shall ever hear..
yes. they ask miss south carolina: hey, have you heard about Osama bin laden's death? she answers: oh, too bad, mr bin (bean) was very funny
I apologise but it had to be shown
Only one I have laughed at.
Shut up Pip don't lie
I'm not.
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LFC_Grunners wrote:Isn't it amazing what the Americans can do now the PSN network is down?
Already used. And America pwns England.
Now go get your fucking shinebox, all of you.
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I recommend a movie titled "Goodfellas"
A shine box is something I would place my feet upon while you shine my shoes, thus giving me a higher status than you.
* Not you specifically but in theory yada yada yada
A shine box is something I would place my feet upon while you shine my shoes, thus giving me a higher status than you.
* Not you specifically but in theory yada yada yada
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Mustangt125 wrote:LFC_Grunners wrote:Isn't it amazing what the Americans can do now the PSN network is down?
Already used. And America pwns England.
Now go get your fucking shinebox, all of you.
Who invented the jet engine ...
Who started parliament ...
Who invented the train ...
Without UK, America wouldn't be where it is, now.
Plus we have Heskey!
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Ive seen Goodfellas, cant remember that part though.
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@ Leiva - Yeah no shit. England is legit, we're a former colony!
@ Sean - It's when their in the bar they own and the made Mafia man just got out of jail and hes bustin Tommy's balls and then he tells Tommy go get your shinebox cuzz when he was young Tommy shined shoes. then they come back and kill him, and Tommy breaks the gun over his head.
One of my favorite movies. De Niro is a God.
@ Sean - It's when their in the bar they own and the made Mafia man just got out of jail and hes bustin Tommy's balls and then he tells Tommy go get your shinebox cuzz when he was young Tommy shined shoes. then they come back and kill him, and Tommy breaks the gun over his head.
One of my favorite movies. De Niro is a God.
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Mustangt125 wrote:@ Leiva - Yeah no shit. England is legit, we're a former colony!
@ Sean - It's when their in the bar they own and the made Mafia man just got out of jail and hes bustin Tommy's balls and then he tells Tommy go get your shinebox cuzz when he was young Tommy shined shoes. then they come back and kill him, and Tommy breaks the gun over his head.
One of my favorite movies. De Niro is a God.
Oh yea, thats when they have him in the boot and sit and eat dinner with Tommys ma right?
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Forest wrote:6 Irishmen have drowned whilst dancing on Bin Ladens grave
Classic fucking American behaviour.
Celebrating in the streets with signs that read:Obama 1 Osama 0
Actually America I think you'll find the scoreboard currently stands at:Obama 1 Osama 3000+
NoviNovak wrote:The longest game of hide and seek is over 2nd of May 2011...
froggy22 wrote:Didn't realise they took the Bins out on a Bank Holiday
Danny wrote:A prince gets married, the bad guy is dead. It's a real Disney weekend.
Mal wrote:President Bush tried, and failed.
President Clinton tried, and failed.
President Obama tried, and succeeded.
The moral of this is...
If you want someone dead, hire a black man...
samiz wrote:Turns out he was an Arsenal supporter..
After their 1-0 win over United last night he ran outside shouting "Come on the Gunners!" Well i guess the muppet regrets that.....
Sean wrote:10 years. Trillions of dollars. Thousands of soldiers dead. State of the art technology. The US finally found Bin Laden.
In his house.
These are my faves.
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Osama is probably regretting buying a PS3 now. 
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Sean wrote:Mustangt125 wrote:@ Leiva - Yeah no shit. England is legit, we're a former colony!
@ Sean - It's when their in the bar they own and the made Mafia man just got out of jail and hes bustin Tommy's balls and then he tells Tommy go get your shinebox cuzz when he was young Tommy shined shoes. then they come back and kill him, and Tommy breaks the gun over his head.
One of my favorite movies. De Niro is a God.
Oh yea, thats when they have him in the boot and sit and eat dinner with Tommys ma right?
Yeah and they talk about her painting. Tommy i think goes "Hey looks like somebody we know haha"
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