So good it feels like you are an ORIGINAL.Eternal Witcher wrote:crump wrote:Clark and Bent are the best new members, better than some originals.
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Andy-
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Does that even make sense?crump wrote:Eternal Witcher wrote:
You're not new, I'm talking people who registered like within the first 4 months
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Originals does make it sound a bit weird, like superheroes.
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Billy Davies wrote:Yeah, heard that story so many times and heard people try to pass it off as one of their actual mates
Just like the starburst story, bet you've all heard that too
Starburst? No. Let's read it.
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Phadunkin Donuts wrote:Billy Davies wrote:Yeah, heard that story so many times and heard people try to pass it off as one of their actual mates
Just like the starburst story, bet you've all heard that too
Starburst? No. Let's read it.
A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.
The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste.
I can only assume at this point that she agreed.
She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:
"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."
He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.
It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.
Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?
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Kyro, I'm still not going to quote you, so go away.
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Billy Davies wrote:Yeah, heard that story so many times and heard people try to pass it off as one of their actual mates
Just like the starburst story, bet you've all heard that too
Mine was fruit pastilles up there.
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Billy Davies wrote:Phadunkin Donuts wrote:
Starburst? No. Let's read it.
A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.
The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste.
I can only assume at this point that she agreed.
She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:
"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."
He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.
It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.
Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?
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I didn't expect a quote, but I expected a more respectful reply you vile creature.Eternal Witcher wrote:Kyro, I'm still not going to quote you, so go away.
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Yeahh I've heard that one before 
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Billy Davies wrote:Phadunkin Donuts wrote:
Starburst? No. Let's read it.
A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.
The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Starburst sweets to improve her taste.
I can only assume at this point that she agreed.
She found a packet which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the Starbursts are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:
"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."
He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the Starbursts incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.
It turns out there was indeed only 3 Starburst sweets used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.
Will you ever eat Starbursts again without thinking of the Starburst story?
Oh my fucking god. Never again..
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All the stories are the same. 
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Have you heard the freddo story?
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SBSP wrote:All the stories are the same.
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Add me you phaggots.
Add me you phaggots.
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Think I'll frustrate myself by playing more FIFA.
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Cam wrote:Have you heard the freddo story?
POST.
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Yeah, they are mostly unpleasant, the one with the marine in Iraq had me in stitches though.SBSP wrote:All the stories are the same.
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FIFA is unbearable at this time, french cunts with shit connections.
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I don't browse the internet enough, I'm oblivious to all these stories or memes.
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No, but post please.Cam wrote:Have you heard the freddo story?
Billy Davies wrote:SBSP wrote:All the stories are the same.
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Phadunkin Donuts wrote:Cam wrote:Have you heard the freddo story?
POST.
A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.
The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Freddos to improve her taste.
I can only assume at this point that she agreed.
She found a multipack which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the freddos are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:
"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."
He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the freddos incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.
It turns out there was indeed only 3 freddos used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.
Will you ever eat a freddo again without thinking of the freddo story?
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My internet is so fucking shit tonight. 
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Cam wrote:Phadunkin Donuts wrote:
POST.
A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.
The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Freddos to improve her taste.
I can only assume at this point that she agreed.
She found a multipack which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the freddos are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:
"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."
He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the freddos incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.
It turns out there was indeed only 3 freddos used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.
Will you ever eat a freddo again without thinking of the freddo story?
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Not sure if seriousCam wrote:Phadunkin Donuts wrote:
POST.
A male student and his girlfriend were at the foreplay stage of sexual win-timacy, when they started to experiment.
The guy decides that instead of telling his girl straight out that her fadge stinks like a rotting whale, that they should use Freddos to improve her taste.
I can only assume at this point that she agreed.
She found a multipack which had 3 left, got pretty horny and began stuffing them up her V. Her starts getting pretty into it and after about ten minutes all the freddos are gone and one girl is left mighty pleased. The couple proceed to discuss the event:
"Did you eat them all?"
"Yeah all four of them"
"Four? Ha, I thought there was only three.."
He thought nothing of it. A few days later he goes to his local doctor complaining of a rash and dry skin around his lips. The doctor examines the boy and asks what he had eaten recently, so despite partial embarrassment he tells the doctor about the freddos incident with his girlfriend. The doctor determined that the boy was developing genital warts near his mouth who ran out of the clinic clutching his face.
It turns out there was indeed only 3 freddos used that night, and he had actually eaten one of his girlfriend's warts by accident. Whether they are still together is unknown, and whether the guy has since been seen is also unknown.
Will you ever eat a freddo again without thinking of the freddo story?
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