Should Stoke City Football Club be Exterminated?

BigJ0526 wrote:Stoke City should evacuate to the MLS where most teams do this. Teams that try to play good football(New York, Real Salt Lake)always complain about the physicality.

MLS games are brutal, the players are not properly coached in how to use their physicality. The Union had Danny Califf for a while, and he would get outmuscled all of the time, yet sought to maintain his "hard man" reputation by elbowing players and picking up red cards at crucial times.

Glen Damon wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Please tell me more about how I have no prospects. Tell me exactly what I do for a living, and why I cannot progress up the career ladder, I am most intrigued.

You once told me that you didn't even bother pursuing an education, you are a delinquent who takes joy in venturing onto forums and threatening to informally neuter teenagers.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:I feel more sorry for you, the awkward virgin who spends his life reading lengthy prose and runs for shelter behind the shed when any half attractive female walks past. You are going to kill your family name as you'll never have kids, I cry for you.

Please do not use "virgin," I much prefer "chaste." "Virgin" implies that I am actively seeking sexual contact with a female, and that is simply not true.

This is simply not true as I am not only in a full time job paying well for my age, but I am also in education through that job and therefore keeping many doors open in my fairly good life.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:This is simply not true as I am not only in a full time job paying well for my age, but I am also in education through that job and therefore keeping many doors open in my fairly good life.

I need proof of this, Big John.

"Fairly" good life...this phrase makes me question your claims.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:"I would kick you in the bollocks."

A criminal with half a brain cell would assault me in a quiet alley. Doing that in a public place with hundreds of witnesses would get you a solid prison sentence.




Oh no, don't bring out the glory-hunter argument! Please don't tell me you get some strange self-satisfaction from the fact that you attend more football matches than I do, that would be quite a frivolous argument, don't you think?

I certainly do. Really I can't feel anything but sadness for people like you. I dare say you crave a trip to Anfield buy glory supporting makes it beyond the realms of possibility. Whereas I can proudly say I have seen my team take a pasting at the City Ground, you must cling to poor suality streams filmed on a negro's microwave. I know there's one good way to enjoy football, and you haven't got it. YNWA YNWA YNWASuarez till i die!

Seething

Glen Damon wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:This is simply not true as I am not only in a full time job paying well for my age, but I am also in education through that job and therefore keeping many doors open in my fairly good life.

I need proof of this, Big John.

"Fairly" good life...this phrase makes me question your claims.

I am not sure how I can prove it really. I have a pay slip right here in front of me but I am not posting that on to the internet as it contains many personal details. As a man hiding behind a constant facade, I am sure you'll understand.

Zibra wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:
I certainly do. Really I can't feel anything but sadness for people like you. I dare say you crave a trip to Anfield buy glory supporting makes it beyond the realms of possibility. Whereas I can proudly say I have seen my team take a pasting at the City Ground, you must cling to poor suality streams filmed on a negro's microwave. I know there's one good way to enjoy football, and you haven't got it. YNWA YNWA YNWASuarez till i die!

Seething

How so? You may well be in the same boat, I can't really seethe for you. Imagine the joy you would get from seeing your team in the flesh. Sorry it can't happen.

Well; this thread has definitely taken a turn.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:I need proof of this, Big John.

"Fairly" good life...this phrase makes me question your claims.

I am not sure how I can prove it really. I have a pay slip right here in front of me but I am not posting that on to the internet as it contains many personal details. As a man hiding behind a constant facade, I am sure you'll understand.

Innocent until proven guilty. The burden of proof is on you, my friend. Please prove that I am hiding behind a constant facade.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Alaba v2 wrote:

Where is PROOF that YOU go TO GAMES??????

More on request my friend.

Hardly proof. But I request to see more.

dena wrote:Well; this thread has definitely taken a turn.

Agreed, but should we be surprised? When trolling thugs like Big John use racist language and threaten to kick me in the privates, it is always going to be dragged off topic.

@Uncle John

Alaba v2 wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

More on request my friend.

Hardly proof. But I request to see more.

There is Brighton and Derby and the bottom of Blackpool. There is more but I can't be arsed, you'll believe what you want.

All shit matches. What a waste of money.

I forgot to tell you, Big John, I am a season ticket holder at Anfield.

Glen Damon wrote:

I forgot to tell you, Big John, I am a season ticket holder at Anfield.

Haha you got that image from a Waterford GAA site.

jeb4eva wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:

I forgot to tell you, Big John, I am a season ticket holder at Anfield.

Haha you got that image from a Waterford GAA site.

Yes, and I uploaded it to that website as well. I am an honest lad, I would not lie to you.

Glen Damon wrote:

I forgot to tell you, Big John, I am a season ticket holder at Anfield.

Only an uneducated fool would mistake a stock photograph at perfect right angles like yours, with a genuine ticket such as mine. For such a genius, I am surprised you think that badly of me.


Yes Zebra, I agree. Sadly we can't predict the future and see how the game will go before we decide to go. Anyway the weekend in Brighton was top class and the game was just a distraction from it.


You will never understand though, different worlds.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Only an uneducated fool would mistake a stock photograph at perfect right angles like yours, with a genuine ticket such as mine. For such a genius, I am surprised you think that badly of me.

Breathtaking technology, I know.

Glen Damon wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Only an uneducated fool would mistake a stock photograph at perfect right angles like yours, with a genuine ticket such as mine. For such a genius, I am surprised you think that badly of me.

Breathtaking technology, I know.

And here, my friend, is where I can easily catch you out. If you were being truthful, you would have no problem re-scanning it with a piece of paper underneath saying 'I am Glen Damon, I do what I want' however as you are clearly being deceitful with this false scanning I know you will fail to provide this, therefore highlighting what we all already knew.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:I would like to know how I am an idiotic hooligan.




Although I suppose, in the incredibly unlikely event that you ever attended a live Liverpool game, I would kick you in the bollocks.

Man, that's sad.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Glen Damon wrote:

Breathtaking technology, I know.

And here, my friend, is where I can easily catch you out. If you were being truthful, you would have no problem re-scanning it with a piece of paper underneath saying 'I am Glen Damon, I do what I want' however as you are clearly being deceitful with this false scanning I know you will fail to provide this, therefore highlighting what we all already knew.

I would not upload such an image. To say that "I do what I want" would be a lie, and I have already explicitly stated that I do not lie.

Besides, I burned that season ticket, I do not want memories of Andrew Carroll's ponytail lingering in my busy mind.

Glen Damon wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:
And here, my friend, is where I can easily catch you out. If you were being truthful, you would have no problem re-scanning it with a piece of paper underneath saying 'I am Glen Damon, I do what I want' however as you are clearly being deceitful with this false scanning I know you will fail to provide this, therefore highlighting what we all already knew.

I would not upload such an image. To say that "I do what I want" would be a lie, and I have already explicitly stated that I do not lie.

Besides, I burned that season ticket, I do not want memories of Andrew Carroll's ponytail lingering in my busy mind.

Despite the fact you will be sent to hell for lying, I must applaud the creative lengths you go to in order to do so.

Glen Damon wrote:

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Will not bite here.

Taking the moral highground, despite posting despicable snippets of racism and threatening my innocent testicles with your vile feet.

brilliant

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Alaba v2 wrote:

Hardly proof. But I request to see more.

There is Brighton and Derby and the bottom of Blackpool. There is more but I can't be arsed, you'll believe what you want.

The only sufficient proof you can show me is an image of yourself at a Leeds match with a sign that says my username and The dash Playmaker dot com.

John, stop being a dick

Bragging about going watch Leeds?

Seen it all.

Cam wrote:John, stop being a dick

How do I win here then? They ask for proof, I show them proof. I ask for it off Glen and he isn't man enough to admit his hoax! If showing a few match tickets is being a dick then stone me on the street.



What's the problem Maestro? They asked for proof of going to Leeds games, I showed them. I fear that because 95% of the forum wouldn't be able to do this, they are scared. It's a good test really, people can always claim to have gone to xxx game but a quick photo of the ticket will prove it. Easy to do, so non conformity highlight spineless lying such as in Glen's case.

Are you genuinely being serious ?

Just brush it off.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:

Cam wrote:John, stop being a dick

How do I win here then? They ask for proof, I show them proof. I ask for it off Glen and he isn't man enough to admit his hoax! If showing a few match tickets is being a dick then stone me on the street.

What's the problem Maestro? They asked for proof of going to Leeds games, I showed them. I fear that because 95% of the forum wouldn't be able to do this, they are scared. It's a good test really, people can always claim to have gone to xxx game but a quick photo of the ticket will prove it. Easy to do, so non conformity highlight spineless lying such as in Glen's case.

I commend your devotion to your local team, mf. But posting a picture of a match ticket is hardly proof. Images can be doctored, or found from the internet.
I myself am a supporter of my local team, but you should not mock others who choose to support a team that play in a different country or continent.

I don't even know what the original point was. But yes my images were serious and all the points I've subsequently made were serious. Not like most of the clowns on here.

They can indeed be found online and doctored, but I don't have the time or desire to do anything as sad as that unlike some people. Feel free to do a reverse image search if you believe I've got them from elsewhere.

Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:I don't even know what the original point was. But yes my images were serious and all the points I've subsequently made were serious. Not like most of the clowns on here.

They can indeed be found online and doctored, but I don't have the time or desire to do anything as sad as that unlike some people. Feel free to do a reverse image search if you believe I've got them from elsewhere.

It's OK. I don't think many people would lie and say that they go to Leeds United games, if they don't. I hope you have a wonderful holiday season and a happy new year, Uncle John from Jamaica.