Picking up a hooker from Omegle. 
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Guest- Guest
Picking up a hooker from Omegle. 
Guest- Guest
I know, I had to post that on here because thats pathetic.ahlycotc wrote:
ShakerMatty-
- Formerly known as : Burytillidie
Posts : 13609
Age : 29
Location : Mancunian way
Supports : Bury and Salford RLFC
Adz wrote:You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 17 f england
Stranger: cool
Stranger: 17 m england
You: cool
Stranger: nd ready to get laid
You: cool
You: where you live?
Stranger: london
Stranger: u
You: kent
Stranger: cool
You: where in london?
Stranger: u in need of money or just want sex
Stranger: im in east london
You: just sex
You: im ready
You: and waiting
Stranger: me 2
Stranger: u got a freehouse
Stranger: ?
You: no u?
Stranger: we can get a hotel
Stranger: im paying
You: okay
Stranger: if ur in need of money
Stranger: in return
Stranger: for sex
You: i need no money
Stranger: im read
Stranger: u got a sis
Stranger: ?
You: yeah but shes 22 and got a boyfreind
You: but he wont find out
Stranger: mind if i fuck both of u
Stranger: ?
You: sure
You: im so horny
Stranger: wbou ur mm
Stranger: mum*
You: no way
You: she wont know about me anyway
Stranger: why nt?
You: because she'll go crazy
Stranger: what if i seduce her
You: shes married and i dont want her to find out anyway
Stranger: cool
Stranger: whats ur numba
Stranger: we'll have phone sex
Stranger: then ill pick u upp aroundn sunday
Stranger: and we'll fuck
You: okay
Stranger: whats ur numba?
You: you do know that is the saddest thing i have ever hear a boy say, get out and get a girlfriend you fucking freak
In life, its cruel to toy with desparate people. But funny.
Guest- Guest
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: Poland ?
You: Polska
Stranger: W końcu
)
Stranger: chłopak / dziewczyna ?
You: im not polish sorry. I just know the word "polska"
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What was he/she saying, Polska?
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: Poland ?
You: Polska
Stranger: W końcu
)Stranger: chłopak / dziewczyna ?
You: im not polish sorry. I just know the word "polska"
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What was he/she saying, Polska?
Ricardo-
- Posts : 4561
Age : 30
Location : London
chłopak / dziewczyna = "Boy or Girl?" courtesy of my Polish friend.
Guest- Guest
ahlycotc wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: Poland ?
You: Polska
Stranger: W końcu
Stranger: chłopak / dziewczyna ?
You: im not polish sorry. I just know the word "polska"
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What was he/she saying, Polska?
Polska only speaks in tranny.
Kuled-
- Posts : 55235
Age : 28
Jelavic18|RFC wrote:ahlycotc wrote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hello
Stranger: Poland ?
You: Polska
Stranger: W końcu
Stranger: chłopak / dziewczyna ?
You: im not polish sorry. I just know the word "polska"
Stranger: ...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
What was he/she saying, Polska?
Polska only speaks in tranny.
Sorry Jela that really wasn't funny
Ricardo-
- Posts : 4561
Age : 30
Location : London
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey, 17 m from england
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you
You: im good, where u from?
Stranger: I'm from the philippines
Stranger: I'll understand if you'll disconnect
You: oh that's fine
You: what sort of music and sport are you into?
Stranger: I'm actually listening to the smiths
Stranger: the beatles and the cure
Stranger: I'm really not into sport how about you?
You: hmm thats cool they're quality
You: yeah, big football fan
Stranger: I'm a fan too
Stranger: do you like them too?
Stranger: do you know the band one night only?
You: yeah very much so, not massive fan but i like to listen to them here and there
You: nah not familiar with one night only
Stranger: Oh I see I'm into english band if you notice
You: yeah they've always been good musicians here
Stranger: I have to be honest I admire english people
Stranger: they have wonderful accent
You: Yes we do
You: nice to speak with you, I'm on my way now though
Stranger: okay thank you for your time
You: no problem
Stranger: hope to talk to you soon if I get another chance
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Got her on fb cause I'm so cool
Its been alright today, way more girls.
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey, 17 m from england
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: hello
Stranger: how are you
You: im good, where u from?
Stranger: I'm from the philippines
Stranger: I'll understand if you'll disconnect
You: oh that's fine
You: what sort of music and sport are you into?
Stranger: I'm actually listening to the smiths
Stranger: the beatles and the cure
Stranger: I'm really not into sport how about you?
You: hmm thats cool they're quality
You: yeah, big football fan
Stranger: I'm a fan too
Stranger: do you like them too?
Stranger: do you know the band one night only?
You: yeah very much so, not massive fan but i like to listen to them here and there
You: nah not familiar with one night only
Stranger: Oh I see I'm into english band if you notice
You: yeah they've always been good musicians here
Stranger: I have to be honest I admire english people
Stranger: they have wonderful accent
You: Yes we do
You: nice to speak with you, I'm on my way now though
Stranger: okay thank you for your time
You: no problem
Stranger: hope to talk to you soon if I get another chance
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Got her on fb cause I'm so cool
Its been alright today, way more girls.
Guest- Guest
You: hello
Stranger: this message is to all psn network users we were not targeting the psn people we were targeting sony they have been unfair to the owners of anything made by Sony we have seen that psn is under matniance so we have suspended our actions temporarily so we may find a way to hack Sony and not fatally harm psn users We are anonymous we are Legion we do not forgive we do not forget expect us
Stranger: we are legion
Stranger: we are on yalls side
Stranger: fighting for yalls rights
You: And that's why I have Xbox. Xbox > PS
Stranger: have u noticed the hacks going on in mw2
You: no, i don't play that game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Stranger: this message is to all psn network users we were not targeting the psn people we were targeting sony they have been unfair to the owners of anything made by Sony we have seen that psn is under matniance so we have suspended our actions temporarily so we may find a way to hack Sony and not fatally harm psn users We are anonymous we are Legion we do not forgive we do not forget expect us
Stranger: we are legion
Stranger: we are on yalls side
Stranger: fighting for yalls rights
You: And that's why I have Xbox. Xbox > PS
Stranger: have u noticed the hacks going on in mw2
You: no, i don't play that game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Guest- Guest
Stranger: fuck manchester united
You: hello
You: Hell yeah
You: I hate Manure
Stranger: faggots
Stranger: REAL MADRID!!!!!
You: No fuck them too
Stranger: fu
You: Barcelona all the way
Stranger: LOLO
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: BARCELONA ARE A BUNCH OF FUCKING DIVING CUNTS
You: That's true unfortunately. But Messi is fucking not human
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: messi is the alpha male
Stranger: hes the leader of the pack
Stranger: lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Guest- Guest
I'm having a conversation with someone in Spanish and it's been going on for a while. I'm glad i can get through it. I might actually be able to survive in an Spanish speaking country.
SBSP-
- Posts : 50010
Naw, those racists would probably kill you. 
Guest- Guest
FUCKKKKKKKK!!!!
My tabs just randomly started reloading in the middle of the conversation. I was going to post the script here too.
My tabs just randomly started reloading in the middle of the conversation. I was going to post the script here too.
Guest- Guest
Survive? You'll get killed with your gringo accent.ahlycotc wrote:I'm having a conversation with someone in Spanish and it's been going on for a while. I'm glad i can get through it. I might actually be able to survive in an Spanish speaking country.
Actually don't think that'd be the problem. Ahmed could probably pass for a latino.SBSP wrote:Naw, those racists would probably kill you.
Guest- Guest
Yes, Egyptians are often thought of Mexicans here. Don't know why, but I can see similarities to Latinos.
Guest- Guest
Egyptians are an interesting nationality, especially compared to their neighbors. Probably due to the invasions of the Greeks and Sea Peoples in their early history, and the already established dense population by the time of the Islamic invasions probably means that Arabs in the Middle East couldn't make as much of an impact on the gene pool of Middle Age Egypt. 
Guest- Guest
Yeah I guess so. We have been invaded quite a lot.
Guest- Guest
Yah, but like I said you always had a very high dense population along the Nile. Any invaders wouldn't have been able to impact the gene pool significantly, other than the Greeks/Sea Peoples which probably significantly changed the gene pool of lower Egypt atleast.ahlycotc wrote:Yeah I guess so. We have been invaded quite a lot.
Guest- Guest
Some 19 year old guy said he was horny. I told him I was a 13 year old girl and he said it was OK.
Fucking pedophiles!
Fucking pedophiles!
Sean-
- Posts : 33857
Age : 30
Talking to a Brazillian guy called Lucas 
Sean-
- Posts : 33857
Age : 30
You: hi
Stranger: Horny 19 male wanting older female
You: 30 year old female..
Stranger: M o f
Stranger: Any pics?
You: no, sorry
Stranger: U horny
You: very hehe
Stranger: What u wearing
You: my lacy bra and panties
You: see through
Stranger: Oh sexy baby
You: mmm, tell me what you'd like to do?
Stranger: I would like to get a lap dance
Stranger:
You: oh id like that
Stranger: U like giving those
You: just imagine me rubbing up against you
You: my 33D breasts in your face
Stranger: Oh ya
You: leaning over to you
You: and whispering in your ear....
Stranger: Yea baby
Stranger: Yes babu
Stranger: Baby
You: Im a 17 year old male you fucking freak!
Stranger: Horny 19 male wanting older female
You: 30 year old female..
Stranger: M o f
Stranger: Any pics?
You: no, sorry
Stranger: U horny
You: very hehe
Stranger: What u wearing
You: my lacy bra and panties
You: see through
Stranger: Oh sexy baby
You: mmm, tell me what you'd like to do?
Stranger: I would like to get a lap dance
Stranger:
You: oh id like that
Stranger: U like giving those
You: just imagine me rubbing up against you
You: my 33D breasts in your face
Stranger: Oh ya
You: leaning over to you
You: and whispering in your ear....
Stranger: Yea baby
Stranger: Yes babu
Stranger: Baby
You: Im a 17 year old male you fucking freak!
Guest- Guest
Stranger: hi m or f?
You: are you horny?
Stranger: ya
You: and you come on omegle? the internet is full of porn and you look on here?
You: mentalcase you
Stranger: ? k...
You: It means I'm not going to cyber with you. You fuckwit.
Stranger: y?
You: Because your mother has told me to tell you to go to bed so she can suck me off without the threat of you walking in.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: are you horny?
Stranger: ya
You: and you come on omegle? the internet is full of porn and you look on here?
You: mentalcase you
Stranger: ? k...
You: It means I'm not going to cyber with you. You fuckwit.
Stranger: y?
You: Because your mother has told me to tell you to go to bed so she can suck me off without the threat of you walking in.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Danny-
- Posts : 55218
Age : 29
Location : Burscough
Dan wrote:Stranger: hi m or f?
You: are you horny?
Stranger: ya
You: and you come on omegle? the internet is full of porn and you look on here?
You: mentalcase you
Stranger: ? k...
You: It means I'm not going to cyber with you. You fuckwit.
Stranger: y?
You: Because your mother has told me to tell you to go to bed so she can suck me off without the threat of you walking in.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Guest- Guest
Stranger: hi
You: hello friend
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 f united kingdom
Stranger: 21 m usa
Stranger: whats your name?
You: that's personal information
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing really
Stranger: oh same
You: wondering why i'm on omegle at 2:30 in the morning
You: apart from that, nothing much
Stranger: its only 9:30 here
You: that's because you're in america
Stranger: yeah i know
You: good
Stranger: im not retraded lol
You: Your spelling suggests otherwise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You: hello friend
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 f united kingdom
Stranger: 21 m usa
Stranger: whats your name?
You: that's personal information
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing really
Stranger: oh same
You: wondering why i'm on omegle at 2:30 in the morning
You: apart from that, nothing much
Stranger: its only 9:30 here
You: that's because you're in america
Stranger: yeah i know
You: good
Stranger: im not retraded lol
You: Your spelling suggests otherwise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Danny-
- Posts : 55218
Age : 29
Location : Burscough
Got him there.
Guest- Guest
Stranger: hiii
You: hey, i've been writing a book and wondered if i could get your thoughts?
Stranger: alri
You: cool
You: It's about a boy that was born and raised in West Philadelphia who spent most of his days hanging around playing basketball with his friends. However, one day the area took a turn for the worse and he found himself in a scuffle with some other youths from the area. Fearing her for son's safety, she sends him to live with some relatives in a high class area of Los Angeles. He travels by plane in first class, which is new to him, but he enjoys it. Once he reaches his destination, he jumps in a taxi and drives to his new home. The taxi has dice in the mirror, just to help you picture it, the license plate also, illegally, says FRESH. However, undettered by what could potentially be an illegal taxi, our hero jumps inside and arrives at his new home and new life. The rest of the book is about the hi-jinks he and his new friends and family get up to in their high class life.
You: what do ya think?
Stranger: well this is a story all abou how my life got flipped turned upside down
Stranger: and id like to take a minute just sit right there
You: what?
Stranger: ill tell you how i came the fresh prince of belair
You: i want your opinions on my story????
Stranger: thats story is shit mate
You: fresh prince is shit?
You: you mad fool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hey, i've been writing a book and wondered if i could get your thoughts?
Stranger: heyy sure thinqq
You: cool
You: It's about a boy that was born and raised in West Philadelphia who spent most of his days hanging around playing basketball with his friends. However, one day the area took a turn for the worse and he found himself in a scuffle with some other youths from the area. Fearing her for son's safety, she sends him to live with some relatives in a high class area of Los Angeles. He travels by plane in first class, which is new to him, but he enjoys it. Once he reaches his destination, he jumps in a taxi and drives to his new home. The taxi has dice in the mirror, just to help you picture it, the license plate also, illegally, says FRESH. However, undettered by what could potentially be an illegal taxi, our hero jumps inside and arrives at his new home and new life. The rest of the book is about the hi-jinks he and his new friends and family get up to in their high class life.
Stranger: that sounds amazinqq sounds kinda like fresh prince of belair
You: i've never heard of that
You: is it a book?
Stranger: a show
You: really?
Stranger: yepp
You: aww shit
You: i spent ages thinking of a plot and everything
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Had loads of fun with that..
You: hey, i've been writing a book and wondered if i could get your thoughts?
Stranger: alri
You: cool
You: It's about a boy that was born and raised in West Philadelphia who spent most of his days hanging around playing basketball with his friends. However, one day the area took a turn for the worse and he found himself in a scuffle with some other youths from the area. Fearing her for son's safety, she sends him to live with some relatives in a high class area of Los Angeles. He travels by plane in first class, which is new to him, but he enjoys it. Once he reaches his destination, he jumps in a taxi and drives to his new home. The taxi has dice in the mirror, just to help you picture it, the license plate also, illegally, says FRESH. However, undettered by what could potentially be an illegal taxi, our hero jumps inside and arrives at his new home and new life. The rest of the book is about the hi-jinks he and his new friends and family get up to in their high class life.
You: what do ya think?
Stranger: well this is a story all abou how my life got flipped turned upside down
Stranger: and id like to take a minute just sit right there
You: what?
Stranger: ill tell you how i came the fresh prince of belair
You: i want your opinions on my story????
Stranger: thats story is shit mate
You: fresh prince is shit?
You: you mad fool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: hey, i've been writing a book and wondered if i could get your thoughts?
Stranger: heyy sure thinqq
You: cool
You: It's about a boy that was born and raised in West Philadelphia who spent most of his days hanging around playing basketball with his friends. However, one day the area took a turn for the worse and he found himself in a scuffle with some other youths from the area. Fearing her for son's safety, she sends him to live with some relatives in a high class area of Los Angeles. He travels by plane in first class, which is new to him, but he enjoys it. Once he reaches his destination, he jumps in a taxi and drives to his new home. The taxi has dice in the mirror, just to help you picture it, the license plate also, illegally, says FRESH. However, undettered by what could potentially be an illegal taxi, our hero jumps inside and arrives at his new home and new life. The rest of the book is about the hi-jinks he and his new friends and family get up to in their high class life.
Stranger: that sounds amazinqq sounds kinda like fresh prince of belair
You: i've never heard of that
You: is it a book?
Stranger: a show
You: really?
Stranger: yepp
You: aww shit
You: i spent ages thinking of a plot and everything
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Had loads of fun with that..
Ricardo-
- Posts : 4561
Age : 30
Location : London
Dan wrote:Stranger: hi
You: hello friend
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 f united kingdom
Stranger: 21 m usa
Stranger: whats your name?
You: that's personal information
Stranger: ok then
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothing really
Stranger: oh same
You: wondering why i'm on omegle at 2:30 in the morning
You: apart from that, nothing much
Stranger: its only 9:30 here
You: that's because you're in america
Stranger: yeah i know
You: good
Stranger: im not retraded lol
You: Your spelling suggests otherwise
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hey
You: hey asl?
Stranger: sorry.i don't understand what is asl.
You: your age, sex and location
You: im 17 from england
Stranger: ohh.i'm 19 from malaysia.
Stranger: are you female?
You: yeah, are you?
Stranger: im male. ")
You: mm just what i've been waiting for
You: feeling abit naughty
Stranger: ohh.me too.
You: how big's your penis? im up for role playy
Stranger: are you horny right now?
You: yeahh, and most people i talk to are girls so i'm happy i've finally got a man here to take control
Stranger: ohh.i have 7 inch
Stranger: where do you live?in london?
You: yeah, but i travel alot
Stranger: ohh.Do you have a sex?i'm very horny right now
You:
well i have an 8 inch dildo, which as far as I know is bigger than
you'll ever be. stop trying to be a player from behind a screen in
malaysia.
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Stranger: heyy
You: heyy, asl?
Stranger: m
You: nice, im female
You: where from?
Stranger: im from florida how about you?
You: from england, but i travel alot
You: how old are you?
Stranger: im gonna be 18 in a few months. you?
You: 17, so it's all good
You: you like role play?
Stranger: yeah it can get pretty interesting
You: alright im all for it
You: describe yourself
Stranger: well i have an average body im tan i have fro looking hair im 5'7 what else do you wanna know?
You: oh that's my type. erm finish describing yourself including your package
then i'll tell you abit about meStranger:
well my nipples are a light shade of brown i have a scar a bit above me
belly button i have a happy trail and my package is 8 inches hard.
You: mm, more like it. I'm 5 ft 4, slim, have brownish hair and DD breasts. dye my hair sometimes too
Stranger: that sounds real cute
Stranger: tell me some more :3
You: im a lively person.love parties and chatting to new people about whatever they want. im quite polite too i guess
Stranger: same here :O
Stranger: may i ask something?
You: yeah?
Stranger: if this conversation goes well would you like to keep in touch? i think you're lovely as of now, i assume you'll only get better
You:
No. The internet is a haven in which anybody can be anyone and throw
false details of themselves around as fact, such as your 8 inch
erection. In reality, I'm a 67 year old pensioner from Poland, but I
felt bad leading you on for too long.
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