Footballer suffers from hemorrhoids, hemorrhoids flare up...

and he soldiers through it.

Spoiler:

I'm sure that's breaking some sort of FIFA no blood laws.

Leonardo Ponzio, literally bust his ass for his team.

Wow, that is actually some serious blood for piles.

That is disgusting. Still unsure how that whole hemorrhoids stuff works.

N wrote:That is disgusting. Still unsure how that whole hemorrhoids stuff works.

crump can explain it.

Holy shit that is fucking repulsive, is that honestly blood all over his shorts?

Probably has HepatitAIDs.

Don't push so hard while pooping.

Basically.

I've had hemorrhoids, it never looked like I had a period out of my ass though.

What a soilder, pretty disgusting though.

Bogdan wrote:I've had hemorrhoids, it never looked like I had a period out of my ass though.

It might have had you worn white shorts and slid on your ass a few times.

Basically that guy is a soldier.

He would be going through a lot of pain

Feels like a spicy taco coming out of your ass.

you should change your name to "spicy taco coming out of ass." You're due for another name change anyway. You've had this for at least 10 minutes now.

menalawyerguy wrote:you should change your name to "spicy taco coming out of ass." You're due for another name change anyway. You've had this for at least 10 minutes now.

You really showed me!


April 4th: Changed to N
June 12th: New name

Just admit it...you're a handle slut.

Sandbox is one word. Not two.

goonsidious wrote:Sandbox is one word. Not two.

Indeed. However, I am currently in a local that has (a) sand and (b) a box, not necessarily sand inside of a box.

It's locale not local.

They call 'em locals in this part of the world. As in "your local union branch."

Then the sentence structure isn't correct.

Holy shit.

crump wrote:Holy shit.

Should give him some of your anusol.

goonsidious wrote:Then the sentence structure isn't correct.

The sentence structure is fine.

Then I fear for your education.

How should it be structured then?

btw-you should change your handle to Grammarian.

goonsidious wrote:Don't push so hard while pooping.

Basically.

Or just eat fibre.