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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Mon Nov 28, 2011 10:59 am

    Some of these will be grossly offensive to some of you, you have been warned.

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    Post by Andy Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:05 am

    rofl

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    Post by Andy Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:11 am

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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Mon Nov 28, 2011 11:42 am

    Fancy a game of Hangman?

    I'll go first: International Football Manager..

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    Post by Guest Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:36 pm

    The only one I've seen so far that actually made me burst out laughing was this ..

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    Post by TRS-T_AVFC Mon Nov 28, 2011 2:46 pm

    ResurrectionRooney wrote:Fancy a game of Hangman?

    I'll go first: International Football Manager..

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    Post by Guest Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:07 pm

    i dont really about gary speed but i didnt find any of those jokes very funny maybe they are the type u need to tell someone at a party who is very drunk
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    Post by SBSP Mon Nov 28, 2011 4:08 pm

    mauro=beast wrote:i dont really about gary speed but i didnt find any of those jokes very funny maybe they are the type u need to tell someone at a party who is very drunk
    I was thinking the same thing. Laughing They're offensive yes, but not very funny. Especially Andy's ones. They're just boring. Neutral
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    Post by Guest Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:09 pm

    Andy is a boring individual.
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:50 pm

    TRS-T_AVFC wrote:
    ResurrectionRooney wrote:Fancy a game of Hangman?

    I'll go first: International Football Manager..

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    Sir Alexander Busby died of cancer, and there are too many letters.
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    Post by ResurrectionSavage Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:29 am

    lol
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:36 am

    Great username.
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    Post by ResurrectionSavage Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:37 am

    Thank you. I hope you don't mind me taking inspiration from yours.
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:39 am

    Not at all, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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    Post by ResurrectionSavage Tue Nov 29, 2011 12:41 am

    On another note, if jokes about Gary Speed are allowed then why aren't Hillsborough jokes also allowed?
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    Post by Andy Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:26 am

    ilJuventino wrote:Andy is a boring individual.

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    Post by Gegilworld93 Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:32 am

    ResurrectionSavage wrote:On another note, if jokes about Gary Speed are allowed then why aren't Hillsborough jokes also allowed?
    fuck off before Dean anally rapes you.
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    Post by Guest Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:41 am

    ResurrectionSavage wrote:On another note, if jokes about Gary Speed are allowed then why aren't Hillsborough jokes also allowed?

    Calm down.
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    Post by coolhead33 Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:11 am

    ResurrectionRooney wrote:
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    Matt Busby

    Sir Alexander Busby died of cancer, and there are too many letters.
    Gary Andrew Speed has too many letters as well. I wonder who it could be. think
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    Post by TRS-T_AVFC Tue Nov 29, 2011 11:20 am

    ResurrectionRooney wrote:
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    Sir Alexander Busby died of cancer, and there are too many letters.

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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:36 pm


    I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.

    "Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.

    "Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.

    "Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."
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    Post by Guest Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:39 pm

    ResurrectionRooney wrote:
    I spotted a fat chick giving it large on the dance floor in the club last night, so I went over.

    "Fancy going for a few drinks somewhere a little quieter?" I winked.

    "Oh yes, definitely," she giggled.

    "Thanks," I replied. "You're making me and the lads a little sick."

    That's brilliant Laughing
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    Post by ResurrectionRooney Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:56 pm

    Went to the garage earlier, said to the girl behind the counter 'I'd like a Kit-Kat Chunky'

    She went off and got me a Kit Kat Chunky

    "No, I wanted a normal kit kat you fat bitch"
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    Post by Benitez Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:56 pm

    ResurrectionRooney wrote:Went to the garage earlier, said to the girl behind the counter 'I'd like a Kit-Kat Chunky'

    She went off and got me a Kit Kat Chunky

    "No, I wanted a normal kit kat you fat bitch"

    rofl
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    Post by Guest Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:57 pm

    Sickipedia joke

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    Post by Benitez Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:58 pm

    ahlycotc wrote:Sickipedia joke

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    scratch How is that a joke?
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    Post by Guest Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:58 pm

    Benitez wrote:
    ahlycotc wrote:Sickipedia joke

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    scratch How is that a joke?

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    I think the title of the thread is enough of a warning.
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