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Ham.-
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I offishally own a fish called Rooney 
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Viva Ronaldo 7 wrote:I offishally own a fish called Rooney
I sea what you did there.
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- haha i think i can top this, since everyone here is telling shit stories:
Now im a pretty scrawny kid, 16 years old, white people may say im nerdy cuz i wear glasses and im really into vikings and middle age stuff. So one day im just minding my own, playing vikings in my room, im about to put on my viking costume, I had my furry horned hat on already but i didnt even get to finish cuz my brother bursts in the door. He starts hitting me and pushing me around. He goes "HEY you fucking dork you want to make some money?!?!". Now at this point skyrim had just come out, naturally being the middle ages buff that i am i wanted it more than ANYTHING. I didnt feel like waiting for christmas and i didnt have a job so i said "yeah sure what?" i said. "Mom says the toilets wont flush down so she told me to go in the basement and shake the shit pipes, i dont want to do it so ill pay you to do it for me but ONLY if you do it fast!!".
Couple things you should know, 1. my dad is a plumber and owns his own business and he considers my brother and i his apprentices, so we know a thing or two about plumbing. 2. our house uses a septic system and the pipes run through the basement out to the tank which is underground in our front yard. Sometimes the pipes get clogged because theyre pretty old and usually shaking them a little bit helps loosen it up (i know ironic because my father is a plumber). SO BACK TO THE STORY. So i immediately agreed to do it, dropped everything i was doing and bolted downstairs. Now the pipes run perpendicular to the floor so they stand vertically. I grabbed a nearby broom and started pushing at the pipe moving it back and forth rapidly to try to get the blockage to loosen up. All of a sudden, the bottom of the pipe closest to the floor burst and the piss marinaded shit started to fill the basement. It started to fill REALLY fast i mean like defying the laws of physics fast.
Now that i think of it, it was probably because the pressure buildup and all of the gravity created a vacuum that sucked more of it out of the actual tank. So immediately i start getting scared because im thinking im going to drown in the shitty piss or pissy shit. Soon after it leveled out to about thigh height. I grabbed a nearby hamper and the displacement of the water and the airbubble underneath the hamper created a flotation device upon which i kneeled and basically rowed myself towards the stairs. I remember just getting pissed off and thinking to myself "Goddammit, 'Fix the shit-pipes' he said, 'ill pay you money' he said" in a sort of mocking tone. By this point my mom and brother had heard my screams and came bolting down the stairs. My mom is screaming at the top of her lungs and dry-heaving at the smell,im too pissed off to notice the smell. My brother is laughing his ass off watching me basically row myself to the stairs and he decides to take a fucking picture with his phone. The house smelled for fucking weeks and thankfully my brother DID pay me and i got skyrim. So now youre probably asking yourself what was so embarrassing if only your family knew about it? Well my brother is also a Redditor and he decided to post the picture all over the internet -_-
Oh my god
I didn't believe this at first until I saw this:
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Childish Logic-
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crump wrote:One celebrity you'd fuck, go.
Cheryl Cole.
Too hard to choose.
Since novi picked emma stone, I'll go with mila kunis.
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King Carlos wrote:
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Now im a pretty scrawny kid, 16 years old, white people may say im nerdy cuz i wear glasses and im really into vikings and middle age stuff. So one day im just minding my own, playing vikings in my room, im about to put on my viking costume, I had my furry horned hat on already but i didnt even get to finish cuz my brother bursts in the door. He starts hitting me and pushing me around. He goes "HEY you fucking dork you want to make some money?!?!". Now at this point skyrim had just come out, naturally being the middle ages buff that i am i wanted it more than ANYTHING. I didnt feel like waiting for christmas and i didnt have a job so i said "yeah sure what?" i said. "Mom says the toilets wont flush down so she told me to go in the basement and shake the shit pipes, i dont want to do it so ill pay you to do it for me but ONLY if you do it fast!!".
Couple things you should know, 1. my dad is a plumber and owns his own business and he considers my brother and i his apprentices, so we know a thing or two about plumbing. 2. our house uses a septic system and the pipes run through the basement out to the tank which is underground in our front yard. Sometimes the pipes get clogged because theyre pretty old and usually shaking them a little bit helps loosen it up (i know ironic because my father is a plumber). SO BACK TO THE STORY. So i immediately agreed to do it, dropped everything i was doing and bolted downstairs. Now the pipes run perpendicular to the floor so they stand vertically. I grabbed a nearby broom and started pushing at the pipe moving it back and forth rapidly to try to get the blockage to loosen up. All of a sudden, the bottom of the pipe closest to the floor burst and the piss marinaded shit started to fill the basement. It started to fill REALLY fast i mean like defying the laws of physics fast.
Now that i think of it, it was probably because the pressure buildup and all of the gravity created a vacuum that sucked more of it out of the actual tank. So immediately i start getting scared because im thinking im going to drown in the shitty piss or pissy shit. Soon after it leveled out to about thigh height. I grabbed a nearby hamper and the displacement of the water and the airbubble underneath the hamper created a flotation device upon which i kneeled and basically rowed myself towards the stairs. I remember just getting pissed off and thinking to myself "Goddammit, 'Fix the shit-pipes' he said, 'ill pay you money' he said" in a sort of mocking tone. By this point my mom and brother had heard my screams and came bolting down the stairs. My mom is screaming at the top of her lungs and dry-heaving at the smell,im too pissed off to notice the smell. My brother is laughing his ass off watching me basically row myself to the stairs and he decides to take a fucking picture with his phone. The house smelled for fucking weeks and thankfully my brother DID pay me and i got skyrim. So now youre probably asking yourself what was so embarrassing if only your family knew about it? Well my brother is also a Redditor and he decided to post the picture all over the internet -_-
Oh my god
I didn't believe this at first until I saw this:
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Ham.-
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Age : 29
Location : Edinburgh
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King Carlos wrote:
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Now im a pretty scrawny kid, 16 years old, white people may say im nerdy cuz i wear glasses and im really into vikings and middle age stuff. So one day im just minding my own, playing vikings in my room, im about to put on my viking costume, I had my furry horned hat on already but i didnt even get to finish cuz my brother bursts in the door. He starts hitting me and pushing me around. He goes "HEY you fucking dork you want to make some money?!?!". Now at this point skyrim had just come out, naturally being the middle ages buff that i am i wanted it more than ANYTHING. I didnt feel like waiting for christmas and i didnt have a job so i said "yeah sure what?" i said. "Mom says the toilets wont flush down so she told me to go in the basement and shake the shit pipes, i dont want to do it so ill pay you to do it for me but ONLY if you do it fast!!".
Couple things you should know, 1. my dad is a plumber and owns his own business and he considers my brother and i his apprentices, so we know a thing or two about plumbing. 2. our house uses a septic system and the pipes run through the basement out to the tank which is underground in our front yard. Sometimes the pipes get clogged because theyre pretty old and usually shaking them a little bit helps loosen it up (i know ironic because my father is a plumber). SO BACK TO THE STORY. So i immediately agreed to do it, dropped everything i was doing and bolted downstairs. Now the pipes run perpendicular to the floor so they stand vertically. I grabbed a nearby broom and started pushing at the pipe moving it back and forth rapidly to try to get the blockage to loosen up. All of a sudden, the bottom of the pipe closest to the floor burst and the piss marinaded shit started to fill the basement. It started to fill REALLY fast i mean like defying the laws of physics fast.
Now that i think of it, it was probably because the pressure buildup and all of the gravity created a vacuum that sucked more of it out of the actual tank. So immediately i start getting scared because im thinking im going to drown in the shitty piss or pissy shit. Soon after it leveled out to about thigh height. I grabbed a nearby hamper and the displacement of the water and the airbubble underneath the hamper created a flotation device upon which i kneeled and basically rowed myself towards the stairs. I remember just getting pissed off and thinking to myself "Goddammit, 'Fix the shit-pipes' he said, 'ill pay you money' he said" in a sort of mocking tone. By this point my mom and brother had heard my screams and came bolting down the stairs. My mom is screaming at the top of her lungs and dry-heaving at the smell,im too pissed off to notice the smell. My brother is laughing his ass off watching me basically row myself to the stairs and he decides to take a fucking picture with his phone. The house smelled for fucking weeks and thankfully my brother DID pay me and i got skyrim. So now youre probably asking yourself what was so embarrassing if only your family knew about it? Well my brother is also a Redditor and he decided to post the picture all over the internet -_-
Oh my god
I didn't believe this at first until I saw this:
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I was wondering where that picture came from, some guys on Reddit have turned it into a really good meme as well.
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Kuled-
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Beautiful.Marvin wrote:
This should get played at Anfield.
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Ferris Bueller?Ché Guayaba wrote:
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- I once sneezed in class and a glob of snot went into the hair of the girl in front of me. Went right between my fingers. I look around to see if anybody noticed and all the people around me are just giving me stares of absolute terror. At this point she turns around to see why we all stopped mid conversation. My friend opens his mouth to speak but I start frantically shaking my head. Nobody said a word and she just turned back around confused. I dont know if she ever found out.
George-
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crump wrote:One celebrity you'd fuck, go.
Cheryl Cole.
Hayley Williams.
No question about it.
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One time I was caught jacking off and I had cum on my hands, when being caught I said it was acne cream and rubbed it on my face.
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King Carlos wrote:One time I was caught jacking off and I had cum on my hands, when being caught I said it was acne cream and rubbed it on my face.
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ChicharitoChé Guayaba wrote:
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King Carlos wrote:One time I was caught jacking off and I had cum on my hands, when being caught I said it was acne cream and rubbed it on my face.
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King Carlos wrote:One time I was caught jacking off and I had cum on my hands, when being caught I said it was acne cream and rubbed it on my face.
Phadunkin Donuts-
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King Carlos wrote:One time I was caught jacking off and I had cum on my hands, when being caught I said it was acne cream and rubbed it on my face.
Desperate times..
I've never gone to that extreme.. but have done something similar.
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People who make small talk 
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Texting a girl who I have never seen before and I don't even know her name, very weird.
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Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:Texting a girl who I have never seen before and I don't even know her name, very weird.
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Phil Collins is my new guilty pleasure
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anyone else get freaked out when they think of kid ghosts? I mean I dont mind normal ghosts, but something about child ghosts scares the shit out of me.. nomsayin? 
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Adele is my guilty pleasure..Sean wrote:Phil Collins is my new guilty pleasure
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