Southampton FC - Official Thread.

Artur Boruc.

You have a cracking keeper, Jordi, and a total maniac to boot.

Love the big man, off his rocker, but an absolute legend.

The Holy Goalie.

OH ARTUR BORUC, THE HOLIE GOALIE!!!!!!





Breathtaking goalkeeper.

You spelt "Holy" wrong in your troll post.

Totti wrote:You spelt "Holy" wrong in your troll post.

It was intentional, keep up.

Party all the time.

Templeton7|RFC wrote:

Totti wrote:You spelt "Holy" wrong in your troll post.

It was intentional, keep up.

Why on Earth would you deliberately make yourself look like an illiterate fud?

Totti wrote:

Templeton7|RFC wrote:

It was intentional, keep up.

Why on Earth would you deliberately make yourself look like an illiterate fud?

He is blunder prone, always drops the ball etc. Big holes in his hands = Holie, holey, whatever. It's not supposed to be grammatically correct.



Very "holy"

Why on earth would you intentionally spell it "holie"?

Fantastic keeper and a complete hunskelper

Oh OK, so you meant to misspell it humorously, but you just misspelt it?

I feel sorry for Jordi now that Jela has come in posted videos trying to make Boruc look bad, what a bitter zombie

If he's a nutter that's good enough for me.

Templeton7|RFC wrote:

Totti wrote:

Why on Earth would you deliberately make yourself look like an illiterate fud?

He is blunder prone, always drops the ball etc. Big holes in his hands = Holie, holey, whatever. It's not supposed to be grammatically correct.:

His tattoo...

So, because I'm not lying and telling him the truth, I'm the bitter one?



He's always been blunder prone.

Listen Jordi, I'm only telling you the truth mate, don't want you to get your hopes up.







He's literally horrendous.

Templeton7|RFC wrote:So, because I'm not lying and telling him the truth, I'm the bitter one?



He's always been blunder prone.

So is every keeper, you muppet. If a keeper makes a mistake, it's a blunder, because it almost always costs a goal.

Allan McGregor had the highest number of massive errors that I've seen in top flight football since Gomes at Spurs.

Boruc is a fantastic keeper Jela and you know it. I'm glad we have Forster now though.

Quite frankly, I couldn't give a fuck.

Just that, over 3 blunder compilations of a goalkeeper on YouTube, isn't exactly promising.

Let's see how he does for Southampton, will we

If he gets in the squad, that is.

He kept 14 clean sheets in 34 games last season. Can't be all bad.

Clearly you couldn't care less.

He's clearly been signed as first choice.

Jordi wrote:He kept 14 clean sheets in 34 games last season. Can't be all bad.

He's a magnificent keeper, don't listen to that idiot. Those videos are actually testament to what a hunskelper was, such that zombies had to make them to feel better.

He'll definitely need some time to get fit, could see him in goal against Sheffield Wednesday, don't think he'll play at Everton though, Gazzaniga looked quality today.

He did make some blunders, but he also had it in his capacity to pull of amazing saves that really should have been goals.

His ratio of "Oh my fucking god, how did you save that, you machine?!!" to "For fuck's sake, ya fat lazy cunt!" was extremely high.

Gazzaniga continued in goal

Looked shaky on MOTD but still made some good saves.

That save he made from Jelavic's header.

I'd fuck him, he's hot. (full homo)

boruc was a good keeper when he played in scotland but as jela has pointed out he is prone to making blunders not seen him play since he left celtic so who knows he might be as prone to blunders as he once was

Gazzaniga!

Is Gazzaniga has left on loan for Bristol City, I am all for Adkins to get sacked, he's by far the best keeper Southampton currently have.

WTF? He's already lucky not to be sacked and now he's loaned out their No.1 keeper

How can he be no.1 if he's not even been on the bench for the past two games when fit?