Official Rangers FC Thread

You sure know how to take my breath away

I can't breath. Awe inspring, majestic, hair raising, heart stopping, spine tingling

How sick are you guys feeling right now?

At the risk of sounding slightly arrogant; We are so fucking rich.

Totti wrote:At the risk of sounding slightly arrogant; We are so fucking rich.

But. Armageddon.

Yet you're still in debt. We're the only club in Scotland to be debt free, with a lot more than £15million in the bank.

He's right, I mean they get glamour ties against the likes of Forres Mechanics, who knows what kind of unfancied boring draw we'll get tomorrow

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:Yet you're still in debt. We're the only club in Scotland to be debt free, with a lot more than £15million in the bank.

Three players coming in tomorrow for medicals.

Well done to celtic.

Frankie Boyle
@frankieboyle
Not seen any Paralympians I recognise yet, but some of the Rangers squad must be down there

ConorCelticFC wrote:Frankie Boyle
@frankieboyle
Not seen any Paralympians I recognise yet, but some of the Rangers squad must be down there

Shite patter to be honest

Ted wrote:He's right, I mean they get glamour ties against the likes of Forres Mechanics, who knows what kind of unfancied boring draw we'll get tomorrow

Which pot are they in? Can we get them?

Be gutted if we draw Barca, Man City and Juventus instead of them.

Totti wrote:

Ted wrote:He's right, I mean they get glamour ties against the likes of Forres Mechanics, who knows what kind of unfancied boring draw we'll get tomorrow

Which pot are they in? Can we get them?

Be gutted if we draw Barca, Man City and Juventus instead of them.

lmfao

The Maestro wrote:

ConorCelticFC wrote:Frankie Boyle
@frankieboyle
Not seen any Paralympians I recognise yet, but some of the Rangers squad must be down there

Shite patter to be honest

True but who gives a fuck?

ConorCelticFC wrote:

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:Yet you're still in debt. We're the only club in Scotland to be debt free, with a lot more than £15million in the bank.

Three players coming in tomorrow for medicals.

This is how it feels to be Rangers, this is how it feels to be small, we've signed 7 players, you've signed no one at all ... NO ONE AT ALL!

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

ConorCelticFC wrote:

Three players coming in tomorrow for medicals.

This is how it feels to be Rangers, this is how it feels to be small, we've signed 7 players, you've signed no one at all ... NO ONE AT ALL!

Except the two-time SPL clean-sheet record-breaker. We also haven't died.

mods you should change the title of this thread to celtic fc thread they seem to use this more than the other celtic thread

JORDY_RFC wrote:mods you should change the title of this thread to celtic fc thread they seem to use this more than the other celtic thread

Why do you come to expect anything else? They always have been obsessed with us. Hate us more than they support their own team.

Always chasing in our shadows, we welcome the chase!

Jelavić7|EFC wrote:

ConorCelticFC wrote:

Three players coming in tomorrow for medicals.

This is how it feels to be Rangers, this is how it feels to be small

Good on you for accepting it, wee man.

Fraser Forster, Jela

Lying again

By the way I'm not gonna keep posting in this thread, but I just want to put this into perspective for you before I leave this thread.

You're team got liquidated, the ultimte kick in the balls for any football fan is to have their teams history wiped, and then to make it worse start afresh in the FOURTH TIER of Scottish football, playing the likes of Fores Mechanics.
We play in Scotlands top flight, and in the UEFA Champions League amongst the best teams in the world in Europes elite competition, having landed a minimum of £15m. While we are at the draw tomorrow, fat sally and Green are at Hampden for their SFA discipline hearings.

Just thought I'd sum this up for you.
Best regardsx

Masking out parts of posts to feel better about yourself/your club. Becoming a regular occurrence.

You and your pals continuous trolling is so repetitive, boring, predictable, embarrassing, need I go on? Just accept the truth, it will be better for both parties.

Jela are you not happy for us?

£150,000 offer made for Cammy Bell, Kilmarnock Goalkeeper.

£300,000 bid made for David Templeton, Hearts Winger (Has 10 months left on his current deal).

£200,000 bid made for Daniel Larsson, Malmo Striker (Has 3 months left on his current deal).

Highly rated German Midfielder Michael Fink also offered a contract.

The only deal I'm optimistic about is Fink.

Bristol City had an offer rejected for Templeton.

Harrold wrote:Bristol City had an offer rejected for Templeton.

Yeah, he has only 9-10 months left on his deal ... I reckon it'd take 500k up front for it to be accepted. Fully expect celtic to put a bid in for him now.

Deleted that ridiculous bit about Liverpool.

I'd be happy with all of those except Fink. There is no chance of Larsson and Templeton though.

3-0 up! Magnifique!

Not bad attendance, around 26k.

Also there will be 'a string of EPL loan signings' heading to Rangers tomorrow. Most likely Newcastle players.

Ibrox sold out! 26,000 loyal Sevconians in attendance tonight.

Staunch.