Dan wrote:Zzonked wrote:
I used to do that all the time, never had any problems.
What's worse is I used to squeeze my nob at the end of a wank so jizz didn't come out. I'm sure that did me no good.
That's fine. Proven method of prolongation that.
Jordo wrote:Dan going on about snapping his Banjo again.
Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:Probably the former, yes. I dont get the education system. Our success is ultimately measured by our job. Where having a job isnt really success. Strange one. Bit lost TBH.Zzonked wrote:Big_Lad_Pardew wrote:
Hmm... I think i may be inept in certain departments. Is it wrong that i don't care how i do?
It depends if what you're going to do is significant or not. Sounds more like a motivation problem than a procrastination problem.
Zzonked wrote:Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:When I was younger I once cut off my piss half way through cause I was missing TV, turns out it gave me a water infection and the next day at school my piss was pretty much blood and it stung like a cunt.
Cool story for you all to enjoy there.
I used to do that all the time, never had any problems.
What's worse is I used to squeeze my nob at the end of a wank so jizz didn't come out. I'm sure that did me no good.
ahlycotc wrote:Dan wrote:
That's fine. Proven method of prolongation that.
I think he means he would hold it while jizzing. That can't be good.
Dan wrote:Viva Ronaldo 7 wrote:
The area above your pubes but below your belly which becomes full of piss and can stick out from your pants
What the fuck?
Dan wrote:Jordo wrote:Dan going on about snapping his Banjo again.
It's something I want you all to suffer. Then you will realise why.
Dan wrote:ahlycotc wrote:Dan wrote:
That's fine. Proven method of prolongation that.
I think he means he would hold it while jizzing. That can't be good.
Well, whatever floats his boat.
Dan wrote:Some bird is trying to convert me on facebook..
Zzonked wrote:Uncle John from Jamaica wrote:When I was younger I once cut off my piss half way through cause I was missing TV, turns out it gave me a water infection and the next day at school my piss was pretty much blood and it stung like a cunt.
Cool story for you all to enjoy there.
I used to do that all the time, never had any problems.
What's worse is I used to squeeze my nob at the end of a wank so jizz didn't come out. I'm sure that did me no good.
Dan wrote:Some bird is trying to convert me on facebook..
Dan wrote:Some bird is trying to convert me on facebook..
Back in Black?Sean wrote:Right lads, give me a few songs that a band could play and would be instantly recognizable to people?
Una Paloma Blanca.Sean wrote:Right lads, give me a few songs that a band could play and would be instantly recognizable to people?
Sean wrote:Right lads, give me a few songs that a band could play and would be instantly recognizable to people?
Sean wrote:Right lads, give me a few songs that a band could play and would be instantly recognizable to people?
Sean wrote:Right lads, give me a few songs that a band could play and would be instantly recognizable to people?
Dan wrote:I called her mental and she said I'd regret it when 'aliens came back to claim what is theirs'.
I hope she isn't serious..
Dan wrote:I called her mental and she said I'd regret it when 'aliens came back to claim what is theirs'.
I hope she isn't serious..
