He's on his way up.
Lol. But you're right.
Lol. But you're right.
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Keyser Söze-
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Fucking Muslims.
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looks like some ott american shit, but oh lawd.
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Man, I came so fucking close to having a normal conversation with the fat bootied receptionist at the eyeglasses place.
That's until she yells out "Enjoy your new glasses!" as I walked away and I yell back, "You too!"
This indiscretion will haunt me for a while.
That's until she yells out "Enjoy your new glasses!" as I walked away and I yell back, "You too!"
This indiscretion will haunt me for a while.
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Better than y-you t-too.Ché Guayaba wrote:Man, I came so fucking close to having a normal conversation with the fat bootied receptionist at the eyeglasses place.
That's until she yells out "Enjoy your new glasses!" as I walked away and I yell back, "You too!"
This indiscretion will haunt me for a while.
I feel in those situations it's just easier to accept the compliment rather than reciprocating. No chance of fucking up if you just say thanks.
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https://twitter.com/calhau/status/337401446318370816
I suddenly feel attracted to her. (She's Melisandre from Game of Thrones.)
I suddenly feel attracted to her. (She's Melisandre from Game of Thrones.)
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Apparently there was an earthquake here. Didn't feel it.
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Chicks who work at optometrists are hot.
I once had a super hot optometrist give me an eye exam at the Visique on Manners St.
When she was setting up the contraption and changing lenses I could see straight down her shirt heheh
I once had a super hot optometrist give me an eye exam at the Visique on Manners St.
When she was setting up the contraption and changing lenses I could see straight down her shirt heheh
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El_indian wrote:Chicks who work at optometrists are hot.
I once had a super hot optometrist give me an eye exam at the Visique on Manners St.
When she was setting up the contraption and changing lenses I could see straight down her shirt heheh
you dirty boy
will ask you about that on Tuesday afternoon
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That Chelsea and City game was messed up.
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I read this in Forest's voice.El_indian wrote:Chicks who work at optometrists are hot.
I once had a super hot optometrist give me an eye exam at the Visique on Manners St.
When she was setting up the contraption and changing lenses I could see straight down her shirt heheh
Strange as I don't even know how Forest sounds like.
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Man, I'm so upset that James went to Monaco.
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For some reason when I heard the news I misread it as Jay Rodriguez. Didn't realize it was James Rodriguez. Did Monaco come up on some money? The rumors about Falcao made me think that they must have.
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Some random guy took them over. Their stadium and city is shit so fuck knows how they will sustain it.
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Step up for both of them.
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Chip wrote:you dirty boy
will ask you about that on Tuesday afternoon
She was leaning forwards while changing the lenses on that device that you rest your chin on. I had no option but to look.
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Marvin wrote:Man, I'm so upset that James went to Monaco.
What about Moutinho?
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Apparently he was the guest at a reception hosted by members of the British Conservative Party. And to use Reagan's own words, he said, Lord Somebody or Other came over to him and asked, well what do you think of our Mrs. Thatcher? And Reagan said, I think she'd make a magnificent prime minister. And the British lord said, Oh my dear fellow, a woman prime minister? And Reagan replied, well you had a Queen named Victoria who did pretty well.
Sarah Palin on Ronald Reagan.
First Dubya Dubya Two and now this, Americans are always trying to take credit for something.
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I reckon Sarah Palin would make a great Leader of the Free World.
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As long as we restrict the range of the Free World to her back yard.
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I was in New York today. Why are the bathrooms there so small?
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New York = Tourist City
Tourists = Asians
Asians = Small
Tourists = Asians
Asians = Small
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New York = Big
Glen Damon = Gargantuan celebrity with a physical frame to match
Bathrooms = Exceptional
????
Glen Damon = Gargantuan celebrity with a physical frame to match
Bathrooms = Exceptional
????
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Los Angeles gets a lot of Asian tourist (and tourist of other ethnicity as well for that matter) because of Disneyland. (Ironically, Disneyland isn't even part of Los Angeles, but from where I'm sitting it's about 20 minutes away, so it's not very far.)
Disneyland should be inducted into the G8, they are ridiculously rich and have a standing army of 15 million teen aged girls on tumblr. I'm just saying, it's better to have them on our side.
Disneyland should be inducted into the G8, they are ridiculously rich and have a standing army of 15 million teen aged girls on tumblr. I'm just saying, it's better to have them on our side.
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Moriarty wrote:I was in New York today. Why are the bathrooms there so small?
Efficient use of space.
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Well he was always gonna leave as soon as any team put in a good offer so I wasn't too upset.Rei Andros wrote:Marvin wrote:Man, I'm so upset that James went to Monaco.
What about Moutinho?
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Monaco got pretty rinsed on those two players.
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Zzonked wrote:Monaco got pretty rinsed on those two players.
Ignore Obama. It's the only version of the gif I could find.
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Man, back in this forum's heyday there would probably be a champions league matchthread made as soon as the final was concrete, and now there probably won't even be one on matchday.
RIP
RIP
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