Suarez: douche, cheater and conspiracy theorist

Suarez: United control media

Liverpool striker Luis Suarez has claimed that he receives unfair criticism - declaring that Manchester United control the British media.

Suarez has admitted he 'invented' a foul during a Premier League match against Stoke earlier this season, but believes he was treated unfairly over his controversial FA Cup goal against Mansfield.



The striker scored what turned out to be the winning goal against the non-league side after handling the ball. And in a television interview with Fox Sports Argentina, the Uruguay international has hit out at his critics.



He claimed: "Manchester United controls the media, they are powerful and the media will always help them."



Suarez insists that his handball against Mansfield was accidental, although he admitted to trying to win a penalty against Stoke.



He said: "I don't listen all the nonsense some people say about me. I'm accused of cheating here. People say I throw myself all the time inside the box.



"Let's see: they said that when we played against Stoke, for instance, and in that case they were right. I invented a foul because we were drawing 1-1 against Stoke and I wanted to win.



"Sometimes on the pitch I say to myself: 'What have I done?' But the name of Suarez sells papers.



"The other day, for instance, I touched the ball with my hand accidentally, and I was criticised because I kissed my hand.



"The media make up a lot of things about me because they want to sell papers. I say to the media: You should talk more about football, not about other stuff."



Suarez claims that the media treat South American players such as himself, and Manchester City's Argentinian forwards Carlos Tevez and Sergio Aguero, with a lack of respect.



He added: "When someone comes and says to me something bad about being a South American, I don't cry, because that happens inside the pitch.



"I have my conscience clean. But as I have said: Manchester United controls the media, they are powerful and the media will always help them.



"I can help Liverpool today. We are united and we can play well. Liverpool doesn't depend on me. "It's complicated to play here in England. As Carlitos (Tevez) and Kun (Aguero) have said, it's complicated for a South American footballer to be here as we are treated differently to the local footballers.



"But they have their culture, they are like this, you know. I have to play football, which is what I always wanted, but I have suffered a lot for being a footballer."

20Legend wrote:Just making himself look like even more of a fucking wanker.

Should just fuck off back to south american where cheating is accepted.

Bushido wrote:

20Legend wrote:Just making himself look like even more of a fucking wanker.

Should just fuck off back to south american where cheating is accepted.

Agreed. Although now the kopites will commend him for his honesty.

20Legend wrote:

Bushido wrote:

Agreed. Although now the kopites will commend him for his honesty.

I know, Thats just scousers for you.

Cunts.

Bushido wrote:

20Legend wrote:Just making himself look like even more of a fucking wanker.

Should just fuck off back to south american where cheating is accepted.

Agreed. Although now the kopites will commend him for his honesty.

Bushido wrote:

20Legend wrote:Just making himself look like even more of a fucking wanker.

Should just fuck off back to south american where cheating is accepted.

Agreed. Although now the kopites will commend him for his honesty.

Theo Filippo wrote:

Bushido wrote:

Agreed. Although now the kopites will commend him for his honesty.

These two should be banned for racistly accusing South Americans of holding inferior moral compasses.

Theo Filippo wrote:

Bushido wrote:

Agreed. Although now the kopites will commend him for his honesty.

These two should be banned for racistly accusing South Americans of holding inferior moral compasses.

20Legend wrote:

Theo Filippo wrote:These two should be banned for racistly accusing South Americans of holding inferior moral compasses.

Madonna, Messi, Tevez to name a few other cheaters and or complete wankers.

Harrold wrote:

20Legend wrote:

Madonna, Messi, Tevez to name a few other cheaters and or complete wankers.

Madonna?

20Legend wrote:

Theo Filippo wrote:These two should be banned for racistly accusing South Americans of holding inferior moral compasses.

Madonna, Messi, Tevez to name a few other cheaters and or complete wankers.

Bushido wrote:Because he's a cunt and does it every week. It's not just one time.

ricky//habana wrote:This is an interesting thread, "blasting" Suarez for admitting to something that basically everybody knew anyway, the Stoke dive was obviously just that. Not morally agreeing with what he did, but neither is he. But criticise for diving not owning up to it.

ricky//habana wrote:

Bushido wrote:Because he's a cunt and does it every week. It's not just one time.

A lot of footballers are cunts on the pitch. In fact by all accounts he's a likable guy off-field.

And it quite obviously isn't every week. Come on, do a bit better than that.

menalawyerguy wrote:

ricky//habana wrote:This is an interesting thread, "blasting" Suarez for admitting to something that basically everybody knew anyway, the Stoke dive was obviously just that. Not morally agreeing with what he did, but neither is he. But criticise for diving not owning up to it.

I am criticizing him for diving, amongst other things. I am criticizing him for being an unabashed cheater (beyond just being a diver) and for being a moonbat conspiracy theorist.

Bushido wrote:

ricky//habana wrote:

A lot of footballers are cunts on the pitch. In fact by all accounts he's a likable guy off-field.

And it quite obviously isn't every week. Come on, do a bit better than that.

I lack the discussion skills on this forum as its a pile of wank. However I don't care what he's like off the pitch as it only matters on. He's a cunt on the pitch, therefore he is a cunt. IMO and many many others.

ricky//habana wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

I am criticizing him for diving, amongst other things. I am criticizing him for being an unabashed cheater (beyond just being a diver) and for being a moonbat conspiracy theorist.

I await with interest your other tirades against divers, cheaters, and moonbat theorists. Unless your rants are only directed at those who have those traits conveniently wrapped up in a Luis-Suarez sized package?

menalawyerguy wrote:

ricky//habana wrote:
I await with interest your other tirades against divers, cheaters, and moonbat theorists. Unless your rants are only directed at those who have those traits conveniently wrapped up in a Luis-Suarez sized package?

You obviously don't pay much attention to my posts if you think this is the first time I've pounced on divers, cheaters and conspiracy theorists. Won't be the last either. Thus, you'll be happy to know that your interest is likely to be satiated.

ricky//habana wrote:

menalawyerguy wrote:

You obviously don't pay much attention to my posts if you think this is the first time I've pounced on divers, cheaters and conspiracy theorists. Won't be the last either. Thus, you'll be happy to know that your interest is likely to be satiated.

I can't say that I do I'm afraid, I do not spend a lot of time on this site due to uni etc. so in retrospect, perhaps that was the wrong suggestion to make of you, I apologise.

El Jefe wrote:Phil Neville: 'I dived'

Media's Reaction: 'Honest, hard working, brave Phil Neville does the right thing by confessing his momentary lapse, give him a knighthood!'

Luis Suarez: 'I did dive, but I get treated unfairly'

Media's Reaction: 'LUIS SUAREZ: I'M A CHEAT!"'