I don't even know what it means.Bogdan wrote:Fuck it, I'm going to watch blades of glory.
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
No it's not.
Gets the people goin'!
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Danny-
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No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
No it's not.
Gets the people goin'!
crump-
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I always play shit on FIFA at this time of night 
Sean-
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kyro7 wrote:Elaborate on this post, it only makes me think of one thing.Sean wrote:EASSSSYYYY LOVER
SHE'LL GET A HOLD OF YOU, BELIEVE IT.
Sean-
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Bogdan wrote:Allow it.
Bogdan, your avatar, aware me.
Phadunkin Donuts-
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Just got rid of FIFA 12 because I haven't played it in 4 months..
Now have urge to play said game.
Now have urge to play said game.
SBSP-
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I hate being awful at FIFA. 
Actually, I hate having a desire to keep playing FIFA despite being awful at it.
Actually, I hate having a desire to keep playing FIFA despite being awful at it.
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Kate UptonSean wrote:Bogdan wrote:Allow it.
Bogdan, your avatar, aware me.
Andy-
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Agreed.Splashy wrote:
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Andy wrote:Agreed.Splashy wrote:
Andy-
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Another Great point which I agree with.Splashy wrote:Andy wrote:Agreed.
crump-
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I'm 1000ging FIFA then selling it.
Then.....
FIFA STREEEEET!
Then.....
FIFA STREEEEET!
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Sean's right, most new members are shit.
crump-
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Clark and Bent are the best new members, better than some originals.
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'Originals' makes it sound a bit, I dunno........ you know?
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- Dont know if this tops it but may be close. About my mate that was having sex with this girl once at her parents house. This guy is a sheep farmer and lived out in the high country where some people are pretty ruff. So hes doing this girl at her parents place doggy style on the couch when she says to put it in her ass. He happily obliges and starts to bang her in the ass. They thought the parents were away for at least a few hours so they are just going for it in the lounge on the couch when they hear the car pull into the house. They both panic and he quickly pulls his dick out of her ass and as he does a big pile of shit runs out her ass and falls on the carpet in the lounge. Shes so embarrassed and hes just grossed out, neither of them know what to do. The parents are coming in and theres no time to clean it up so when her dad comes in he loses it once he sees shit all over the lounge floor. He asks what the fuck happened and she blames it on the dog saying it shat everywhere. The dad proceeds to go outside and takes the dog out back before getting his rifle and shoots the dog in the head before coming back inside. My mate and the girl had to sit there and watch him bury the dog. The girl loved the dog and can never talk about it now.
TL;DR: Girl shits over carpet in lounge due to anal sex, blames dog, father shoots dog.
I feel so bad for laughing
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Sean wrote:kyro7 wrote:Elaborate on this post, it only makes me think of one thing.Sean wrote:EASSSSYYYY LOVER
SHE'LL GET A HOLD OF YOU, BELIEVE IT.
Sean-
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kyro7 wrote:Sean wrote:
SHE'LL GET A HOLD OF YOU, BELIEVE IT.
Up there with the best songs in the world, srs.
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ayvee1 wrote:'Originals' makes it sound a bit, I dunno........ you know?
Makes us sound like a pair of Gazelle's or Sambas. The good Adidas shoes, whilst they are just the shitty, new 3-stripe shoes
Andy-
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Wouldn't exactly call them new.crump wrote:Clark and Bent are the best new members, better than some originals.
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Danny wrote:I don't even know what it means.Bogdan wrote:Fuck it, I'm going to watch blades of glory.
No one knows what it means, but it's provocative.
No it's not.
Gets the people goin'!
This post made me cry.
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crump wrote:Clark and Bent are the best new members, better than some originals.
Andy-
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Oh godKing Carlos wrote:
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TL;DR: Girl shits over carpet in lounge due to anal sex, blames dog, father shoots dog.
I feel so bad for laughing
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King Carlos wrote:
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TL;DR: Girl shits over carpet in lounge due to anal sex, blames dog, father shoots dog.
I feel so bad for laughing
Dad sounds like an asshole. Story also sounds made up.
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Phil Collins.Sean wrote:kyro7 wrote:Sean wrote:
SHE'LL GET A HOLD OF YOU, BELIEVE IT.
Up there with the best songs in the world, srs.
Exactly this post.Phadunkin Donuts wrote:King Carlos wrote:
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TL;DR: Girl shits over carpet in lounge due to anal sex, blames dog, father shoots dog.
I feel so bad for laughing
Dad sounds like an asshole. Story also sounds made up.
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crump wrote:Clark and Bent are the best new members, better than some originals.
crump-
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Eternal Witcher wrote:crump wrote:Clark and Bent are the best new members, better than some originals.
You're not new, I'm talking people who registered like within the first 4 months
<3 <3
Originals does make it sound a bit weird, like superheroes.
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Yeah, heard that story so many times and heard people try to pass it off as one of their actual mates
Just like the starburst story, bet you've all heard that too
Just like the starburst story, bet you've all heard that too
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