Omegle fun

I got a 14 year old from Liverpool wanting to go on cam.

I left with my dignity intact.

Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: im horny

You: they all are on here

Stranger: except for you im sure. and everyone else ive met so far

You: pretty much, the horny people never meet the other horny people

Stranger: exactly. its a very federal system

Stranger: and by that i mean its bass ackwards

You: doesn't quite work

Stranger: it does if youve ever been to the DMV

You: i don't even want to know what that is

Stranger: Department of Motor Vehicles?



best horny person I've ever met on there, ever.

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Stranger: skeet
You: skeet skeet mufuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: to the windowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Stranger: u eats cum
You: to the walll
You: till sweeat drop down ma balls
You: skeet skeet mufuckaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Stranger: ur gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


this sucks.

im goin bed.

Everyone person from the UK I have met on Omegle today didn't know what I was talking about when I said...

You: So, Shrek scored today, huh?

Some funny shit here

Stranger: im a gypsy

Stranger: r u coming with me?

You: no you aren't

You: nope, i'll be coming with your mother instead

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hey
Stranger: hiiiii
Stranger: m 19 india an u
You: 34 F Australia
Stranger: nice
Stranger: how r u
You: Do you have facebook?x
Stranger: u r id
You: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php/id=29593402522
You: That's you, right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: Hey, ASL!x
Stranger: send me a picture of ur vag
You: THERES THIS GIRL, CALLED JESS, SHE's FROM www.the-playmaker.com AND I WANT TO FUCK HER!
You: and I'm 19 F!
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: can u send me a picture of u fingering ursel
You: can you send me some of Jess?
You: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php/id=29593402522
You: add me!
Stranger: i will
Stranger: send me a dirty picture tho
Stranger: Holy shit, thats me! - PEDO
You: Jess is black lul
Stranger: Fuck the blacks you twisted fuck!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I'm trying to pass myself off as female, to make fun of hornyfags. Haven't had luck so far, this is my best

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: 19 f scandinavia
You: and u?
Stranger: 20 m australia
You: nice
Stranger: horny?
You: maybe...
You: is this you ? https://www.facebook.com/profile.php/id=29593402522
Stranger: do you have skype?
You: did that profile belong to you ?.. answer, and i'll maybe give away my skype
Stranger: sure that can be me
You: then.. no thanks
Stranger: skype me
Stranger: [Removed by me - Skype name]
You: i think i'll rather not... adios

i will try this out.

A guy from India... he shat bricks, but he was actually pretty nice to this 18 y/o Swedish girl I pretended to be..

You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where r u from?
You: scandinavia
You: and u?
Stranger: india
Stranger: i am male
You: nice.. female here
Stranger: whats ur age? i am 30
You: 18
Stranger: from which country ur?
Stranger: ?
You: a nordic country
Stranger: Denmark, Finland, Iceland, Norway, Sweden?
You: Sweden
Stranger: which one?
Stranger: wow
Stranger: what u do?
You: i study
You: and u?
Stranger: do job
You: ok
You: do u like Sweden ?
Stranger: whats time there?
You: 14.08 ... or 2.08 pm
You: and there ?
Stranger: 5.40 PM. its evening
Stranger: u finished lunch?
You: yep
Stranger: what u normally have? is is cold there?
You: it's pretty cold here
You: how's it there ?
Stranger: snowing?
Stranger: its summer. scorching heat
Stranger: u have boy friend?
You: why are u asking that ?
Stranger: just asking.. if ur free in evening to go out with me
Stranger: funny?
You: haha... didn't see the joke before now
Stranger: :0
Stranger: i chekced ur weather. its pleasent cold
Stranger: what u study? subject?
You: the subject.. math
Stranger: my god!!!
Stranger: in india girls seldom take math as a subject. te=hey prefer biology
You: i'm a bit unusual, i guess
Stranger: is baery famous there? i heard swiss bakery
You: no, we do our own local stuff
You: hey... is this you ? https://www.facebook.com/profile.php/id=29593405698
Stranger: wait
You: ok
Stranger: who are u?
You: an 18 y/o Swedish girl ... my ex gave me a program that finds facebook profiles... it was u, right ?
Stranger: yes. but hows that possible
Stranger: thats interestin prog?
You: my ex is a computer genius... he lives in Denmark (which is wh
You: (which is why i left him.. he went there to study, and i couldn't handle the distance)
Stranger: yes. thats a prob. love from far place very difficult
Stranger: but how u did that?
Stranger: i was on omegle, never told any of my identification
You: it accesses omegle's and facebook's servers and cross-checks IP addresses and other stuff
You: is what he told me
Stranger: very unique prog. its so fast also. can i check ur facebook page?
Stranger: i think its a loss to dump that guy
You: there's nothing on it, and i'm using a flase name
Stranger: that facebook id is false?
You: well.. i have to go now.. got a math class now
You: see you
You: and yea, it's a false facebook id
Stranger: can i get ur mail id atleast?
You: No.. nice talking to ya

Moorzy2911 wrote:You: Hey, ASL!x
Stranger: send me a picture of ur vag
You: THERES THIS GIRL, CALLED JESS, SHE's FROM www.the-playmaker.com AND I WANT TO FUCK HER!
You: and I'm 19 F!
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: can u send me a picture of u fingering ursel
You: can you send me some of Jess?
You: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php/id=29593402522
You: add me!
Stranger: i will
Stranger: send me a dirty picture tho
Stranger: Holy shit, thats me! - PEDO
You: Jess is black lul
Stranger: Fuck the blacks you twisted fuck!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love how he calls you the 'pedo' when he's the one asking for pictures of vag and girls fingering themselves.

Jess wrote:

Moorzy2911 wrote:You: Hey, ASL!x
Stranger: send me a picture of ur vag
You: THERES THIS GIRL, CALLED JESS, SHE's FROM www.the-playmaker.com AND I WANT TO FUCK HER!
You: and I'm 19 F!
Stranger: sexy
Stranger: can u send me a picture of u fingering ursel
You: can you send me some of Jess?
You: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php/id=29593402522
You: add me!
Stranger: i will
Stranger: send me a dirty picture tho
Stranger: Holy shit, thats me! - PEDO
You: Jess is black lul
Stranger: Fuck the blacks you twisted fuck!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I love how he calls you the 'pedo' when he's the one asking for pictures of vag and girls fingering themselves.

Yes I really love you.

Wow, going on Omegle, meeting a loser is like watching 40-Year Old Virgin!

You: hi
Stranger: helloo Xd
You: asl
Stranger: im female 18 slovenia
You: kl
Stranger: how about u?
You: 19 m england
You: so how r u?
Stranger: im good, you?
You: Im good
Stranger: what is your name?
You: Steve
You: yours?
Stranger: Christine
Stranger: nice t meet you
You: nice to me you to
Stranger: wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: want to camm?
Stranger: it wwill be fun
You: You okay? :O
Stranger: i wanna see you in your full colour
You: Like in HD?
Stranger: hard dick?
You: Wtf?
Stranger: i wnna rub you hard
You: rly? :L
Stranger: i want to feel your sweaty body rub up mine
You: Are you really a girl?
Stranger: yh, a horny slovenian
You: Because I have never come across a girl that talks like that, mainly lonely boys do
Stranger: lonely boy you?
You: Im not lonely, I have a girlfriend
Stranger: whats her name?
You: Hannah
Stranger: send me a pic of her
You: no
Stranger: i wet though
You: okay :L
Stranger: can i lesbian with ur girlfriend?
You: No
Stranger: y?
You: Because your weird and shes not a lesbian
Stranger: sscrw u then
You: Okay then. :L

I'm having a conversion with a 16 f england about football. It must be a guy pretending to be a girl.

ahlycotc wrote:I'm having a conversion with a 16 f england about football. It must be a guy pretending to be a girl.

Invite him/her, here

18 year old f from Bulgaria desperate to go on cam

The conversation is over, I didn't have to time to invite her.

You: hello
Stranger: hii
Stranger: asl ?
You: 21 m usa
You: u?
Stranger: 16 f england. :3
You: cool
You: how was the wedding?
Stranger: lol ! okay xD i only watched a bit of it, so boring..
You: i didnt watch any of it. i dont want to wake up @ 5am. lol
Stranger: ahaha , fair enough. yeh it wouldnt have been worth it. didnt know people in america could watch it. lol
You: yeah. there are a lot of people who did. crazy people. lol
Stranger: really ? god, im english and i didnt care.. why would anyone else. haha
You: seriously. lol
Stranger: haha. so where abouts in the us of a are you then ?
You: georgia
You: where in England are you?
Stranger: ohright , cool . i dont really know where that is xD the middle somewhere right ? lol
Stranger: and umm south east, Brighton.
You: Georgia is southeast. just north of Florida
Stranger: oh aha. cool
You: The only thing i know about Brighton is the soccer club Brighton & Hove. lol
Stranger: aha ! omg , how do you know about that ? !
You: im a big soccer fan. lol
Stranger: you mean football * hehe , and yeh i am too
You: yeah football, soccer, same thing. lol
Stranger: hehe yeh i know. xD
Stranger: so ummm, what else do you liek ?
You: pretty much just football. im a football fanatic. lol
You: i guess i dont belong in the USA. lol
Stranger: aww haha. thats cool. you sound like you should be english. xDD
You: yeah lol
Stranger: so do you play or just like watching and stuff ?
You: I play, watch, and referee
You: lol
Stranger: oo referee. xD nice.
You: yeah
You: it makes me fell a bit for the referees when the fans and players are constantly criticizing them. lol
Stranger: ahaha yeehhh, but you've got to have someone to have a go at and blame for things. lol
You: yeah, but sometimes it's just a team's excuse. Like Arsenal. lol
Stranger: LOL. yeeh , i support arsenal. (Y)
You: cool. im sad they didnt win the league this season. im tired of seeing ManUtd and Chelsea at the top year after year
Stranger: omg same. i really dont like chelsea. and Man U with everything.. but its Arsenal's own fault.
Stranger: win everything *
You: yeah
Stranger: yeeeeh .
Stranger: so , what's your name football loving stranger ? xD
You: Matt
You: urs?
Stranger: Megan. (:
You: nice to meet you Megan
Stranger: nice to meet you to
Stranger: hmm its late, i think im going to go to bed now. xD was nice talking to you
You: ok nice talking to you too.
Stranger: seeya. x

There is something wrong with Omegle today. I've had like 5 girls in a row. Usually it's just horny guys.

Everyone I meet from london is sooooo boring

I met 5 from UK today. I have to ask each one how the wedding went. They either say didn't watch because its boring or its was great.

Yeah all the Americans asked me about it. Do you just go onto Omegle for normal chat or to get people on twitter and everything?

I don't use Twitter. I don't chat with people to get them on Facebook, MSN, or any of that stuff.

Yeah same, although I give mine if they link me to theirs sometimes.

ahlycotc wrote:I don't use Twitter. I don't chat with people to get them on Facebook, MSN, or any of that stuff.

I like to remain unknown on omegle.

Mr Leiva wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:I don't use Twitter. I don't chat with people to get them on Facebook, MSN, or any of that stuff.

I like to remain unknown on omegle.

Do you still have that photoshopped UT coins picture?

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Mr Leiva wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:I don't use Twitter. I don't chat with people to get them on Facebook, MSN, or any of that stuff.

I like to remain unknown on omegle.

Do you still have that photoshopped UT coins picture?

might do, somewhere. I will try and find it.

It's in the trolling thread i think.

Mr Leiva wrote:

Filippo Inzaghi wrote:

Mr Leiva wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:I don't use Twitter. I don't chat with people to get them on Facebook, MSN, or any of that stuff.

I like to remain unknown on omegle.

Do you still have that photoshopped UT coins picture?

might do, somewhere. I will try and find it.

It's in the trolling thread i think.

cheers i had a quick look through and i couldnt see it so it might of been in the chat thread

Is this omegle really worth it or is EA live assistance just as good

You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: 17 f england

Stranger: cool

Stranger: 17 m england

You: cool

Stranger: nd ready to get laid

You: cool

You: where you live?

Stranger: london

Stranger: u

You: kent

Stranger: cool

You: where in london?

Stranger: u in need of money or just want sex

Stranger: im in east london

You: just sex

You: im ready

You: and waiting

Stranger: me 2

Stranger: u got a freehouse

Stranger: ?

You: no u?

Stranger: we can get a hotel

Stranger: im paying

You: okay

Stranger: if ur in need of money

Stranger: in return

Stranger: for sex

You: i need no money

Stranger: im read

Stranger: u got a sis

Stranger: ?

You: yeah but shes 22 and got a boyfreind

You: but he wont find out

Stranger: mind if i fuck both of u

Stranger: ?

You: sure

You: im so horny

Stranger: wbou ur mm

Stranger: mum*

You: no way

You: she wont know about me anyway

Stranger: why nt?

You: because she'll go crazy

Stranger: what if i seduce her

You: shes married and i dont want her to find out anyway

Stranger: cool

Stranger: whats ur numba

Stranger: we'll have phone sex

Stranger: then ill pick u upp aroundn sunday

Stranger: and we'll fuck

You: okay

Stranger: whats ur numba?

You: you do know that is the saddest thing i have ever hear a boy say, get out and get a girlfriend you fucking freak

In life, its cruel to toy with desparate people. But funny.