Omegle fun

Tip, Americans don't use the word pensioner.

You: pikachu i choose you
Stranger: gooo magikarp
You: oh fuck
Stranger: use splash attack!!
You: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: mwahahaha
You: pikachu return
You: go ditto
Stranger: oh noooo
You: transform and use splash
You: mwahahaha
Stranger: magikarp hit him back with a splash attack!!
You: ditto/magikarp use splash as well
Stranger: magikarp return
Stranger: go snorla!!! use rest!!!
Stranger: lol
You: oh noes
You: return magikarp
You: go abra
You: use teleport
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: Asl
You: 21 m usa
You: u?
Stranger: 20 m uk
You: you like football?
Stranger: What football? American football or actual football lol
You: actual football. lol
Stranger: Yeah I love it, u?
You: yeah
You: what team you support?
Stranger: Manchester united but my local team is Bristol city do I lilke them too, u?
You: I don't like ManUtd. lol I'm tired of seeing ManUtd and Chelsea win the league every year. I don't really mind the club in general, but I dislike Ferguson
Stranger: Ah but ferguson is one oh the greatest managers on the history of the sport, u can't deny him that
You: sure, but he can be a cunt quite a lot
Stranger: Thats cus he is Scottish lol
You: lol
Stranger: So wuu2
You: I support Al Ahly of Egypt (im was born there) and FC Barcelona.
Stranger: Cool, barca are amazing, I do like watching them play and have alot of respect for them as a team
You: yeah. if only they can cut out their diving from certain players. lol
Stranger: Yeah but that's not just them it's become a problem across the whole
Stranger: Sport
You: yeah
You: So it looks like a Barca v ManUtd final
You: who do you think will win?
Stranger: Well as much as it pains me to say it I can see barca taking it, there form has been unbelievable this season
You: yeah. Messi is fucking amazing
Stranger: Yeah
You: well if you are ever interested in discussing football, I'm on a forum. It's pretty neat. You should check it out: http://www.the-playmaker.com/
Stranger: Yeah I think I will check it out sometime, thanks
You: ok. take care
Stranger: And u
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You: hi
Stranger: Hi. 29/Male/Madrid here. So how you doing this fine day?
You: FC Barcelona will destroy Madrid tomorrow
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LOL!