Illuminati in football?

As you know, Torres hasn't scored yet for Chelsea. The reason why...he's controlled by the illuminati, as was Shevchenko. Now, you probably think I'm being stupid, but the links are quite astounding. There is a conspiracy that the illuminati is made up of the 13 richest families in the world. Where does the Abramovich family rank? 14th, that's where. There is quite a considerable gap in fortunes between 14th and 15th, but the gap is relatively small between 13th and 14th. This is where the links between Torres, Shevchenko and other Chelsea personnel become apparent. It is the illuminatis aim to try and create a huge gap between 13th and 14th. By doing this, they need Abramovich to waste money. It all started in 2006, with a certain Mr Mourinho and Shevchenko. Mourinho wasn't liked by the illuminati for his claim that he was the special one. With the signing of Shevchenko, who was an undercover illuminati member, this lead to Mourinhos exit. With Mourinho gone, and £30 Million wasted on the illuminati agent, part 1 of their plan was complete. Avram Grant was next. As you know, Grant was a Jew. The illuminati have religious beliefs, but they aren't Jewish. They paid Terry to miss that penalty, resulting in Grants sacking. They also paid him to sleep with Bridges ex, as part of their plan to create disharmony at the club. Ashley Cole was also in on these payments, for cheating on Cheryl and to shoot people. The next phase of the illuminatis plan was a sort of reverse physcology. They let Chelsea have sone success back, so eyebrows weren't raised. This was to last for just over a year, as the final steps in their takeover of football was near. Wilkins was first to go. Another illuminati agent, he bonded with players before asking to be sacked, leaving players upset, and unable to play well. The final piece of the jigsaw is Fernando Torres. £50 Million. Wasted. Torres has been instructed to not score all season by the illuminati. This £50 Million has now created that gap between 13th and 14th Richest families, and now, the illuminati are free to takeover the footballing world.

Torres is going to create a new world order

And they call me a bullshitter.

Also, I've watched Srna plenty, he's a class act.

Would you like to comment on how Donestk play? Im interested in how they set up

No, as this is the Chelsea FC thread.

As you know, Torres hasn't scored yet for Chelsea. The reason why...he's controlled by the illuminati, as was Shevchenko. Now, you probably think I'm being stupid, but the links are quite astounding. There is a conspiracy that the illuminati is made up of the 13 richest families in the world. Where does the Abramovich family rank? 14th, that's where. There is quite a considerable gap in fortunes between 14th and 15th, but the gap is relatively small between 13th and 14th. This is where the links between Torres, Shevchenko and other Chelsea personnel become apparent. It is the illuminatis aim to try and create a huge gap between 13th and 14th. By doing this, they need Abramovich to waste money. It all started in 2006, with a certain Mr Mourinho and Shevchenko. Mourinho wasn't liked by the illuminati for his claim that he was the special one. With the signing of Shevchenko, who was an undercover illuminati member, this lead to Mourinhos exit. With Mourinho gone, and £30 Million wasted on the illuminati agent, part 1 of their plan was complete. Avram Grant was next. As you know, Grant was a Jew. The illuminati have religious beliefs, but they aren't Jewish. They paid Terry to miss that penalty, resulting in Grants sacking. They also paid him to sleep with Bridges ex, as part of their plan to create disharmony at the club. Ashley Cole was also in on these payments, for cheating on Cheryl and to shoot people. The next phase of the illuminatis plan was a sort of reverse physcology. They let Chelsea have sone success back, so eyebrows weren't raised. This was to last for just over a year, as the final steps in their takeover of football was near. Wilkins was first to go. Another illuminati agent, he bonded with players before asking to be sacked, leaving players upset, and unable to play well. The final piece of the jigsaw is Fernando Torres. £50 Million. Wasted. Torres has been instructed to not score all season by the illuminati. This £50 Million has now created that gap between 13th and 14th Richest families, and now, the illuminati are free to takeover the footballing world.

luke. wrote:

As you know, Torres hasn't scored yet for Chelsea. The reason why...he's controlled by the illuminati, as was Shevchenko. Now, you probably think I'm being stupid, but the links are quite astounding. There is a conspiracy that the illuminati is made up of the 13 richest families in the world. Where does the Abramovich family rank? 14th, that's where. There is quite a considerable gap in fortunes between 14th and 15th, but the gap is relatively small between 13th and 14th. This is where the links between Torres, Shevchenko and other Chelsea personnel become apparent. It is the illuminatis aim to try and create a huge gap between 13th and 14th. By doing this, they need Abramovich to waste money. It all started in 2006, with a certain Mr Mourinho and Shevchenko. Mourinho wasn't liked by the illuminati for his claim that he was the special one. With the signing of Shevchenko, who was an undercover illuminati member, this lead to Mourinhos exit. With Mourinho gone, and £30 Million wasted on the illuminati agent, part 1 of their plan was complete. Avram Grant was next. As you know, Grant was a Jew. The illuminati have religious beliefs, but they aren't Jewish. They paid Terry to miss that penalty, resulting in Grants sacking. They also paid him to sleep with Bridges ex, as part of their plan to create disharmony at the club. Ashley Cole was also in on these payments, for cheating on Cheryl and to shoot people. The next phase of the illuminatis plan was a sort of reverse physcology. They let Chelsea have sone success back, so eyebrows weren't raised. This was to last for just over a year, as the final steps in their takeover of football was near. Wilkins was first to go. Another illuminati agent, he bonded with players before asking to be sacked, leaving players upset, and unable to play well. The final piece of the jigsaw is Fernando Torres. £50 Million. Wasted. Torres has been instructed to not score all season by the illuminati. This £50 Million has now created that gap between 13th and 14th Richest families, and now, the illuminati are free to takeover the footballing world.

The illuminati like to hide things in plain sight

Abramovich is a jew too!!!

Brilliant deduction.

I'm in the Illuminati, and congratulations on finding out our plan against the Abramovich family. Unfortunately, we'll have to kill you.

Where the fuck is invisitroll when you need it?

Ah, but is he?

His wife was paid by the illuminati to sew his foreskin back on whilst he was asleep. They de-jew'ed him!

Is this true?

God damn the illuminati and their pesky ways!

You want more proof that the illuminati are trying to take over the world? Google spell check underlines the word in red, trying to make you think that they don't exist!

Illuminati.

I'm assuming that our owner is richer than Abramovic, so is therefore in the 13 families.

THEN WHY ARE WE STILL SHIT?

Zzonked wrote:I'm assuming that our owner is richer than Abramovic, so is therefore in the 13 families.

THEN WHY ARE WE STILL SHIT?

Your not?

Your proper good now.

Look at the A in the Playmaker logo. The Illuminati control us all.

Mal and/or Royal are under cover illuminati agents

ZlatanFabregas wrote:Mal and/or Royal are under cover illuminati agents

Pip must be one of them as well!

I am becoming increasingly suspect of Kyro's prediction abilities as well.

polska. wrote:

ZlatanFabregas wrote:Mal and/or Royal are under cover illuminati agents

Pip must be one of them as well!

I am becoming increasingly suspect of Kyro's prediction abilities as well.

They've lured us in under false pretences and will eventually track us down through our IP addresses and kill us and then wipe all our records of any database, and it will be like we never existed!

Fulham will be next to suffer. It is well known that Michael Jackson broke out from the illuminati and was killed. Fulham erect a statue = relegation for Fulham in 2012.

polska. wrote:

ZlatanFabregas wrote:Mal and/or Royal are under cover illuminati agents

Pip must be one of them as well!

I am becoming increasingly suspect of Kyro's prediction abilities as well.

Damn, my cover must have been blown. Hard.

pip has 9666 posts

Jay-Z want's to buy shares in Arsenal, and Jay-Z is part of the illuminati!

He also wanted to takeover Crystal Palace. The illuminati really are trying to take over the worlds most popular sport.

The illuminati have control of every major industry except for Football

And that's only because Sep Blatter is in charge. We all bad mouth at every opportunity, but really, he is our knight in shining armour, saving us from the evil. Maybe all goal line technology companies are owned by the illuminati and Blatter is fighting them.