If you could have a footballer as a dad...

who would it be?

And also, who would you hate to have as a dad. (they can be an ex footballer as well)

I would hate to have Alan Hansen as a dad cos he seems like a stern father.

Don't forget to say why.

Mario Balotelli.

EDIT: Hate? Probably Marlon King.

Like: Benjamin Totori because then I would be living in the Solomon Islands



Dislike: Mamadou Tall, because I would be living in Iran

Glen Johnson.

Hate? Micah Richards, would probably slate Glen all the time.

John Terry.

Like - Balotelli

Hate - Dimitar Berbatov, boring cunt.

Ledley King

I'd hate to have Savage, can't stand the cunt

Cristiano Ronaldo.

I would be confused if Balotelli was my dad, cos i'm not black.

Socrates or Jorge Valdano.

Cam wrote:I would be confused if Balotelli was my dad, cos i'm not black.

He'd buy you trampolines though.

Like - George Elokobi

Hate - Joey Barton

Im gonna give the points to Gordon.

Maciej Szczesny, because then I would be Wojciech's brother.

David Beckham. Inspiration.

VivaRonaldo wrote:David Beckham. Inspiration.

That's a tough one. He'd probably ask you to teach him how to read and stuff.

Gary Neville

Lucho Gonzalez.

Love: Ronaldo, He's got it all really.

The birds, the money etc etc.

Like: Aboutrika or Messi
Dislike: Mido or El Hadj Diouf

Jelavic9|RFC wrote:Love: Ronaldo, He's got it all really.

The birds, the money etc etc.

Which would make him a bad dad.

Gerrard

I would like to be Benjamin Aguero.

Tevez would be a good dad, you'll never see him cos he's in England

Gary Neville

ahlycotc wrote:

Jelavic9|RFC wrote:Love: Ronaldo, He's got it all really.

The birds, the money etc etc.

Which would make him a bad dad.

Err... How?

Then you could have some.

Yeha because sharing women with your dad would be well good

Jelavic9|RFC wrote:

ahlycotc wrote:

Which would make him a bad dad.

Err... How?

Then you could have some.

Yea Im sure as an 8 year old child or whatever you could share women with your dad. The fuck's wrong with you?

Cam wrote:Tevez would be a good dad, you'll never see him cos he's in England

Suarez would be a good dad too. He would stop a bullet for you....with his hands.

Sean wrote:

Jelavic9|RFC wrote:

Err... How?

Then you could have some.

Yea Im sure as an 8 year old child or whatever you could share women with your dad. The fuck's wrong with you?

Why are you being so immature?

'mate yer 8, like you could get 1 haha'