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Chat Thread
ResurrectionRooney-
- Posts : 17681
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- Post n°481
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Having a go at people with serious diseases that make them feel so bad that they would rather kill themselves, knowing they will put their family through hell, than carry on is absolutely despicable.
SBSP-
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- Post n°482
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http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/robin-williams-why-funny-people-kill-themselves/
Free_Mustache_Rides-
- Posts : 390
- Post n°483
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In(sort of) lighter news, Club Santos Laguna is contemplating replacing their current goal post with something made out of softer material because one of their players keeps smashing his face on it.
It's kinda funny that it's not even a sure thing yet, their only thinking about it.
It's kinda funny that it's not even a sure thing yet, their only thinking about it.
Glen Miller-
- Formerly known as : Glen Damon
Posts : 7022
Age : 28
Location : PLAYMAKER
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- Post n°486
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Rascal.
vel-
- Posts : 909
Location : DAT
- Post n°488
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Why do most people make random dupe names? Nobody ever has to guess who I am when I post on EA.
Keyser Söze-
- Posts : 3515
- Post n°489
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I could sort of guess it was Rascal. I just wanted to double check it was him since I remember him saying he wouldn't be posting on EA again.
Ra's al Ghul-
- Posts : 3255
- Post n°490
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Glen Miller wrote:Rascal.
That is a totally baseless and unfounded claim. I could sue you for that.
Glen Miller-
- Formerly known as : Glen Damon
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- Post n°491
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Go ahead, mf. Be prepared to pay my legal + transportation costs when EA_PWride (or whoever it is) produces the necessary evidence.Ra's al Ghul wrote:Glen Miller wrote:Rascal.
That is a totally baseless and unfounded claim. I could sue you for that.
vel-
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- Post n°492
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http://forum.ea.com/uk/posts/list/614868.page
Keyser Söze-
- Posts : 3515
- Post n°494
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Thought today was results day for SATs. Went to my Secondary School for no reason
Keyser Söze-
- Posts : 3515
- Post n°496
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Need a Level 7 in maths to study ICT as one of my GCSE options.
Stranger-
- Posts : 1201
Supports : Barcelona, PSG, Bayern
- Post n°498
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Good luck.
Did you make that thread?
PWride.
vel wrote:http://forum.ea.com/uk/posts/list/614868.page
Did you make that thread?
PWride.
Keyser Söze-
- Posts : 3515
- Post n°499
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Because ICT is a rubbish subject? Thanks for looking out, friend
Stranger-
- Posts : 1201
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- Post n°500
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Oh, I think I misunderstood your post.
Free_Mustache_Rides-
- Posts : 390
- Post n°501
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I had one of those horror moments you only hear about in places like the bodybuilding forums this morning.
Spoilering 'cause it's gross.
Spoilering 'cause it's gross.
- Spoiler:
- I woke up this morning having to use the little boy's room, but when I get up I noticed someone was already using the bathroom so I went back to my room until I heard the bathroom door open and close again. So I go to the bathroom to pee and as I'm peeing I notice that the last person to use it didn't flush.
So obviously, I flushed the toilet, you see a toilet that needs flushing, you flush it. That's what my daddy taught me, so I had no choice in the matter, any other course of action is unamerican, and then the terrorist and immigrants win. But anyways, after I flushed the water started rising rapidly, I realized that the toilet was clogged, and I see a disaster coming. I panicked and started looking for the plunger that is usually nearby but I couldn't find, it occured to me for some reason that maybe the plunger was outside, so I dash out the door as fast as my girth allows me to in nothing buy my drawers, and start looking around frantically but I don't see anything.
During this time the water is still rising of course so I run back in as fast as I can, and this is when I get desperate, I grabbed the closest thing nearby, which was a toilet brush and tried to unplug the toilet with that. The toilet brush's handle was really short though so I could barely get it to reach the toilet hole without putting my hand into the poo water.
It seems to be working a little and the water goes down a bit but then to my horror the toilet brush gets stuck in the toilet. So I try to get it out but it's supper stuck and I can't even get a good grip on the handle because it's too short. I realize I have no choice but to stick my hand into the poo water so I can get a good grip on the brush's handle. But when I stick my hand in the water and get a better grip on the brush, I think I must have loosened something because a tiny piece of poo floated up and nearly touched my hand. It felt like how I imagined everyone in the titanic would of felt if they only just missed the iceberg.
So I start pulling on the brush and it's not coming out, so I start pulling a bit harder and it's still not coming out, so I start using all my strength, and I swear it felt like the toilet was going to come up off the ground before that toilet brush came out. And that's when it happened the brush broke in half. Fuuuuuck.
Again, I figure I have no choice but to stick my hand further into the poo water to get a grip on the toilet brush, but now there's not that much handle left to be able to fit two hands on it so I start trying to wiggle it unstuck. I swear I felt like that nigga Arthur when he pulled the sword out the stone when it finally gave way. It took a gentle touch to succeed where brute strength failed.Turns out I just had to push it in a little before pulling it out again to get it unstuck.
Spent like and hour trying to get clean, 'couldn't even go back to bed after that experience.
FCB-
- Posts : 733
Age : 34
Location : Tampa, Florida, USA
- Post n°502
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I had a similar experience in that I had to pull something out of the toilet water and it had to be done that second. Except the toilet water was full of piss, not poop.
dena-
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Age : 35
Location : only place to find base heads and hot women
- Post n°503
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why have ya'll not put me on to the bantz at Arsenal
Glen Miller-
- Formerly known as : Glen Damon
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- Post n°506
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Is there some sort of back-story with Jenkinson saying "banter?"
SBSP-
- Posts : 50010
- Post n°507
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Glen Miller wrote: Is there some sort of back-story with Jenkinson saying "banter?"
The video dena posted.
Glen Miller-
- Formerly known as : Glen Damon
Posts : 7022
Age : 28
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- Post n°508
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The young English players seem to be characters, especially when you compare them with the Gerrard/Lampard/Scholes/Neville generation. We've got those two plus the Studge/Welbeck tag-team.
Free_Mustache_Rides-
- Posts : 390
- Post n°509
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I think I would hate the "banter" culture. Seems like it would make it too easy for someone to say some bitch shit and make you out to be the bad guy for getting angry by calling it "banter."